there were only a few questions on my book for male readers so i'll just answer those here ^^
LEE TAEYONG
YEONJUNLARITY
My best friend really loves u. Would u date her if she asked u out?
depends, is she legal age ?? 🤔
kpopinthusiast
How do you feel about Ten cheating on you?
honestly, pretty hurt but, it's okay
luckylucasdhdbd
Ok queenie you can take a vacation and I'll take care of ot20 and how do you do it cause I'm amazed.
Who do you love the most but hate the most at the same time?
STOP TAKING MY BRAIN CELLS JUST CAUSE A GOOD PORTION OF YOUR CHILDREN ARE DUMB *cough* mark *cough* oof forgot to take my cough medicine
uh- i think i'm okay i don't need a vacation ^^; andd, i'm not sure how i do it- i just,, do it. and as for who i love but hate at the same time,, all of nct. AND MARK IS NOT DUMB, HE'S JUST.... slow-
markscupoftea
how do you deal with 20 kids
um, honestly idk sometimes i just yeet them away from me ngl
jaehyunnie_jisungie
how's the mum life?
it SUCKS but i also kinda love it 🤭
jeongjeongins
Who do u hate the most among the members?
Do u watch Harry Potter? If so, which house are you and who is your most fav character?
i hate no one :) that's a lie lol. annddd yes i watch harry potter, personally i think i'm a hufflepuff uwu and my favorite character is probablyyyyyyyy.. i dunno yo
stcrlight
are you still booming the system?
no -_-
NeOmU_skrrt
What is it like being the mother of 21 kids???
TIRING AND STRESSFUL, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY'RE ALL CRACKHEADS
MOON TAEIL
YEONJUNLARITY
Why is ur voice so heavenly?
skjsk i dunno :')
kpopinthusiast
How do you feel being the oldest of these crackheads?
i feel the same as the rest of them since we all have the same number of braincells and are all crackheads
markscupoftea
are you okay? you seem like ur dying inside
thats because i am
luckylucasdhdbd
I WANT TO HAVE YOU PLEASE LET ME LOVE YOU but i completely understand if you want to stay friends 😃
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO ANSWER THIS ONE
jaehyunnie_jisungie
do I hear your voice when entering heaven? you see I'll never know even when I die haha ;))
are you implying you're going to hell-
jeongjeongins
How's being the oldest and dealing with 20 and so on kids
i let taeyong handle it while i chill and love winwin
NeOmU_skrrt
How often do you get jealous over Yuwin?
everytime i hear about it or see it in front of my eyes -_-
JOHNNY SEO
YEONJUNLARITY
Why r u so daddy?
um because i just am B)
kpopinthusiast
Why do you have a deadly duality?
to kill nctzens 🤭
markscupoftea
what were you thinking when you said oh daddy?
i was thinking "oh shit probably shouldn't have said that"
luckylucasdhdbd
Can you stop clowning doyoung and ten and daddy you look good as fck
i- um- no and thank you
jaehyunnie_jisungie
what's the oxygen like up there?
crisp 👌
jeongjeongins
YEEHAW! How's being tall? (I'm only 2cm short)
it's awesome ngl
NAKAMOTO YUTA
@YEONJUNLARITY
Ur hair is always glorious, how do u do it?
lots of amazing hair care products
@kpopinthusiast
Do you know that you are one of the most loveliest people on earth?
oh stop, that's all you~
@luckylucasdhdbd
Yuta please tell jisung motherfucking park to be my friend
uh- okay but why can't you tell him yourself ??
@markscupoftea
how do you feel about winwin? is he ur husband? ur boyfriend? ur victim of stalking?
yes yes and yes. i love winwin :)
@pwarkedd
do you still love and appreciate Winwin?
oh yes of courSE ALL THE TIME !
