Mom, I'm Bulletproof

By MacFrenzy

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A comedic/dramatic/romantic superhero epic. Amy McBloom struggles to pay her bills, bickers on the phone wit... More

Chapter 1: All Together
Chapter 2.1: Can't Talk Right Now
Chapter 2.3: Amy vs. Hate
Chapter 3.1: Science Experiment
Chapter 3.2: Secret Identity
Chapter 3.3: School of the Future
Chapter 3.4: Mind Over Matter
Chapter 3.5: A Flash of Light
Chapter 4.1: Under the Arch
Chapter 4.2: One Night in Theater City
Chapter 4.3: Almost Forgotten
Chapter 4.4: Rat in a Maze
Chapter 5.1: Future Girl's History
Chapter 5.2: Nerd Heaven
Chapter 5.3: Totally Getting an A
Chapter 5.4: Confusion and Anger
Chapter 5.5: Beeswax
Chapter 5.6: One of These Days
Chapter 5.7: No Ordinary Robbery
Chapter 5.8: Three More Shots
Chapter 5.9: History's Future
Chapter 5.10: On Another Level
Chapter 6: Murder in London, part 1
Chapter 6: Murder in London, part 2
Chapter 6: Murder in London, part 3
Chapter 6: Murder in London, part 4
Chapter 6: Murder in London, part 5
Chapter 6: Murder in London, part 6
Chapter 6: Murder in London, part 7
Chapter 6: Murder in London, part 8
Chapter 7.1: Making Ends Meet
Chapter 7.2: The Fine Print
Chapter 7.3: Under Fire
Chapter 7.4: Fly
Chapter 7.5: Still Got Some Fight
Chapter 7.6: Safe Houses
Chapter 7.7: The Real Deal
Chapter 8.1: Back to School
Chapter 8.2: When Girl Heroes Collide
Chapter 8.3: Trouble
Chapter 8.4: You're The Smart One
Chapter 8.5: Amy Gets Schooled
Chapter 8.6: A Life of My Own
Chapter 9.1: Not Easy to Find
Chapter 9.2: A Question of Trust
Chapter 9.3: The Old Pit
Chapter 10.1: Before...
Chapter 10.2: ...and After
Chapter 11.1: Day in the Life
Chapter 11.2: To Arms
Chapter 11.3: Cut throat
Chapter 11.4: Your Technology
Chapter 11.5: Future Girl vs. Corruption
Chapter 11.6: The Full Force
Chapter 11.7: Answers
Chapter 11.8: This is Our Night
Chapter 12.1: Worth Investigating
Chapter 12.2: A Unique Perspective
Chapter 12.3: We've Got Ghosts
Chapter 12.4: Plesiosaurus
Chapter 12.5: The Impossible
Chapter 12.6: Guilty as Charged
Chapter 13.1: Proscenium vs. Dr. Critique
Chapter 13.2: The Source of Your Power
Chapter 13.3: Night of Thunder
Chapter 14: Origin Story, part 1
Chapter 14: Origin Story, part 2
Chapter 14: Origin Story, part 3
Chapter 14: Origin Story, part 4
Chapter 14: Origin Story, part 5
Chapter 15.1: Major Crazy Conspiracy
Chapter 15.2: Helicopter
Chapter 15.3: That's a Little Harsh
Chapter 15.4: Confession
Chapter 15.5: Allies
Chapter 16.1: The Ergosphere
Chapter 16.2: A Void In You
Chapter 16.3: Rum and Coke
Chapter 16.4: Hoedown
Chapter 16.4: In Pursuit
Chapter 16.5: Specific Aura
Chapter 16.6: The Lawless Land
Chapter 17.1: From Left to Right
Chapter 17.2: Newly Reconstructed
Chapter 17.3: Understanding
Chapter 17.4: Control
Chapter 17.5: Here Forever
Chapter 18.1: Brawl at the Ultramax
Chapter 18.2: Fighting the Air
Chapter 18.3: Who Are You?
Chapter 19.1: Some Stuff to Deal With
Chapter 19.2: The Heart of It
Chapter 19.3: Against the Submarine
Chapter 19.4: Much Resistance
Chapter 19.5: The Holy One
Chapter 19.6: Manufacturers
Chapter 19.7: Fun
Chapter 19.8: Whirlwind of Destruction
Chapter 20.1: The Temple
Chapter 20.2: Priestess
Chapter 20.3: What Makes Us Tick
Chapter 20.4: In Trouble
Chapter 20.5: The Worst Nightmare
Chapter 20.6: If I Die
Chapter 20.7: Stating the Obvious
Chapter 20.8: This Other Universe
Chapter 20.9: Blood
Chapter 20.10: Phenomenal
Author's note

Chapter 2.2: Action Figure

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By MacFrenzy


The next morning, Amy flew over her hometown of Boston. This time she wasn't on patrol, but had a specific destination in mind. Amy spotted the rooftop she wanted and landed on it, where Todd, her publicist, waited for her.

