howdy hoe

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hoes, sorry its been like a week since i have uploaded or updated or whatever, ive been busy with family stuff, and ive been sick. thanks for being so kind and shit like that. love you all <3333



Eddie; howdy hoe

Richie; sup bitch

Eddie; next time i see you lets watch shark boy and lava girl

Richie; OKAY!

Eddie; and make out during the scary parts

Richie; the

Richie; the scary parts

Richie; of shark boy and lava girl?

Eddie; so you dont wanna make out

Richie; yeah, no. the scary parts are great for making out

Eddie; thats what i thought

Richie; bro, i had a dream we fucked

Eddie; bro, it was just a dream

Richie; gay. i wouldn't fuck you

Eddie; you wouldnt?

Richie; i mean, unless you wanted to

Eddie; wanna go to dunkin' dunts?

Richie; dunkin' dunts??

Eddie; shit, you know what i meant

Richie; Amurica runn no dun dun

Eddie; fuck you

Richie; any time

Eddie; omg why am i dating you

Richie; cause you just couldn't pass all this up

Eddie; i think you got that backward hon

Richie; yeah, i know

Eddie; are you sure im the gay one?

Richie; lol... no...

Eddie; hahahahha

Richie; that was a joke eds, im bi. dont forget

Eddie; i wont forget

Richie; that was also a joke

Eddie; your whole fucking lifes a joke

Richie; trueee

Eddie;hahaha

Richie; night my love

Eddie; g'night richie

Richie; ooo, formal. am i in trouble *wink wink8

Eddie; lol. no

Richie; have i been a bad boy?

Eddie; richie. lol. im not in the mood for your kinky shit

Richie; ok babe. night.




a/n short chapter but filled with sexual stuff... idk why... it just is.

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