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here's another small update bc i feel like i wasted ur time on the other chapter. 

Richie; Dude

Richie; i don't know if this is the right time to say this..

Richie; but I love you man

Stan; Dude.

Stan; don't even man

Stan; I'm the one that loves you

Richie; Dude!

Stan; Dude!

Richie; this is bro love

Stan; yeah it is mannn

Bev; did you guys get high without me?

Richie; hahaha

Bev; richie be honest

Bill; i think yes

Stan; no, we got high at school but it fucking wore off  two hours ago

Richie; speak for yourself stanny, but no marsh, im not high atm

Stan; DUDE!

Stan; you promised

Richie; but its so goooooodddd

Bev; what did he promise?

Stan; not to get high again

Richie; come on man u were serious?

Bill; why cant he get high if he wants to get high?

Stan; for reasons he doesnt want me to discuss

Richie; but its so good

Bev; eddie hates weed

Richie; oh look, no more weed for me

Stan; really, its that easy?

Richie; i live to make him happy

Bill; if he's not happy with the real true you then you should even date him

Richie; i know billy boy

Richie; he is happy with the real me

Richie; right bev

Bev; oh yeah

Stan; speaking of relationships, hows u and bill?

Bev; yeah, it didnt really work out, we decided to be friends

Bill; yeah, turns out i am not a good bf

Bev; its true, he sucks lol

Richie; hahaha

Stan; oh, cool. cool.

Richie; gtg eddie spaghetti is texting me, and its getting a little annoying lol

-Eddie to Richie-

Eddie; richie!

Eddie; richie!

Eddie; richie!

Eddie; R

Eddie; I

Eddie; C

Eddie; H

Eddie; I

Eddie; E

Eddie; !

Eddie; richie!!! answer meee!

Richie; oh my god, what? and they say im annoying

Eddie; wow, hello too.

Richie; what is it, my dear precious boy

Eddie; you know what ben said at lunch.

Richie; that he thought we were dating?

Eddie; yeah. um we dont have to be, if you dont want to

Richie; are you kidding me eds? i never wanted to do that fwb thing to begin with

Eddie; oh, ok. well then, when are you gonna take me out?

Richie; excuse me? did u just assume i'd be taking u out

Eddie; well yeah

Richie; oh no no no no. u are taking me out

Eddie; but im not good at that

Richie; well then find a way

Eddie; do u think ben's a little homophobic?

Richie; idk, he's ur friend.

Eddie; ok. well we are going our Friday so get prepared

Richie; i have to wait that long?

Richie; ooo prepared.. should i bring condoms???

Eddie; yeah, you do.

Eddie; NO! DONT BRING CONDOMS 

Eddie; I REPEAT DO NOT FUCKING BRING CONDOMS

Richie; awww

Eddie; hey, ur the one that said u weren't gonna take me out so ha!

Richie; ok, buh buy eds

Eddie; hahahaha GAYYYYYYYYY

Richie; you mean, like you?

Eddie; and u

Richie; i feel like people always forget that im fucking bisexual

Eddie; ok sorry richie, ur not gay, ur bi

Richie; yup. now, go study for calc i dint want you failing and ur mom not letting u out of the house on Friday

Eddie; ok mom

Richie; does that make u the daddy?

Eddie; ew no stop ew no no nononononono

Richie; bye eds

Eddie; please dont call me that (:

Richie; no promises :)


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