QIAN KUN
@SOFTPYO
mOMMY?
hELL NO I'M NOT YOUR MOM I DON'T WANT ANY MORE KIDS
@Carat_The_Potato
how's your sanity? i actually really feel bad for you lmao
honestly not good, i was just telling taeyong the other day i think i'm going crazy
@YEONJUNLARITY
Why do u have such a pretty smile?
oh stop you're making me blush ☺️
@kpopinthusiast
How do you feel being the leader of more crackheads?
it was fun at first but now i hate it and i keep begging taeyong to take over for me
@luckylucasdhdbd
Kun mom mama mommy can you please stop wrecking me? it's not safe for the babies. it's me, i'm the babies
oh my- i can try but i can't guarantee it'll work :/ sorry baby
@markscupoftea
how many times do you get roasted by injunnie everyday?
honestly i stopped keeping track, maybe i should start again
@pwarkedd
how does it feel being a leader?
i thought maybe i'd have a little bit of control over my members. guess i was wrong
@jominkook
I know ur secretly a crackhead. You're more of a crackhead than the others, aren't you?
.. don't tell the others
@jeongjeongins
Who do u love most? Winwin or Chenle?
oh my god why do you do this to me ?? i guess chenle because he's still a baby
KIM DOYOUNG
@SOFTPYO
do you want carrots for dinner? ;w;
:( no
@YEONJUNLARITY
Ur voice is also heavenly, why is that?
lots of practice !!
@kpopinthusiast
Why are you so cute but also dAddy?
honestly, i have no answer to that i'm sorry
@luckylucasdhdbd
Kick all these pitches in the nut sack if they hurt you but you can't hurt the dreamies or hyuck, mark is an exception
oh my god i'm not a violent person i wouldn't do that,,,, unless i absolutely have to
@markscupoftea
why are you so bunny?
why are you so czennie ?
@pwarkedd
how can you sing so well when ur a bunny?!
well, how can you be so beautiful ?? questions we might never get answers to
@lee_seul_yeon
marry me?
sure~
@jeongjeongins
Who do you want to kiss, marry and kill?
oh wow um kiss winwin, marry czennie, and kill the rest of nct except for dream
@NeOmU_skrrt
Who do you like the most in Dream?
jeno ofc, sorry other members
CHITTAPHON LEECHAIYAPORNKUL
@YEONJUNLARITY
Why r u so good at dancing?
idk guess i'm just a talented person B)
@kpopinthusiast
Where is JOhn's bAnAnA?
in johnny's pants 😬
@luckylucasdhdbd
How to be a thot 101: first be ten the end lmao jk but like you gotta agree with me on how thick mark is
yooooo mark is DUMMY THICC LIKE DAMNNNN
@markscupoftea
how do you feel being so short?
ykw, we're not friends anymore thanks for bringing up my height 😒
@pwarkedd
how does it feel to BETRAY the lovely Johnny with the lovely Hendery?!
wym, yk im smashing both 😉😂
@aycojhennel551
johnny or hendery
um both ofc
@jeongjeongins
Who's the messiest member among the WayV members?
me if ykw i mean,, that's gross i shouldn't say that
@NeOmU_skrrt
Johnny or Taeyong?
i'm a hoe for both :/
JUNG YOONOH
@YEONJUNLARITY
JAEHYUN I LOVE U SO MUCH WHY R U SO BEAUTIFUL 😍😍😍😍
I LOVE YOU TOO AND YOU'RE EVEN M O R E BEAUTIFUL ❤️❤️❤️❤️
@kpopinthusiast
How do you have such breathtaking abs??
it comes from working out and dancing a lot
@luckylucasdhdbd
Ok real question is did you ever get your cheese that's the queso and milk you wanted cause like i can get it for you if sm is being a d**k about it
i get the cheese that's the queso every day, and yes i got the milk i wanted but thanks :')
@markscupoftea
wHy arE yOu sO hAnDsomE hElp
uH whY aRe yOu sO pReTtY ????? hElp
@pwarkedd
can I poke your dimples?
yes go ahead
@lee_seul_yeon
why are you cute
i dunno owo
DONG SICHENG
@YEONJUNLARITY
WINWIN I ALSO LOVE U SO MUCH WHY R U SO CUTE 😍😍😍😍
i love you too ! and i dunno why i'm so cute ^^;
@kpopinthusiast
Why are you so pretty and cute? Ilysm ❤️❤️❤️❤️
aish.. i dunno, but i love you so much too ! ❤️
@luckylucasdhdbd
I tried your technique on how to kill people but i think they're on to me help please winnie
oh my god- aRE YOU DOING OKAY COME HERE I'LL PROTECT YOU !
