When I opened my eyes, I couldn't see much, just a very red forest.
Y/n: "umm, wut?"
Akeno: "welcome to the familiar forest."
Kiba: "this is where we came to get our familiars."
???: "who wants me?"
A man that looked like ash Ketchum after a mid-life crisis and a fuckload of meth appeared in one of the trees.
???: "so what do ya want? A fast one? A cute one? One that breathes fire?"
Before we could tell what was going on, a Gremory circle appeared next to us and from it emerged...Rias?
Y/n: "what the..."
???: "...Fuck?"
A huge guy, easily six foot seven with crimson hair that split off into black on the left side of his head stepped through after Rias, the rest of the ORC followed through and we all exchanged looks of confusion.
I looked at everyone else and noticed that I wasn't there...unless...
The big one was looking at me with curious eyes when suddenly, two black wings emerged from his back and started to glow red.
???: "well, it seems like our dimensions have just crossed."
Then Nerolyth spoke up.
Nerolyth: "if it isn't Nekross, the Abyssal Dragon Emperor."
Nekross: "Nerolyth, the silver dragon empress of creation, how've you been?"
???: "umm, not to be that guy buuuut..."
Y/n/???: "What in the hot, crispy, Kentucky fried fuck is going on?"
The big guy and myself looked at each other for a second, then jumped back in realisation.
Y/n/???: "HOLY FUCK!! YOU'RE ME!!!"
I looked at myself, then him...
Yup, I felt insignificant.
Rias: "would someone mind explaining this?"
Nekross: "as I said, our dimensions have crossed. We are from a different dimension to you."
Nerolyth: "these guys are the ones from the twin dimension."
Y/n: "Ohhhhh, so that really does make the big one the other me?"
???: "yup, name's Y/N L/N. Otherwise known as Urrox, or the ultimate black dragon emperor."
Y/n: "Y/n Hyoudou, the Silver/Black/Golden Dragon Emperor."
Cykran: "trinity dragon emperor."
Y/n: "yeah, that."
Akeno 1: "so, how should we go about this? I mean there's two households."
Y/N: "aren't we technically the same though, I see no problem with it."
Y/n: "agreed."
Koneko 1: "so is the perv still a perv in your world?"
Koneko 2: "yup, and our Y/N's an overpowered dragon king."
Koneko 1: "ours is a religion fuelled idiot."
Y/N just looked at me, puzzled.
Y/N: "religion fuelled? Aren't you a devil?"
Y/n: "yeah, but I'm not Christian, she means that I'm a religion fuelled death machine."
We both looked at each other for a few seconds, then we smirked evilly and I brought out two chainswords, we held them both above our heads.
Y/n/Y/N: "FOR THE EMPEROR!!! RRRAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!!!"
Then we fell about laughing for roughly five minutes. The two Issei's were getting along pretty well though.
Issei 1: "so, you're like me, but from another world, right?"
Issei 2: "yeah!"
Issei 1: "am I harem king?"
The other Issei just looked sad.
Issei 2: "no, that bastard, Y/N, took that from me. Oh well, I've got Rias."
Y/N then leaned down and whispered into my ear.
Y/N: "for now at least."
Y/n: "mr stealyourgirl?"
Y/N: "exactly!"
We first bumped and laughed.
After a few minutes, we were finally on our way, both of the Occult research clubs were together. I was fucking confuzzled.
Y/n: "wait, which one's my Rias?"
Rias 1: "I'm here, don't worry!"
Y/n: "oh thank hell!"
Issei 2: "wait, you've got Rias in this world!?"
Issei 1: "yeah...he's got Sona too."
Y/N: "Oi, nice! She may not have the warmest personality, but she's got that sexy librarian vibe about her."
Y/n: "yeah, and she's fun to tease."
Y/N: "short?"
Y/n: "yup."
He then leaned into my ear and whispered.
Y/N: "also, if ya get the right angle, she has one hell of an ass."
I smiled and We high fived and continued walking until Zatouji, the familiar master, spotted something.
Zatouji: "oh my, look high!"
There was a pair of small, blue dragons sitting up in the branches of one of the trees.
Y/N: "hey, sprite dragons. Those are pretty rare."
Asia 1 and 2: "they're so cute!!"
Zatouji: "cute, but dangerous too, if they're angered they'll shoot a lightning that's blue."
I could feel something watching me from the trees and I thought I saw something floating in the sky, but I shrugged it off until Y/N or his hand on my shoulder.
Y/N: "you sense it?"
Y/n: "I though I saw it, whatever it is."
Asia 1 and 2: "ahh!"
Y/n/Y/N: "Nani!?"
There was slime dropping down from the trees and landing on the girls, funnily enough, it also started eating their clothes.
Y/n: "oh great, and now we have this shit to deal with."
Y/N: "I got it!"
He sucked up air into his lungs and I could feel something building up around him, so I readied my ear drums. The Isseis on the other hand, were too busy claiming the slime as their familiar.
Then he let loose.
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The roar physically shook the entire forest and scared the slime away. The adrenaline rush from that single roar alone made me buckle with laughter.
Y/n: "HOLY SHIT THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!!!"
Y/N: "THAT'S a fucking Roar!"
The slime retreated, much to the dismay of the twin perverts. However, one piece remained and the two were determined to keep it.
Rias 1: "Issei, move!"
Issei 1: "I'm not going to give him up, he's my familiar!"
I got bored.
Y/n: "Rexalian."
Rexalian: "wanna try the balance breaker?"
Y/n: "eh, why not?"
Rexalian: "LET'S GO, BROTHER! CHAOS DRAGON, BALANCE BREAKER!!"
