Eddie; guys we are iconic
Richie; aww eddiebear got 10 new followers
Eddie; yeah, I'm trying to make friends at my new school
Bev; as long as you don't forget us
Stan; is that what my profile looks like to other people?
Eddie; it should look exactly the same to you
Mike; were a hot gang
Ben; a swaggin' soirée
Bill; an icon crew
Bev; ben, sweetie, how are we an evening house party?
Ben; cause we're lit??
Richie; bill, the icon crew already exists. Durte Dom, Seth, some other people
Eddie; I like the swaggin soirée
Eddie; maybe bc I'm sleepy
Richie; of course you would
Ben; thanks man. That makes me feel really appreciated
Bill; mike, mike mike mike mike
Mike; what!?
Stan; bill, it's not hump day
Richie; hahahahahhahaha
Eddie; I'm tired
Bill; well shit, never mind, I'll get back to you tomorrow.
Bev; yeah no shit you're tired. It's fucking 4 am
Stan; why are we all awake?
Eddie; I have a snow day tomorrow
Richie; EDS! You know what that means!!
Eddie; no, no idea.
Bill; what does snow have to do with anything
Mike;^
Ben; good night/ morning I'm falling asleep
Bev; night baby
Richie; the snow has nothing to do with anything
Richie; but Eds and I can FaceTime all day tomorrow
Eddie; don't you think that will be a little sus
Bev; ew, Richie was right. Eddie, please don't say sus
Eddie; hoe, I will say sus if I wanna
Bev; bitch, don't call me a hoe
Richie; slut, don't call him a bitch, that's my thing
Bill; dog, don't call Bev a slut
Mike; ____ don't tell Richie what to do
Eddie; what are we doing?
Stan; idk, it's really late
Richie; or early!?
Eddie; night hoes
Ben; shhh! Gn.
Richie; night bitches
Bev; night sluts
Bill; good night whores
Stan; gn wastes of space
Mike; nigh humans I respect and care for!
A/n again, I didn't bold their names cause I'm lazy and it's currently 5:03am and i need to sleep.
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