"A perfect entrance, as always," he said. They entered the building, into an elevator, and down to Todd's office. He had decorated the place with all black furniture against plain white walls and carpet. Amy always felt it was trying to hard to look wealthy, but Todd had found her work in the past.

"Thrilling stuff, stopping that bank robbery last night," Todd said, taking the seat behind his desk. "It looked action-packed on the news."

"Thanks," Amy said, sitting across from him. "Speaking of which, any news from your friends at Disney? Or Netflix?"

Awkward pause.

"I'm afraid not," he said. "But that doesn't mean a movie's not going to happen."

"Oh." She looked down at her lap.

"Amy, we're on the same page here. You want the freedom to do your rescue-people thing and I want to provide you with the finances so you can do that. That's why I'm here, to turn your image into as much money as possible."

"We keep having this same conversation over and over."

"Let me tell you something about Hollywood. When you look at the record books, even movies that are so-called flops still bring in enormous profits. One or two films are all we'll need to get you set for life."

"You want me to sit around for another 30 days and just wait for offers?"

"I know it seems harsh, but big deals happen in slow motion," Todd said. "In the meantime, maybe I can get you another commercial."

Amy closed her eyes. She hated that commercial she had done. Saying "I'm U.S. Amy and I love El Delicioso's Microwave Burritos" over and over, take after take, had been torture. But it did pay all her bills for the past year.

"Trust me," Todd said. "I have some positive contacts at the studios, and they've shown a sincere interest. Things will work out."

Amy nodded and said she understood.

"Now for the good news," Todd said. "I've got something to show you."

He reached into a desk drawer and pulled out a small, shiny black box about the size of a shoebox. He set it on the desk.

"Open it," he said.

She looked at the box, looked at him, and then back at the box. She reached forward and picked it up. As she lifted the lid, a plastic smell came from inside.

In the box was a seven-inch-tall version of herself.

"It's your very own action figure," Todd said.

"Oh, my God." Amy took it out of the box. "It looks just like me."

"It's only a prototype, of course, but I agree it looks great."

The toy mimicked Amy's red hair, blue uniform and American flag cape. Amy pointed its arms upward and then held it sideways.

"She's flying," Amy said with a laugh. "I love it."

"I'm glad. With your approval, I'm confident we can get them into production later this year."

Amy fiddled around with the toy, making it strike various poses. "This is great. I can't wait to see kids' faces when I give these to them."

"Not give them," Todd said. "Sell them."

"Sell?"

"At 25 bucks a pop."

"I don't know," Amy said. "I just hoped that kids would like them."

"They will," Todd said. "You know who else will like them? Hollywood executives who carefully follow sales figures on kids' fads. If they see stores selling tons of these things, that'll go a long way to getting you that movie deal."

"Movies and toys and acting, this seems like we're getting pretty far away from the superhero thing, from helping people."

"When we first met, you said you wanted my help in getting your message across. What's your message, again?"

"Nothing fancy," Amy said. "I just want to teach kids to treat each other with respect. If they learn this at an early enough age, maybe a lot of life's problems can be avoided farther down the line."

"What better way to get across a message of peace and respect than with a summer action blockbuster? After that, there'll be more toys, and video games, and your own line of fragrances – all bearing your message."

"I don't know," Amy said.

Todd smiled warmly. "Trust me," he said. "I'm doing all this for you."

Amy looked down at the action figure. A tiny plastic version of her own face looked back at her.

"If you say so."

They shook hands. Amy returned to the roof and took off, soaring over the city again.

* * * *

Amy flew to a nearby parking garage, one of many "safe spots" she had established around Winthrop. There, she changed out of her outfit from "U.S. Amy" to just "Amy."

At a nearby café, Amy met her friend Abby for lunch.

"You were outstanding last night," Abby said in between bites of her salad. "When I saw the news, and all those police cars were chasing those bank robbers, I thought 'I bet she's there,' and that's right when you flew in."

"Thanks," Amy said, setting down her half-eaten bacon cheeseburger, suddenly not so hungry. "How's college life?"

"It's too awesome," Abby said. "A bunch of us got together the other night at the dorm's common room, and someone started playing some music, and this whole party kicked off totally spontaneously. And, God, there were so many cute guys there."

"Sounds like fun."

"Totally. I spent the night with one of the guys."

"You have a boyfriend now?"

"Hardly. He and I agreed beforehand that it was just a one-night thing, just for fun, and that it didn't mean anything."

"Oh," was all Amy could think to say.

"When you are going to start dating again?" Abby said. "It's been ages since you broke up with Jean-Pierre."

"I have an image to maintain," Amy said. "If I'm in a relationship, it has to mean something. It has to be a genuine, loving relationship."

Abby snorted. "You should re-enroll in college. Take some classes and hang out with us in the dorms."

"I don't know."

"You're nice, you're pretty, and you're strong enough to bench press a dump truck. You could have all the boys you want."

"It's not about guys. It's about finding the right guy."

The two of them chatted until lunch was over. They hugged, and partedways. Amy walked to the garage, changed back into her cape and tights, and tookto the skies over the city again, alone. 

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