Val: "Jackson..."
Ramona: "Great, just great Jackson."
Max: "Is he drunk?"
Jackson: "Noooo I'm not drunk. *He hiccups*
Max: *Gets a text message* "Uh oh.... Mom is coming up here! She'll be here in 3 minutes!!"
Val: "Come on guys, we gotta clean up"
The kids clean up the mess quickly and sits on the couch pretending to act natural, DJ, Steph and Kimmy walk in.
DJ: "Hey kids! We're back"
Val: "Hey Aunt DJ"
DJ: "I smell pizza, did y'all order some pizza?"
Ramona: "Yup, we got hungry so we ordered some pizza, we still have some left if you want."
Steph: "Oooh what kind?"
Val: "Pepperoni and Hawaiian."
Kimmy: "Ooh Ima get some Hawaiian."
Steph: "Me too!"
They both get some pizza.
DJ: "Ima hit the showers" *She goes to the bathroom and showers*
Steph and Kimmy sits at the bar. Kimmy sees a tiny umbrella.
Kimmy: "Where did this umbrella come from?"
Steph: "It looks exactly like the umbrella from that Bahama mama we ordered."
Val and Ramona look at each other then look at Jackson, Jackson hiccups.
Steph: "Did you bring the mini umbrella with you?"
Kimmy: "No, I threw mine away... Did you bring yours?"
Steph: "No..." *The both look at the kids* "Kids, where did this umbrella come from?"
Val: "uh we don't know..."
Kimmy: "Ramona, where did this come from?"
Ramona: "I uh...."
Jackson: *Speaks funny* "It was here" *Hiccups* "When we got here."
Steph: "Why are you talking weird." *She gets up and walks towards him and sniffs* "Jackson, did you order one?"
Jackson: "Order what?" *He chuckles*
Steph: "But how did you get one???"
Max: "He and Val were drinking one"
Jackson: *Looks at Max* "MAX!!"
Max: "They didn't let me have some so..."
Kimmy: "Ramona, you didn't drink right?"
Ramona: "Of course not!"
Steph: "I can't believe you both... You can not drink!!!"
Jackson: "But aunt Stephanie, we're on an island."
Steph: "Yeah but still, you can't drink. You're not old enough!"
Ramona: "See, not an excuse to drink!"
Steph: "I suggest you 3 go to your rooms, I'll tell DJ you guys were tired and went to bed early."
Kimmy: "Ima put some air freshener so DJ wont suspect anything."
Val: "Thanks!"
Jackson: *Hiccups* "thank you"
Ramona, Val, and Jackson walk to their rooms.
Steph: "Max, Tommy you too, go to bed."
Max: "But we didn't do anything."
Steph: "I know, it's really late."
Tommy yawns
Kimmy: "Yup, it's 1 AM"
Max and Tommy go to their room.
Steph: "Wow, Jackson and Vallery drink a Bahama mama....."
Kimmy: "I know right... go thing we saved them."
Steph: "Exactly."
.....
Val: "We almost got caught."
Ramona: "Okay so now, for the rest of the vacation. You 2 will not drink anymore!! Got it?"
Val: "Yes ma'am"
Jackson: "Noo, I still wanna turn up."
Ramona: "Jackson, no! Look at you."
Jackson: "The feeling feels amazing"
Val: "It kinda does..."
Ramona: "Wow... well I'm still not gonna drink, not until I turn 21... well maybe not even when I turn 21..."
Val: "Not even a sip."
Ramona: "It just feels wrong..."
Val: "You're a good child."
Jackson: "Yeah a goody two shoes"
Ramona: "There's nothing wrong with being good."
Val: "Yeah, she just isn't used to the wild life.. like me"
Jackson: "And the Yorkies.."
Val: "You really wanna me them don't you."
Jackson: "Yess!"
Ramona: "That would be awesome to go to New York!"
Val: "Yeah, have a reunion."
Jackson: *Hiccups* "I want some more."