A bright light consumed me and a few seconds later, I emerged from the light wearing golden Terminator armour with ornate dragon designs all over it and a dragon head on the shoulder.
Y/N: "OHHHH I FUCKING WANT ONE!!!"
Y/n: "Issei, I'm giving you a warning, as your brother, I won't kill you. I will however, prevent you from walking for the rest of your life."
Issei 1 and 2: "WE'RE NOT MOVING!!"
Y/n: "so be it!"
I was about to swing at them, but something beat me too it, something white and very fast.
Y/n: "whomst the fuck!?"
The figure then revealed itself to be a strange creature.
Y/n/Y/N: "I don't know whether to think that it's cute, or really fuckin' hot."
The others just facepalmed and my Rias couldn't help but giggle.
Before long though, another creature came out of nowhere and walked right up to Y/N.
Y/n/Y/N: "well then!"
Again, everyone facepalmed at the fact that we were literally the same person and would say the same thing at the same time.
Zatouji: "the furry one's a Paolumu. They're very territorial but very cute too."
Y/n/Y/N: "I can see that."
Koneko 2: "you two need to stop."
Y/n: "but why though?"
Koneko 1: "because it's annoying."
Y/N: "says the person who insists on sitting on my lap and purring when I pat her head."
Y/n: "you get that too!?"
Y/N: "yeah, every time. Anyways, what about big horny over here."
I stifled a laugh as the two Konekos were giving both of us death stares.
Koneko 1 and 2: "Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiii..."
Zatouji: "this girl's a Diablos, they don't usually walk up to people like that, but I guess that you're different from most."
Kiba 1: "so what's their abilities?"
Zatouji: "Diablos are a kind of Wyvern, although they eat plants so you don't have to worry about being turned into food."
Y/N: "Oi! You stopped rhyming!"
Rias 2: "yes, not only that, but when they go into heat their scales turn black and they become a lot more aggressive."
Y/N: "*gulp*"
Zatouji: "yup, and Paolumu use wind to their advantage as well as sound, they puff up that bit of fur on their neck and use it to kinda float around like a cloud."
Y/n: "so THAT'S what I saw!"
Rias 2: "yup, that's right. They can also create mini cyclones."
Y/N: "so it's a wyvern Kushala Daora?"
Y/n: "I think it might be."
The Paolumu walked away and took off into the air. Leaving Diablos with us.
She seemed pretty protective of Y/N, but she would take glances over at me as well.
Y/N: "she's bamboozled."
Rias 1: "why?"
Y/N: "because, he and I have the same scent."
He pointed to me.
Y/n: "because we're the same person?"
Y/N: "precisely, we're the same, so she's really fuckin' confuzzled."
We then noticed the sprite dragons both going to the two Asia's and smiled. Then I looked back at the Diablos.
Y/n: "I kinda wonder who she'd go to if she couldn't see us..."
Y/N: "like if we were behind two different doors?"
Y/n: "yeah!"
Y/N: "hmm, shenanigans for if we ever meet up again."
I nodded and smiled. We all headed back to where we met up and summoned two circles to head back to our respective worlds.
Y/N: "Oi, come and visit any time, a'ight?"
Y/n: "same to you, take care!"
We waved and the other ORC headed through their magic circle. Before we could leave however, something latched onto me from behind.
I looked down and saw a pair of white, furry wings being wrapped around my body.
Y/n: "so you decided to make another appearance?"
Issei had his jaw on the floor.
Issei: "no fair! How come you get the cute one with the really nice rack!?"
The Paolumu poked her head out and hissed at Issei, prompting him to jump a slight bit.
Rias: "well, why don't you pact her? She seems pretty content with having you around."
Y/n: "alright."
I turned around and faced the Paolumu. She tilted her head off to the side slightly and I held out my hand to open the pact with her. She nuzzled her head into my palm and the pact was sealed.
Akeno: "I think these two are going to need some names."
Asia: "I think I'll call mine...Rassei."
Y/n: "naming him after Issei are we?"
Asia: "well yes, Issei helped you a few times, right?"
I turned to Issei and shrugged my shoulders.
Y/n: "I guess he's been a hair above useless thus far."
Issei: "gee, thanks bro."
Y/n: "love you too, brother."
Kiba: "what're you gonna call yours Y/n?"
I turned to the Paolumu ad thought to myself for a second.
Y/n: "let's see, Paolumu...Pao-Lumu...Lumu...LULU!"
Y/n: "how does Lulu sound?"
Lulus ears perked up and she nodded her head before charging me with another hug.
Y/n: "well, I guess I'm gonna be sleeping comfortably for the next while."
The others laughed whilst Issei was busy being jealous. Then we all headed back to the ORC. I kissed Rias goodnight, then went to find Sona and I did the same. Then Asia, Issei and I went home. Lulu stayed in the Familiar forest.
Elsewhere — 3rd POV
As the three walked back to their home, they failed to notice someone watching them with rather lustful eyes.
This someone had long Purple hair and a rather revealing outfit.
???: "my, my, aren't you quite the tasty one?"
She licked her lips whilst staring at Y/n's back and before he could see her, she teleported back to the underworld.
???: "I hope that you can best my master. It'd be more fun to be with you, Son of Allia."
End of chapter.
*(A/n: "and there goes another chapter, we're getting close to the fight against cockwaffle Phenex! I wanted to try something new by bringing the Forsaken Prince himself into this world. Let me know if you want to see more of that because I want to see what happens if I take one of My Bois and put him in the same place as the (Y/N) from SmartNeoBoi fanfics. Tell me if you guys want to see that and I'll see you in the next chapter: Phenex and Gremory. Ciao!")*