hoes, sorry its been like a week since i have uploaded or updated or whatever, ive been busy with family stuff, and ive been sick. thanks for being so kind and shit like that. love you all <3333
Eddie; howdy hoe
Richie; sup bitch
Eddie; next time i see you lets watch shark boy and lava girl
Richie; OKAY!
Eddie; and make out during the scary parts
Richie; the
Richie; the scary parts
Richie; of shark boy and lava girl?
Eddie; so you dont wanna make out
Richie; yeah, no. the scary parts are great for making out
Eddie; thats what i thought
Richie; bro, i had a dream we fucked
Eddie; bro, it was just a dream
Richie; gay. i wouldn't fuck you
Eddie; you wouldnt?
Richie; i mean, unless you wanted to
Eddie; wanna go to dunkin' dunts?
Richie; dunkin' dunts??
Eddie; shit, you know what i meant
Richie; Amurica runn no dun dun
Eddie; fuck you
Richie; any time
Eddie; omg why am i dating you
Richie; cause you just couldn't pass all this up
Eddie; i think you got that backward hon
Richie; yeah, i know
Eddie; are you sure im the gay one?
Richie; lol... no...
Eddie; hahahahha
Richie; that was a joke eds, im bi. dont forget
Eddie; i wont forget
Richie; that was also a joke
Eddie; your whole fucking lifes a joke
Richie; trueee
Eddie;hahaha
Richie; night my love
Eddie; g'night richie
Richie; ooo, formal. am i in trouble *wink wink8
Eddie; lol. no
Richie; have i been a bad boy?
Eddie; richie. lol. im not in the mood for your kinky shit
Richie; ok babe. night.
a/n short chapter but filled with sexual stuff... idk why... it just is.
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RandomRichie; so... eds, you wanna go have sex? Eddie; what! no, ew. gross. and don't call me eds, Richie. Richie; you're kidding me, come on smalls. Eddie; yeah. how did ya know? {HIGHEST RANK ON RANDOM #8}