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quotes #6

ilang SLUTS(slots) NA PREMYO ang napanalunan mo?
di ko kasi mabilang Ang daming Lalaking PREMYONG pinaghirapan mong Kunin >:(
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kelan ka pinanganak?
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sana HINDI KA NALANG KASI PINANGANAK xD bwahaha
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mukha kang PALAKA
magkokokak kokak nalang kapag MANLALANDI ;)
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kailangan mo na atang maPOKPOK ng MARTILYO to make sure Hindi kana maging POKPOK ;)
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Wag mokong harapin kung alam mong WALA KA NAMANG MUKAHANG IHAHARAP >;)
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tingin mula PAA hanggang ?_? Bakit mukhang PAA parin pagdating sa taas ??xD haha...
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sometimes you need to visit BELO products...but why is it Wala paring pinagbago?? ah! baka hindi umubra... MAGKULONG KA NA LANG SA KWARTO MO ;)
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kantang BITCH for LOSERS
~~~tumingin sa salamin...makikita mo mukhang TAE ...pagtingin sa DIBDIB kulang nalang ika'y MAGHUHUBAD.. pero kahit ganyan ang pagmumukha mo.. Paayos mo sa BELO ~~~~~
---------gawa2x ko lang po to haha...---
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BITCH's WAY TO ENTERTAIN
✔️-ipamukha sa EX you have been MOVED ON
✔️-Harapin ang NEW GF ng yung EX At tignan mula ulo hanggang paa at sabihing "yan? pinagpalit mo sakin? wow! oh girl di ko alam may pumapatol pala sayo ? " -that's the way on how will you prove that you are a REAL BITCH :) <3
RULE:
Don't you dare na ipakita na you are AFFECTED that HE LEFT you ... just let him feel THAT YOU LEFT HIM TOO... <3
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