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420 GUCCI GANG BLAZE IT
[ sofia - sof
chris e. - owner of my ass
sebastian - sebbie
anthony - cute bully
elizabeth - lizzie
tom holland - tommy boy
paul - rudders
scarlett - scarjo
robert - king
chadwick - cHaDwIcK
mark - markie
tom hiddleston - hot ass mofo
jeremy - jer-bear
chris h. - hemsworthy
OWNER OF MY ASS
sof isn't talking to me :((
SOF
someone tell that bastard that he's not allowed to call me sof anymore.
OWNER OF MY ASS
IM RIGHT HERE
SOF
someone tell christopher that the one thing i don't give is: a fuck
SEBBIE
y'all what happened
SCAR
if u bitches break up i SWEAR to god ill push u both off a cliff
CUTE BULLY
what happened cunts
OWNER OF MY ASS
i uh
LIZZIE
oh no
LIZZIE
whatd u do
OWNER OF MY ASS
i accidentally spoiled endgame for her
HOT ASS MOFO
chris :(
TOMMY BOY
HA! IT WASNT ME THIS TIME!!!
MARKIE
WHATD U SAY
OWNER OF MY ASS
*pretend there's a spoiler here, i don't wanna spoil anything for ppl who haven't watched*
SOF
therefore, i broke up with him
OWNER OF MY ASS
sof :((((
SOF
*** sofia to u mister.
KING
CHRIS WHAT THE FUCK U DUMB FUCK
HEMSWORTHY
mans out here TRYING to get an ass beating huh
JER-BEAR
ur so lucky anthony and joe don't know about u spoiling it 💀💀
OWNER OF MY ASS
they haven't fired mark and tom yet so im good
MARKIE
they will.
MARKIE
soon.
SOF
im gonna use one of those mind erasing videos on youtube
OWNER OF MY ASS
can we cuddle :DD
SOF
no u slut
SOF
i broke up with u
OWNER OF MY ASS
okay well obviously ur just kidding lmao
OWNER OF MY ASS
right?
OWNER OF MY ASS
sof?
OWNER OF MY ASS
??
SOF
.
OWNER OF MY ASS
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN???
SOF
bro if u want me to forgive u, u know what u have to do 😳😳
OWNER OF MY ASS
ah, sex
OWNER OF MY ASS
win-win imo
SOF
u dirty minded freak i was talking about pizza from that place i like two blocks away
SOF
but i mean im fine with whatever 😌😌😌😌 always grateful for what god offers !!
cHaDwIcK
i hate this group chat
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this wasn't anything special, i just wanna have some filler chapters before we get to the juicy bit 😎😎
also pls tell me i wasn't the only one who would use those mermaid spells on youtube when i was little 💀💀
"put some salt in ur water and chant this spell! u'll turn into a mermaid overnight!!!!"
they LIED my eight year old ass had trust issues from that shit
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