@markscupoftea
who do you love? yuta or kun?
kun :) sorry not sorry yuta hyung
@pwarkedd
how are you so cute aH!?
aH i don't know !?
@jeongjeongins
How's learning korean? And can u teach me how to be cute and flexible?
it's okay, it's a little hard though not gonna lie. i'm not sure that i can teach you to be cute but to be flexible, just stretch lots !
@NeOmU_skrrt
Yuta or Taeil?
do i really have to choose between them two ? what if i want neither ? what if i want kun, or renjun ?? huff.. i guess yuta hyung
KIM JUNGWOO
@YEONJUNLARITY
Can I join ur UWU squad?
YES OF COURSE YOU CAN UWUWUWUWU
@kpopinthusiast
How do you emit such UwU energy when you are barely doing anything??
because i am all things uwu
@luckylucasdhdbd
:) üwû uwu ūwù ûwū (the others can't read this translation: let's kill the one in black) :))))
ûwü ùwu ūwU úwū UwÜ
@markscupoftea
why are you so uwu like uwuwuuwuwuwuwuuw
idk why are YOU so uwu uwuwuwuwwuwu
@pwarkedd
how are you so fricking uwu? ùwú!!
ûwû i just am
@jeongjeongins
Who's the cutest member?
besides me ? jisungie ! oH OR WINWIN
WONG YUKHEI
@YEONJUNLARITY
If I said u should check out Brooklyn 99, would u?
honestly, yeah probably
@kpopinthusiast
Who is your bias in NCT dream?
jaemin ❤️
@luckylucasdhdbd
Don't LET THEM PITCHES SAY YOU UGLY YOU FINE AS FCK I LOVE YOUUU BESTFRANNN FCK IT UP PITCH 😘😘😘😜😜
DAMN THANKS I LOVE YOU TOO 😭✊❤️
@markscupoftea
do you miss yuqi? i would 🥺
yeah, she was cool :(
@pwarkedd
do you have a restraining order from the dreamies?
not yet ! :D but it might come soon-
MARK LEE
@YEONJUNLARITY
Wut was it like looking after the dreamies
oh my goddd it was so hectic they're always all over the place and loud
@kpopinthusiast
Ayo dream????
hold on let me go sob in the corner
@luckylucasdhdbd
Mark you dummy thick let me hit oof damnnnn man hyuck can join too cause woo i see that ass and i was like DAMN
oh my- wtF HYUCK CANNOT JOIN, AND NO YOU CANNOT HIT I'M— AKSJSKSB
@markscupoftea
whats ur minecraft server ip address?
markhyuck4ever127
@pwarkedd
can I be your friend? 🍉🍉🍉
um of COURSE
@jeongjeongins
How do u juggle all ur schedules around from the units?
it was hard and now that i'm not in dream it's less challenging, especially because nct u doesn't promote that much :/
XIAO DEJUN
@YEONJUNLARITY
Welcome to nct, how r u liking it so far?
it's GREAT i wouldn't want to be anywhere else
@luckylucasdhdbd
Are you dating Xiao or Hendery
uh i guess hendery because i don't think i'm dating myself
@markscupoftea
hi baby! do you know ur really baby?
i— am not a baby what—
@pwarkedd
how are you coping with the crackheads? and how do you have such nice eyebrows?!
i fit right in with the crackheads honestly :') and i don't know- genetics ???
@kpopinthusiast
How do you feel being such a masterpiece? Like wth?!? You are so hAndsOmE!
oh my god that one made me a little flustered
@jeongjeongins
if you debut as an nct member, which unit would u be in?
uh— wayv ??
WONG KUNHANG
@YEONJUNLARITY
I already asked dejun this question, but how r u liking nct so far?
i've had nothing but good experiences so far so i'd say i like it a lot
@luckylucasdhdbd
I'M TELLING TEN GIVE IT BACK before you ask what you stole it was my heart i need it back please ♥️
awww, okay, you can have it back, sorry i took it from you :(
@markscupoftea
ur so cute 🥺 why are you so cute
🥺 i dunno but thank you
@pwarkedd
how's the Chinese lessons with ten going?
i mean, you know how ten is, how do you think it's going ?