Ramona: "Nooo, OMG. These talks I give about underage drinking just doesn't mean anything to you, does it."
Jackson: *Laughs* "I was just joking... geez"
Val: "I'm not gonna force you but can you at least take a small sip??"
Ramona: *She sighs* "idk..."
Jackson: "Do it, Do it, DO it!!"
Ramona: *Groans* "Fine, I'll do it! Happy??!!"
Jackson and Val: "YAY!"
..............
Security guard at the Casino Jimmy and Fernando is at is watching them closely through the cameras.
Jimmy: "Wow Fernando! You're amazing at this!!"
Fernando: *Kicks another machine and lots of coins come out* "Yup!"
Security guard tells another guard about it, the other guard goes towards Fernando.
Jimmy: "I wish I can kick like you" *Kicks but nothing happens*
Fernando: "You keep kicking it wrong, it's like this, not like that." *Kicks again and lots of coins come out again*
Jimmy: "Wow"
Guard: "Hello gentlemen"
Jimmy: "Oh hi! My friend is so good at the game!" *He looks at the guard*
Guard: "Oh really? What's your secret?"
Fernando: "Well I just kick the machine and lots of coins come out" *He turns around and sees the guard* "I mean I kick my self..."
Guard: "You just kick?" *He looks at Fernando very closely* "Hey you look familiar."
Fernando: "Well I do look like a celebrity."
Guard: "No you look like this guy." *He pulls a picture of Fernando... under the 'banned from every casino in America' *
Fernando: *His eyes widen* "Oh wow, the resemblance...."
Jimmy: "Wow, he looks just like you!"
Guard: "That is you, right?"
Fernando: "Noo that's my twin brother."
Jimmy: "I didn't know you had a twin brother."
Guard: "He doesn't.. That is him. Fernando."
Jimmy: "Wow Fernando! You're twin brother has the exact same name as you!"
Fernando: "That's his name, my name is Bernando..... With a B not an F.." *He starts to sweat*
Guard: "Yeahh lying to an officer, come with me" *He puts handcuffs on Fernando*
Fernando: "Let me go, I'm Bernando... not Fernando..."
Jimmy: "Wait Bernando!" *He follows them*
.................
It was 3 am and Jimmy and Fernando still haven't came back.
Steph: "Where's Jimmy?"
Kimmy: "Yeah and Fernando..."
DJ: "That can't be at the casino at this hour right??"
Steph: "Idk, I'll call Jimmy." *She calls Jimmy's phone but he doesn't pick up* "No answer."
Kimmy: "I'll call Fernando" *She calls Fernando's phone but he doesn't pick up either* "He didn't pick up either."
DJ: "Oh I hope everything is okay..."
Kimmy: "Me too"
Steph: "Me three..."
Kimmy: "I'm so tired right now but I can't sleep.... My little brother and boyfriend is out there somewhere. Maybe scared to death."
.................
Jimmy: "Hey Bernando, so how long have you and Fernando became brothers?"
Fernando: "Jimmy please stop talking."
Guard: "You have 1 phone call, make a wise choice.."
Fernando: *Calls Kimmy* "Hey Kimberlina"
Kimmy: *She picks up the phone* "Fernando! Where are you????"
Fernando: "Well, I was at the casino with Jimmy..... then a security guard saw me play.... and now I'm in custody......"
Kimmy: "WHAT!! Can we come get you???"
Fernando: "Let me ask. Hey guard can Someone come get me"
Guard: "Well duh, that's why you're making the call."
Fernando: "Yes you can come get me! I'm near the lobby, room 13A" *He hangs up*
DJ: "Where are they???"
Kimmy: "They were at the casino, Fernando did his trick on getting lots of coins and he got caught, now he's in custody and so is my brother."
Steph: "Why is Jimmy in custody??"
DJ: "Probably for being dumb...."
Kimmy: "Well, lets go down there!!"
They go to the lobby towards the room 13A.