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from: londin parker
go on a date with me
from: luca williams
no way
from: londin parker
yes way
from: luca williams
1. i don't go out with desperate guys, 2. i don't even know you, 3. you're too pedophilic and douchey and 4. you don't like the vamps
from: londin parker
you really do like the word pedophilic. any other smart words in your brain?
from: luca williams
you are a terrible flirter. and yes: intelligent, quick witted, brainy
from: londin parker
i wasn't flirting. oh and i'm rofling so much that i now have abs.
...jks i already do
from: luca williams
who even says 'rofling' these days? what is it, 2005?
conceited much?
from: londin parker
ha ha hardy ha
conceited is not the word, my dear, 'amazingly hot' is
go on a date with me
from: luca williams
or what
btw, that's two words
from: londin parker
or i'll tell the whole school you licked my ass.
technicality
from: luca williams
but i didn't
from: londin parker
oh you'd be surprised what the dimwitted school population actually believe
from: luca williams
fine. on one condition. i get to try and make you like the vamps
from: londin parker
i'm only agreeing to this 'condition' bc i know it's futile
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things may seem like they're going fast but thats the point cos he's desperate so yeah