@kpopinthusiast
How did you bias wreck me so hard even though i don't have one? Your face and personality is just 🥰🥰🥰
ahh idk ?? ^^ but uWu i love you :') ❤️
HUANG RENJUN
@YEONJUNLARITY
Why r u so cute?
why are any of us so cute is the REAL question
@luckylucasdhdbd
Wow you really had the audacity to look fine as hell i think all of dream busted a nut at least once to you idwh nun of that "ew that's nasty" shut the fck up lying ass hoes
they probably have 😌 and yes, i had the audacity to look fine ass hell, i don't ever want to look anything less than fine as hell
@markscupoftea
what is ur best insult on kun?
honestly that he's old, it's so simple but it upsets him every time
@pwarkedd
how are you so perfect?
no one is perfect, not even me :')
@lee_seul_yeon
how to be savage
just say what's on your mind but put a bit of a twist on it. so like if someone were to say "you're ugly" instead of just being like "you too" say something like "so are you but you don't see me telling you anything"
@kpopinthusiast
Do you love Jaemin a lot?
oh yes very much
@jeongjeongins
Hi! Did u know i'm three? Three heads taller than you! (SORRY)
i'm- offended wow you deadass just told me that smh
LEE JENO
@YEONJUNLARITY
Jeno, u do got jams, why r u so cool?
omG that made my day :') finally someone thinks i'm cool
@luckylucasdhdbd
I love your eye smiles you cute baby #norenminftw
and i love you uwu
@markscupoftea
who do you love more? injunnie or jaeminie? or both
honestly both, i couldn't choose just one xc
@pwarkedd
jeno can I do asmr with you? 🎙🤫
yES WE'LL HAVE LOTS OF FUN
@kpopinthusiast
How is it possible that you melted me with your eye smile more than 127 times?
what can i say ? it's pretty charming, no ?
@jeongjeongins
Jaemin or Renjun?
both :)
LEE DONGHYUCK
@SOFTPYO
do we smell like fish?
wtf ?? no
@Carat_The_Potato
what? why? when? and how?
what,, the fuck. why,, the fuck. when,, the fuck and how the fuck did i end up in such an amazing group with tons of crackheads just like me :')
@YEONJUNLARITY
Do u like mark? 😏
hell yeah he's my BRO
@luckylucasdhdbd
Hyuck stop exposing people we all know how whipped you are for mark now stop and how do i get with got7 mark without breaking mark from nct
i'm not whipped for him wyssss ?? and wym without breaking mark- just get with got7 mark it won't affect our mark
@markscupoftea
why are you so cute but then hot but then savage? stop being bipolar
i ain't bipolar, im haechan
@pwarkedd
hee hee? (translation: how do you sing so well?)
i was just born with angelic vocals 😌
@kpopinthusiast
Your high notes? They had me qUAckIng. How do you have such an angelic voice?
quacking ? like a duck ???
@jeongjeongins
Teach me how to be savage
lmao it's p easy fam just be savage like me B)
@KMika_Jeon
Talk more in the group pls I need ur savagery in my L I F E
alright alright i'll try
NA JAEMIN
@YEONJUNLARITY
Who's your favorite hyung/dongsaeng
jeno and renjun and mark
@luckylucasdhdbd
Minnie take all my uw- WAIT OH NO THEY'RE SPILLING MY UWUS HELP SOMEONE GO GET JUNGWOO
should- should i help ??
@markscupoftea
can you please stop bias wrecking me?
sorry babe no can do ;)
@pwarkedd
na jaemin how are you such a beauty?
i don't know, how are you still on my mind ?
@kpopinthusiast
You? Are? An? Angel? Wut? I love you so much I think it is unhealthy 🤷♀️
mm, nah i don't think it's unhealthy. and that's funny you think i'm an angel because you're actually my angel
@jeongjeongins
Who do u want to kiss marry and kill?
kiss jeno, marry jeno AND renjun, and kill no one
LIU YANGYANG
@YEONJUNLARITY
I asked dejun and kunhang this question already, but how r u liking nct so far?
