IMAGINE . . .
You're a vampire with the ability to hypnotize people, putting them into a deep trance and making them do or say whatever you want.
Despite being able to see the future, Alice barely has time to blink before you decide she's going to be your next victim. Emmett stands behind you, a shit-eating grin on his face, while the rest of the Cullens look on in a mixture of amusement and wonder.
You wave your hand across her face and watch as her eyes become unfocused, that dazed, blank look falling over her face. You know she's under your spell now, and you decide it's the perfect opportunity to ask her something that's been playing on your mind for a while now.
❝ Alice? ❞
❝ Yes? ❞
❝ Does Emmett secretly talk to his biceps? ❞
❝ I believe so. ❞
❝ I KNEW IT! ❞