Max Crumbly x Female Reader "Locker Hero"

7. Sippin' prune juice from a red plastic cup

I had pretty much forgotten that I'd donated my new school clothes to charity. But about a week later my mom made me take Oliver to the local park to play.

And while he was having fun, I decided to find a park bench and finish reading my latest comic book.

I totally FREAKED when I saw this old guy chilling out with a cup of prune juice. Because guess what he was wearing?

MY brand-new school clothes!!

That dude looked like an eighty-three-year-old Eminem.

I think the pigeons were a little freaked out too, because a half dozen of them had gathered around and were just staring at the guy like he was a giant piece of birdseed or something. . . .

Although all of this was a little traumatic for me, it was also kind of inspiring. It felt good that someone seemed happy to be wearing my school clothes. Well, someone other than my OWN family members!

When I got home, I wrote a very cool rap about what it would be like if I were an elderly old-school rapper. It's actually the BEST material I've ever written. . . .

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SIPPIN' PRUNE JUICE FROM A RED PLASTIC CUP (THE SUPER-COOL RAPPER OLD MAX C.)

Mic check! Mic check!
Yo! 1-2-3!
The best rapper in the world
is Old Max C.!

Spittin' rhymes and rockin',
just tryin' to get paid!
Say what? Say what?
I need a hearing aid!

When I crash a party,
people stop and stare.
'Cause I'm chillin' like a villain,
Rollin' in my wheelchair.

I got a diamond grill!
What's up! What's up!
And some gold false teeth
both soaking in a cup.

If you wanna hear the truth,
don't listen to a liar.
I'm NOT the Real Slim Shady,
but I'm spittin' FIRE!

All the haters be hatin'
'cause my rhymes don't stop.
And today I wanna say . . . !
Oops! I forgot!

Now wave your canes
in the air!
We're wearing diapers, and we
just don't care!

Get your bingo on
till the break of dawn.
If you're MEAN, then SCREAM,
"HEY! GET OFF MY LAWN!!"

Besides my mind,
I got nothing to lose.
Stylin' in my blinged-out
Velcro shoes!

If you're feelin' this rap,
stand up and dance!
I boogied so hard
that I POOPED my pants!

I'm sippin' prune juice
from a red plastic cup,
screaming, "Help me! I've fallen,
and I can't get up!"

Mic check! Mic check!
Yo! 1-2-3!
Don't you wanna be a rapper
like Old Max C.?

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Hey, I don't want to brag, but this rap is DOPE!

Personally, I think I could have a really long and successful rap career that might last well into my eighties.

And I'd make a boatload of CASH too!!

FOR REAL!!

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