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Improbable_Theorems uploaded: Talking to You
"This is a clip from the livestream I did two weeks ago. There were quite a few questions about recent videos that have come out on the channels of some of my roommates. I hope this satisfies the questions you had."
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Logan: So, that is how I feel about that, that should answer your question.
[Logan looks to the side of his screen, which is showing a screen-capture of his chat]
Logan: Hang on, we're getting flooded again. What does that say?
[Logan leans in, looking at the live play he has running. He frowns and checks his watch, then looks back at the camera]
Logan: Alright... I suppose I cannot ignore that. There have been quite a few questions about recent videos that Patton and Roman have put out. I don't think it would be appropriate to answer this by myself, so give me just a moment. It shouldn't take too long.
[Logan gets up and walks offscreen. Jump-cut]
Logan: I really can't talk about this alone, so I've asked Roman to come sit with me. I would say this is more to make sure I have everything straight, he's tired and probably won't want to talk much.
[Logan and Roman sit onscreen. Roman is already curled up in a ball on the chair next to Logan, wearing a dark blue hoodie. He yawns and rubs his eyes]
Roman: Hiiiii guys, gals, and non-binary pals. I did a ton of sh- oh wait I bet I can't swear here.
Logan: It isn't as if they haven't heard me swear before.
Roman: M'kay, I did a lotta sh*t today kids so I'm just gonna sit and listen to Logan talk.
[Roman cuddles a little more into the chair, pulling his feet up onto the seat]
Logan: The big question that I've seen multiple times is about Roman and I. It's been alluded to, but I suppose we haven't made it clear in any way.
Roman: I don't think I even used your name in the video they're discussing... was that the mini-vlog?
Logan: I'd assume so.
[Roman scoots his chair over and puts his head on Logan's shoulder]
Logan: Hi sweetheart. You really do need to go to bed.
Roman: I will, I will. Let the cat outta the bag, I wanna hear you say it.
Logan: Why?
[Logan looks at Roman, raising his eyebrows. The screen-capture of the chat goes wild, racing]
Roman: I like hearing you say it! It's weeks of pining vindicated.
Logan: Well I suppose I can understand that.
[Logan turns to the camera, clasping his hands together]
Logan: If it wasn't already obvious, Roman and I are dating. I realized about a month, maybe two months ago? I think it would be about two months ago, that sounds about right, right darling?
[Roman lifts his head a little, scrunching his face up]
Roman: Well we both first felt it at the Miscast show, so yeah, two months ago.
Logan: Thank you, darling.
[Logan pecks Roman's cheek softly and turns back to the camera]
Logan: So about two months ago I realized that I am not, as I have previously said, aromantic asexual. It was sort of a jarring reaction when I realized it, I will admit I became nervous about what the response would be.
[Roman cuddles up against Logan, nodding]
Roman: If I remember correctly, our stormy friend talked you through that.
Logan: Yes. His exact words were "certain people can f*ck themselves" if my memory serves me.
Roman: Hell yeah.
[Roman fist-pumps lazily]
Roman: F*ck people who try to police who you are.
Logan: That sounds like something Ame would say on the podcast. You really are tired.
Roman: Mmmmhm, I sat through like, four professional debriefings about various products that have offered to sponsor me.
[Roman yawns widely and pulls the hood of his hoodie up over his head]
Logan: Is that mine?
Roman: Not anymore. 'S'mine now.
Logan: You could have just asked, you know.
[Roman shrugs, rubbing his eyes]
Roman: It's more fun to claim it as mine. And I sprayed it with your cologne before I took it.
[Roman burrows himself into the hoodie, peeking out at Logan and blinking sleepily]
Logan: Okay, clearly it is bedtime. C'mon, darling, lets get you to sleep.
Roman: Why can't I just sleep on your stream?
[Roman wraps his arms around Logan's waist as Logan stands up. He pouts and scrunches his face up again]
Logan: Because sleeping in that chair will be detrimental to your health. C'mon, sweetheart.
[Jump-cut, Logan is sitting in front of the camera again]
Logan: Only took ten minutes, what a miracle. So the short answer to all the questions I've been seeing about a potential relationship, how far we are, et cetera... we are together, and have been for almost a month.
[Logan adjusts his glasses]
Logan: I think it has been very interesting endeavor, the two of us figuring out how our relationship is to work, as neither of us feel the need to indulge in certain activities that are often associated with being with someone. And of course, that's not a requirement, but it's something a lot of people think about.
[Logan looks at the chat again]
Logan: Ah. I anticipated those questions... I'm now seeing quite a few people wondering how we got together, what happened at the Miscast show that was mentioned before, my thoughts on Roman's channel? I don't think it's my place to judge what he does for a living but I do like it. He expresses himself in a healthy, intelligent way.
[Logan pauses, looking at nothing for a moment]
Logan: I'm not sure I want to discuss this on stream, I think Roman and I should talk about it together on our channels, or perhaps on the weekly podcast with the rest of the apartment. They were involved to an extent, we both went to each of them for advice about what we should do. We'll keep you posted on that.
[Jump-cut to Logan later]
Logan: I hope that answers any questions you had about this. Roman and I haven't made a concerted effort to hide this relationship, we agreed that whatever happens will happen. I will keep you updated on what we decide.
[Logan checks his watch again and nods]
Logan: Have a good day everyone, hateful comments will be removed from this video.
[Black screen, annotations for suggested videos appear. Outro plays, quiet piano music]
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