Max Crumbly x Female Reader "...

By Su_Akemi

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[COMPLETED] I don't own any characters that I use in the story, they belong to Rachel Renée Russell! And of c... More

1. My Secret Life As A Super(hero) Zero
2. If there's a dead body inside my locker, its probably me!
3. How darth vader became my father
4. SOMEBODY GET ME A DIAPER! QUICK!
5. Why I stuck my toes in my sister's bowl of popcorn
6. Yes, bat kid is my little brother!
7. Sippin' prune juice from a red plastic cup
8. JUST CALL ME BARF!
9. How I Accidentally Busted My Pants, Bashed My Knee, and Bruised My Ego
10. Grandma chokes on her dentures and dies! (Again.)
11. Warning!! Beware of the freaky locker vampire!
12. Setup for a Lockdown?
13. HELP!! I think I'm gonna throw up!
14. The king of clean rocks?!
15. Rantings of a Locker Lunatic
16. Who Says a Zombie Can't Rap?!
17. Just Kickin' It!
18. I Enter The Deep, Dark Bowels of . . . Where Am I?!
19. Lord of the Labyrinth
20. Do They Really Serve Mighty Meat Monster Pizza in Prison?
21. If I Make It Home Alive, My Dad Is Going To Kill Me!
22. How "Cinderella" Lost a (Glass Slipper) Sneaker
23. Attack of the Killer Toilet!
24. Out of Luck, Covered in Muck, and Drenched in Stench
25. Why There Was A Boy in the Girls' Locker Room
26. WORST. RINGTONE. EVER!!
27. A Few Fries Short of a Happy Meal?! Really?!
28. How I Discovered the Stinky Note of Doom
Milestones ☆*:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆
Bloopers (Part 1?)

29. The Mortifying Misadventure of Max Crumbly (Sorry, Dudes! My Bad!)

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(This is the last chapter :( But I hope you all enjoyed the story!)

(PS: The sequel's out on my profile! :P So congrats! That means you didn't have to wait a year 😂 Now onto the chapter!!)

(Y/n) must have gotten her hands on another cell phone, because I just got a text from her. . . .

Thanks 4 the password :). Remote access granted! Call you in 2 minutes.

I needed to find a secluded place as far away as possible from the computer lab so I could talk to her without being overheard.

Someplace like, maybe . . . THE BOILER ROOM!!

It was on the far west side of the school, so I took off speeding through the vents as fast as I could go. I needed to make a left, two rights, and then a left. Or was it a right, two lefts, and then a right? I wasn't really sure, but I wasn't all that worried.

Hey! What could possibly go wrong when you're blasting like a rocket through an enclosed vent?!! . . .


Okay, if this were a superhero comic book, it would probably end like this:

HOLY PEPPERONI!

When we last left our hero, he'd crashed through the ventilation system at ninety miles per hour, surprised his evil archnemeses, and totally RUINED their dinner!

Is this the FINAL misadventure of our hero, Max Crumbly?!

Can the computer whiz (Y/n) help him out of this colossal HOT and CHEESY MESS?!

Is he ACTUALLY going to EAT that slice of PIZZA?!!

Will our courageous hero make it out of South Ridge Middle School ALIVE?!

Or will he be destroyed like a greasy piece of sausage on the half-baked PIZZA CRUST of DOOM?

I bet you can't believe I'm leaving you hanging, just like they do in my favorite comic books! Sorry, but all I can say at this point is . . .

TO BE CONTINUED!!

Now you know a little about me and my crazy life. Hey, I WISH I was making this stuff up!

I still haven't quite figured out if it's HARDER to be a SUPERHERO or a mild-mannered, socially challenged, awkward middle school student known as BARF!

YES! I KNOW I totally MESSED UP! I'm STILL trying to get the HANG of all of this SUPERHERO stuff, okay?

GIVE ME A BREAK! It's definitely NOT as easy as it looks!

But what I DO know is that I'm going to try to become the AWESOME HERO I've always wanted to be.

And if I can do it . . . YOU can TOO!

Ok guys, thank's for reading!! Tell me in the comments on how the story is!

(Btw plz check out my other stories!!)

Remember to vote, tell your friend's about this story, and to have a good morning/afternoon/night!!

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