Yoongi POV
Geez and I thought I was vague. She is the living definition. After some time has passed; maybe about a week, I texted her again.
Me-what are you doing?
I was shook when she replied before I even left the chat.
RG-I'm BORED
Me-same
RG-why you text me
??
Me-i don't know. You know most people would pay millions to be able to talk to their bias
RG-who said your my bias
??
I froze. Oh no how do I respond? Ugh this is awkward. No. I'll just be cool
Me-me of course. I'm your bias. who else?
RG-Oh sorry I thought it was V maybe I got confused😏
Me-yes you must've.
what's your name?
RG-that's irreverent ... but then again what is relevant
??
Me-just tell me
RG-no
Me-why not?
RG-do you have to know
??
I don't have one
I don't need one
why must one need a name
??
Me-you have one you're just not telling me
RG-I won't deny that
Me- is it because you hate it?
I honestly didn't expect a straight answer.
RG-that's part of the reason
Me-if you don't tell me I'll give you a nickname
....A bad one
RG-look at mean tweets
for ideas
Or guardians of the galaxy
I mean who calls someone a turd blossom
That is fucking awesome
Didn't mean to rhyme
Me-turd blossom? Haha
RG-but seriously i don't care about a nickname
But if you call me one then ima call you Lil Shit
Has a nice ring to it don't you think
??
Me-yah! then I'll call you asshole
RG-wow
Creative aren't we
??
Me-whatever that's your name
RG-k
Me-that doesn't bother you?
RG-nope
Me-then I'm going to do a live a say you're a bitch
RG-do it then
HOW IS SHE FINE WITH THAT!!
Me-no I'll say you're my bae
That got her attention
RG-um no
Me-um yes
RG-I like asshole better
That's what she said
That honestly surprised me that a girl would make that joke. I chuckle. I leave the chat and start a live. Suddenly I realize, I can't do that. My manager would probably be furious and rumors would start.
No screw that im The Min Yoongi. I have swag.
I see her join. She comments
RG-don't
Oppasgirl-don't what?
RG-don't butt into other's business. mind your own
Oppasgirl-bitch
RG-I know you are but what am I
??
Oppasgirl-a bitch
RG-takes one to know one
"Boom roasted" a quote by Michael Scott
Oppasgirl-nerd
RG-maybe
I read the comments and clear my throat
Me-oppasgirl what's your name?
Oppasgirl-Mina
Me-well Mina stop because RappaG is right
Not only is she right she is my bae
RG-you didn't
Me-I did
I would have loved to see her face. I bet she was just boiling with rage.😏.
RG-see you can't even be smug properly
!!
Me-what do you mean?
RG-if thats what you call a smug look then....
Me-Then WHAT!
RG-ooh the tables have turned😏