Person: You gotta give up on this Johnny Depp Obsession!
Me: Don't try to change me! Bigger doubters than you have tried!
Person: It's getting unhealthy!
Me: 😒 Your face is unhealthy...
Person: 😐😑 I'm gonna go...
Me: Yeah, you do that!
*Half an hour later...*
Person: Hey, I'm back! What the...
Me:*Huddled inside a pillow fort, wearing a fedora and multiple necklaces and scarfs.* 😠
Person: What are you doing...?
Me: ...😠
Person: Uh... I said What are you--
Me: Oh! I'm sorry! Did you say something? Because your horrid and doubtful nature does not work when I am in... The Fort of Deppiness!
Person: 😟😕🏃♀️
Me: Yes! Run! Run away! Unclean doubter of the almighty Depp!
😍😋💋❤