For all those who were wondering yes Aria is played by Jhene. I thought it would be cute lmao.
Ariana's POV
Chris has been pissing me off lately and I'm getting tired of him. He wants me to give full custody to him , which won't be happening. I told him he could watch Maurice while I was out of town but that still wasn't enough , I'm not about to tend to his every need. Like grow the fuck up.
Anyways , Maurice's speech has improved so much. He's getting so big. I feel so old , I'm about to be 22. August ass think he's that much older than me it's sad.
" Ma , what ya wearin ta our party ? "
We're having a Album Dropping / Birthday Party. I'm so excited , I'm ready to get my twerk on Ayeeeeee.
" Uh . I might whea my black dress wit tha cut outs " I said , my accent stronger than ever
" Nah , ya ass look too good in dat"
" How is that a problem ? " I said confused
" I'm da only one that need ta see ya body "
" August you are not my father "
" I don't care , ya mines and niggas don't need ta see my baybey's ass "
" It's my ass so Imma do as I please "
" Watch ya get ya ass beat "
" By who ? "
" Me Guh , Ya betta stop fakin "
" August can you do me a favor ? "
" What ? "
" Suck my ass. " I started dying laughing , he hit me with the stale face
" Don't play wit me Guh "
" That's yo favorite line "
" I know and I take pride it in " he cheesed
I started scrolling through my phone when I got a text message from a random number. This hasn't been happening lately since I got a new Phone so I didn't think to much of it.
" What ya want fa ya birthday ? " August said as he sat on my lap
" I want a lap dance , and I want some food "
" A lap dance from !? " he stood up and looked at me crazy
" From a fat ass stripper "
" Okay , I can make that arranged"
" Fo'real ? " I said suprised
" Nah Guh , you ain't getting no damn lap dance. What ya thought this wah ? "
" It's my birthday " I stated
" And ? " He questioned dead ass serious
" I get what I want " I smirked
" What ya gonna get is a ass whoppin if ya keep talkin. "
" Oh shut up Aug "
" Don't ya need ta be at tha studio wit Chris ? "
I'm gonna be on Drunk Texting with Chris. His ass was too press fah me to be on that song. I know I sound good but damn. Speaking of that Childish Gambino is gonna be on my fucking song. Yall don't know I much I love him like he would be mines if I didn't have August.
" What ya over dere thinkin bout ? "
" Don't worry bout me "
He smirked and walked over to my with his blunt in his hands. I took it from him and lit it.
" When ya start smokin ? "
" I started back in highschool "
" Why ya ain't tell me ? "
I took a pull and released the smoke out of my nose.
" Everything I do doesn't need to be known by you "
" Okay I see ya , Big ass head "
I pulled again and I blew the smoke into his face earning a straight face from him.
" Gimme me my shit "
" Nah , it's mines now "
He snatched the blunt from me , burning his hand.
" The fuck Ariana , always playin and shit "
" No one told yo stick ass ta snatch it from me "
" Don't get smart , come tend Ya daddy "
" Fuck you " I laughed and went in my room to change
August's POV
" She want a what ? " Chris questioned me , I told him what Ariana wanted for ha birthday
" A damn Stripper "
" That's my kinda girl " he laughed
We're smoking again , that's all I ever do. It calms me down. And Ariana has lost her damn mind.
" Nah , she ain't gettin no damn Stripper "
" Why not? "
" Cause I said so. End of conversation "
My phone started ringing , which killed my vibe. I passed tha blunt ta Trey and answered it. I'm feelin lazy so I put it on speaka.
" Hello ? " I said
" Hey August , can we talk ? " Kamari said
" Uh yeah , Talk "
" I mean like over dinner "
" I ont know , I gotta see "
" Come on August , we haven't talked since the doctors appointment "
" I know , Thea's nothin ta talk about "
" I miss us " Chris and Trey looked at me with a Crazy face. Man Aj be having all tha bitches go insane. First Drew now Kamari.
" Nah we ain't doin this no' mo "
" We can work this out August , Please "
Chris snatched my phone and started talking. I didn't even bother to say anything
" Get of my mans line Hoe " Chris said in a girly voice . I tried sooooo hard not ta laugh
" Who is this ? " Kamari asked
" Dis is Christina who is you ? " He said now in a ghetto tone
" I thought he went with Ariana " she mumbled
" Nah dis is Christina , stop calling my man befo I slap yo ass "
Then he hung up , I'm done wit him.
••
I woke up befo Ariana , and stared at ha stared like 5 minutes and went ta tha bathroom.
Once I got out she was still sleep so I decided ta make ha some birthday breakfast.
A nigga tried , I ended up burning tha hash browns and bacon. Maybe she like them extra extra crispy. I was dancing ta my song , Testimony when I heard coughin. I looked around and ain't see anything , so I continued ta dance.
Once I was getting ta tha best part I felt someone push me , I swung my fist which hit the coffee pot shattering it. My beats were on the floor , and I just bought them shits
" Brace yo self fool ! " I yelled while in a karate position
" Nigga ! Ya bout ta kill me on my damn birthday "
" What ya talm bout ? "
" Look at the fuckin pancakes August " she laughed
They were burnt but still edible in my opinion.
" They still good "
" I won't be eating those " she said as she smacked my ass
" Don't get pimp slapped baybey Guh "
" You ain't even tell me happy birthday "
" Ya ain't give me tha chance "
" Okay I'm givin you the chance now "
" Happy Birthdya Baybey Guh , I luh ya " I said as I grabbed her by her waist swaying us
" Thank you " she pecked me
" No clean this shit up " she added as she ran up the stairs
This what I get fa tryin ta be sweet