2014년 8월 8일 금요일
Kouren:
Tell me I'm only dreaming.
Taesoo:
Huh?
Something happened?
Kouren:
You won't believe me.
Pramis.
Taesoo:
Umayos ka nga, para kang tanga.
Kouren:
Just let me pinch myself this time.
Kailangan kong magising sa katotohanan.
Taesoo:
Truth?
Kouren:
Wellll~
I'm proud to announce....
That....
Taesoo:
That?
WTF, Park Kouren! Wag mo nga ako binibitin!
Kouren:
Bilang ka muna ng sampu!
Taesoo:
Ha? Para saan?
Baliw ka na talaga.
Kouren:
Give me time to breath in and out.
Lol.
Taesoo:
Tsk, ang arte mo.
Kung nandyan lang ako, kanina pa kita sinakal.
Kouren:
HAHAHA teka lang kasi!
Taesoo:
Can you just tell me if it's a bad news or a good news nang mapaghandaan ko.
Hey.
Park Kouren.
Ten seconds has passed.
Are you still breathing?
Kouren:
Yup! Still here!
Taesoo:
You are about to say something.
Kouren:
Oo nga!
So eto na nga, going back.
I'm proud to announce that I am now Karin Kyojin's official girlfriend.
Kami na, Moon Taesoo!
He's my boyfriend now~~
Thank you for granting my eternal wish, Universe!
The best ka talaga ヽ(・∀・)ﾉヽ(・∀・)ﾉ
Taesoo:
Ah.
Talaga?
Kouren:
O anong reaction 'yan? Ba't parang di ka masaya for me?
I thought we're best friends?
(＃￣0￣)
Taesoo:
Sorry, I'm just busy studying for our next lesson.
Kouren:
Oops, sorry, naabala pa kita >,<
Taesoo:
That's fine. I'm happy for you 😊
Kouren:
Akala ko ba ayaw mo kay Karin para sa akin?
Taesoo:
There's nothing I could do more, you're in the age of dating anyone you want.
Just promise me don't come crying.
Kouren:
Ay, ang deep yata?
Ano ka ba, okay lang ako.
At least I told him my feelings na super gusto ko siya since high school pa ako.
It's only just surprising na may sadistic tendencies pala ang BOYFRIEND ko.
All caps. BOYFRIEND. (^_<)
Taesoo:
Huh?
Anong ginawa niya sa'yo?
Tell me, Park Kouren.
Kouren:
Nantitrip lang siya.
Taesoo:
Ng ano nga?
Can you tell me?
?!?! ?!?!
Kouren:
He tested my feelings.
(￢_￢)
Binuhat niya ako tapos nilabas niya sa bintana.
Shit, for one second, I thought ilalaglag niya ako pero I ended up being safe naman.
Taesoo:
You are truly crazy, indeed.
Why can you not like normal boys?
Nasaktan ka ba? Are you alright?
Kouren:
I'm fine. Don't worry about me ( ﾟｏ⌒)
Hindi ako nasaktan so chill. Please?
And for the record, he's normal kaya.
Taesoo:
Tignan mo yang kalokohan mo.
Just to get a boyfriend kailangan mo pang dumayo sa school ng delinquent na 'yun at muntik ka pang ilaglag sa bintana?
He's really crazy!
Can I just call a police?
Kouren:
Ang OA mo ha~
I told you I'm fine. Wala ngang masakit sa akin, promise.
And hindi lang dahil sa gusto kong mag-confess kaya ako pumunta sa school nila. I went because of Park Jinseon, His handphone got confiscated by his teacher. Kasalanan ko naman kung bakit because I was chatting him in the middle of his classes. After doing my errand, syempre nasa balwarte na ako ng crush ko.
So why not expanding all the means 'di ba?
I asked my dongsaeng kung saan 'yung homeroom niya then the rest is history.
Pwede ba kumalma ka?
I won't be messaging you if I'm not okay.
Taesoo:
Bahala ka nga.
And mind you, it was an all-boys school.
What if nabastos ka?
Kouren:
Ang OA mo na ha.
There's no such thing.
I am freaking alright.
Don't worry about me, ahjumma.
Taesoo:
Stop with ahjumma jokes.
Kouren:
Sus, paano ka magkaka-girlfriend e daig mo pa ang nanay at auntie kung manermon?
Ha?
Ha!
Taesoo:
I'm busy with studies.
I have no time to deal with hard headed girls.
One is enough.
I can't take another Kouren bugging around me.
Kouren:
Ay ang hard mo na dyan.
Hindi ka naman siguro bading?
Taesoo:
Nope.
Kouren:
Daming nagkaka-crush sa'yo sa University.
You know, sino ba namang may ayaw sa guy na Political Science student na Dean's Lister, 191 cm pa ang height, gwapo na, tapos super namja-chingu material pa? Kulang na lang ihagis ng mga babae ang mga sarili nila sa'yo hahaha.
Taesoo:
Nope.
Not interested.
Girlfriend?
It will come.
Kusa yang lalapit.