"Mein Ubercharge! It is almost ready!"
"LEETLE MEDIC! HEAVY IS-" There was a huge explosion.
"AAH SCHEIßE!" They fled to a safer spot. "Heavy, mein Freund-"
"нет, Heavy does not want to be Medic's friend." Heavy grabbed the young woman's hands. He looked lovingly in her eyes and they both blushed.
"D'oh Heavy, jou big loveable- EXPLOSION!!!" Heavy took cover on top of Y/n.
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With a ringing in her ear, Y/n opened her eyes and looked to the left to find her new lover- on the ground, possibly unconscious.
"Heavy?" She crawlled over to him and turned him over. "Ich liebe dich, stirb nicht! Bitte..."
When she got no response her tears came to show that she hadn't of just been doing her job, it was also 'Love' that had drove her around the sandwich loving man.