AHHH ITS GREAT !
@luckylucasdhdbd
Double yang my dude we both know how whipped you are for Xiao and Hendery now spill the beans how much you love them in one word
limitless
@markscupoftea
can you teach me how to be cute?
it's easy ! just go owo
@pwarkedd
NCTZENS SUPPORTIEN YOU! have you seen nctzen's crackhead memes? because you'll need to get used to them! 💚
oh my gOd i've seen a few, they were kinda scary-
@kpopinthusiast
YangYang ma dude..... You made me question my whole life decisions with your cuteness... is that even possible?
uhhh- i guess so considering it happened
@NeOmU_skrrt
Who is the most craziest member?
ummmmm....... i dunno. lucas ?
ZHONG CHENLE
@YEONJUNLARITY
Can I be a dolphin like u?
um of course ?!
@luckylucasdhdbd
I'm tryna get up in them dolphin shorts damn sis how you been and tell us about the one you love the most without saying their name
sis i've been GOOD. and omg, i love him sooo much like there's no words to describe my love for him. he's like a brother to me and we have a special bond that can never be broken. i hope we can always stick together through thick and thin and he's someone i would never want to lose. he means the world to me and i don't know what i'd do without him ❤️
@markscupoftea
how much do you love jisungie?
so so so very much !
@pwarkedd
do you love jisung more than mark loves watermelons?
honestly, yeah
@kpopinthusiast
Dolphin? Is that you? Are you the one that messed my brain up? If that is you, I lOvE you 💜💜💜💜
I LOVE YOU TOO 😭❤️
@jeongjeongins
Who's the best mom in nct?
ITS KUN IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION ?!
@TWICETAGRAM-
why do you have multiple pictures of you holding a gun as a child?
honestly i have no answer for you
PARK JISUNG
@YEONJUNLARITY
Ur voice be deep, why?
puberty—
@luckylucasdhdb
Wow mad inconsiderate why you lookin that damn fine and if you didn't have lele in your life which skz member would you rather have
pFTTT FELIX ALL THE WAY MATE, sorry lele :/
@markscupoftea
who's ur favorite hyung?
mark hyungie
@pwarkedd
how are you such a perfect angel with great rapping and deep vocals?!? 😘😍💚🐣🐣🐣
oh my goshhh stopppp im blushing uwu
@lee_seul_yeon
i love you
i love you too baby ❤️
@kpopinthusiast
Pwark Jisung? H-How did your voice get so dEEp? Welp?
sorry but puberty decided to hit me
@jeongjeongins
I have a deeper voice than urs. And how much do u love Chenle?
wth- good for you ig ?? and i love lele SOOOOO MUCHHHHHH
@NeOmU_skrrt
FOREVER BE INNOCENT AND NEVER LET TEN TEACH YOU THINGS
i've learned things on my own— sorry ?
AUTHOR-NIM
@YEONJUNLARITY
Out of all the books u have, which one is ur favorite?
honestly,, that's a good ass question. my favorite book is definitely my seventeen chatroom, ive never wrote a book like it. and it's different than most chatrooms in the sense that it tends to have deeper and darker chapters while also having some crackhead ass chapters at times
@markscupoftea
hi, who's your nct bias?
JENO !! but i also love jaemin.. and jisung and mark... and taeyong.. but jeno ^^;
@pwarkedd
how are you and your books so funny?
i'm honored you think i'm funny, because i don't think i'm very funny :')
@jominkook
What's ur favorite genre
of ?? books ? fan fiction. music ?? kpop/hip hop
@kpopinthusiast
How do you get your inspiration to write your stories? P.S. Your scenarios are amazing 💜
sometimes i just start with a line or two and go from there. sometimes i get inspiration from my life and the crackheads around me. sometimes my crackhead ass just has weird ideas. "omFG WHAT IF ONE OF THEM WAS LIKE I WANNA BE A CAM BOY ?! okay but who would it be" TakoyakiPrince: i wanna be a cam boy
@jeongjeongins
Can u give me some tips?
on ?? i'd gladly give you tips but for what ?? if it's to get a s/o sorry i can't help i keep getting rejected left and right :/
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