joko, tweeting: I JUST GOT ROBBED OF MY OREOS AND ALMOST MY CHIPS
cooper, using joko's account to tweet back: theif here- it was bc he slapped my pizza on the ground this morning
joko: IT WAS FOR A GOOD CAUSE OK
cooper: theif here again, for the memes isnt a good cause for slapping a perfectly good pizza onto the ground
joko: bitch i was feeding the fucking ants they're starving
cooper: theif here again, bullshit
joko: bitch i'll break your fucking knees im sitting right next to you
cooper: i'll break your fucking knees dickass
joko: shut
cooper: shut bøømür fuck up
joko: bowomer?
cooper, 10 minutes later: theif here, chips were stolen lmao
joko: THEY WERE DONATED YOU FUCKING CUNT LICKER
cooper: cunt means pussy so yes
joko: bitch
joko, 5 minutes later: FUCK I DIDNT GET THEM BACK
cooper: he was fast but i was faster
joko: I MISSED MY FUCKING CHANCE
cooper: the oreo's were delish
joko: im gonna fucking cry this is harassment
a/n: hi this was based off a real thing lmao- it happened like 20 minutes ago- its on my twitter @astrobabeyyy lmao