real__pcy :
oh my god
help
baekhyun :
what
did you stare at the mirror again?
real__pcy :
:O
moron
baekhyun :
ok srsly wht hppn
real__pcy :
can you do me a favor
baekhyun :
i swear if you ask me to be your fake grandma again i will sue you and your entire country
real__pcy :
but...
your country is my country...
baekhyun :
no
youre from chorea
im from rex orange country
real__pcy :
baek
are you on crack again
it physically hurt to read that
baekhyun :
>:(
real__pcy :
anyway
can you accompany me on spying xing hyung and sehun?
baekhyun :
VHAT
IM IN
WHAT SHOULD I DO
real__pcy :
OK OK SO THE THING IS
u kno what
lets make a group chat first
its time for sexing🔥✨🐥
real__pcy invited baekhyun, dokyungsoo, and kimjongdashian
do kyungsoo :
what kind of club is this
baekhyun :
what chANYEOL JONGIN IS STILL 51
WHAT R U DOING
kimjongdashian :
hyung
baekhyun :
o shid typo
i mean
HES STILL 5
real__pcy :
it's sehun's and yixing's ship name!
sexing!
im a genius
dokyungsoo :
yup i'll take my leave from this cult
baekhyun :
u wanted to leave because this cult is rivaling your cult
dokyungsoo :
spot on
real__pcy :
NO WAIT IM sERIOUS
this is a group for operation: get yixing and sehun be boyfriends and get married and buy chanyeol two teslas
dokyungsoo :
i was hooked until the last part
real__pcy :
i'll give one of the teslas to u
dokyungsoo :
aight so what's the plan
kimjongdashian :
hyung what about me
real__pcy :
i'll let you touch my tesla
kimjongdashian :
yeah! thanks hyung! you're the best!!
baekhyun :
he's an airhead
dokyungsoo :
that's you
baekhyun :
and you're an airbender
dokyungsoo :
what does that even mean
baekhyun :
it means you're avatar
you're aang
kimjongdashian :
he means you have no hair hyung
dokyungsoo :
YES I GET IT JONGIN
anywaYS FUC KYOU BAEKHYUN
real__pcy :
no no you're getting it wrong!
yixing hyung and sehun should be the ones doin the fu Cking
baekhyun :
why did u type it like that
and omg jongin close your eyes
kimjongdashian :
already did
baekhyun :
you know what that's even weirder
SO WHATS THE PLAN
real__pcy :
finAlLy
sooooo sexing are going on a date 2morrow
i know the place because yixing texted me about his romance life
dokyungsoo :
show off
baekhyun :
show off
real__pcy :
stop
and so theyre going to xxx cafe at 9
baekhyun :
9 am?
real__pcy :
yup
and i want us to spy on them in that cafe
we gotta used cool clothes like beanie and mask and stuff
dokyungsoo :
we're just going to look like we gonna rob 'em
real__pcy :
ok wear whatever that'll disguise you
baekhyun :
i'll wear a wig
real__pcy :
i am not surprised by that
anyways
and then we're going to listen to their conversation
and if they don't end up 2gether
i say we force them!
dokyungsoo :
idiot
you're forcing feelings
real__pcy :
ok not like that
but i mean
we gotta straight things up if they got into a quarrel instead of making out
dokyungsoo :
ok but none of this plan is remotely straight
real__pcy :
shut up kyungpoo
dokyungsoo :
OH YOU DARE?
real__pcy :
shid
baekhyun :
UUU IM SO EXCITED FOR TOMORROW
dokyungsoo :
you're just excited to finally wear your wig again
baekhyun :
well
real__pcy :
I'M EXCITED TOO
LETS HOPE FOR THE BEST
kimjongdashian :
show off
OH MAN IM LATE AGAIN :c
guys?
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i'm sorry this chapter took 737818 years and is very cringy. hope you all have a good day~~