iMessage -REDDIE ☾

By FinniWolfhard

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Richie; so... eds, you wanna go have sex? Eddie; what! no, ew. gross. and don't call me eds, Richie. Richie;... More

Hey
the slut
getting girls since the womb
asking the right questions.
in a non-gay way
lovey-dovey
having my mom save me
what did i do?
richwillfuckurbitch
eddie bear
it was sarcasm
sum ass
i dont like dick
Karen sux
i like someone
i cant 'just spit it out'
bitch im shook
I'm figuring it out, okay?
never.
i like someone else.
So, hows ur face?
im sorry but we could never date
straight as a dick
Its Wednesday.
im over it, okay?
he'd beg u to top.
dead memes
crawl into a hole and cry
hear what?
sleeping, watching tv, eating ass
be quenched
BUT HE IS THE ONE
sonia can suck it
i'll do it
i dont "sport"
stop texting me
weed
fanny pack
p*rn hub
pussy is fine by the way
mexico
u know I'm dating Richie, right?
wanna hear a secret
Lonely Fucks
wanna break up
life of the party
littest squad in derry maine
go on a date with me
ur going to break up with eddie?
is that a threat
yes my love?
me.
ur hella straight
you cant kill me
to say the most
hello?
ye ye
worrying about you
im done with you
wanna kiss
cupcake
the fucking best
i love you
what did i do?
gucci flipflops
happy birthday bitchhhhh
Diazepam
dirty doggo
brgrkngslut
420
Sexual
Icon crew
fuck the snow
Vomit
Edward Spagheward
Meet halfway
More vines
dreams
dont step on my dongle
howdy hoe
shrek
Salty stan's a bitch ass hoe
Bee🐝verly
i like dick too
DAPEL DARDICK
dik.
Piece
Seweuswe
i dont have a "title" for this
bitchie richie
handsome fella
i dont like this joke
hes not gay
well...hate to disappoint
ITS THE FINAL CHAPTER
And so... yeah
ALERT

Yo

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By FinniWolfhard

I be reading this over and man... I'm hilarious

I'm also stupid and don't know how to spell

Anyway I love you guys and that's for re reading this book over and over ❤️❤️❤️ I'm writing a new book 3 or 4 chapters are out already so like 🤪 go read it 🤪

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