51/
Han Jia: Are you on the attacking end or the receiving end?
Qi Xiuyuan: Attacking.
Han Jia: (looks at Xiao Li)
Xiao Li: (helpless) Do you want me to say it out?
Han Jia: (laughs)
Xiao Li: ... the receiving.
52/
Han Jia: Why was it decided in this way?
Qi Xiuyuan: Xiao Li seems to have a bit of psychological shadow. In fact, I really don't care for which end, as long as it is Xiao Li...
Han Jia: What do you have to say Xiao Li?
Xiao Li: It's quite good how it is now, I don't want to change anything.
53/
Han Jia: Are you both satisfied with the current situation?
Qi Xiuyuan: (looks at Xiao Li)
Xiao Li: Satisfied.
Qi Xiuyuan: Satisfied.
54/
Han Jia: Where was the location of the first H?
Qi Xiuyuan: Do you mean all the way?
Han Jia: (fumes with rage between gritted teeth) You don't say!
Xiao Li: In D province.
Han Jia: Ah?
Xiao Li: Probably half a year after you left.
Han Jia: (surprise) That long?
Qi Xiuyuan: I am very patient... (looks at Xiao Li and smiles) and we weren't idle before that.
Han Jia: ...
55/
Han Jia: How was it at that time?
Qi Xiuyuan: I am willing to die on him.
Xiao Li: (laughs)
Han Jia: Xiao Li?
Xiao Li: (grips Qi Xiuyuan's hand) I felt I love him very much.
Qi Xiuyuan: (grips his hand back)
Han Jia: (eyes widen) You beast, are you blushing?
56/
Han Jia: What did the other person look like at the time?
Xiao Li: (uneasy) What else can he look like?
Qi Xiuyuan: I am willing to die on him.
Han Jia: ... change your wording.
Qi Xiuyuan: He was lying in bed with his eyes half-closed while looking at me, his lips...
Xiao Li/Han Jia: Shut up.
Qi Xiuyuan: (laughs) I didn't plan on finishing it.
57/
Han Jia: What was your first sentence in the morning of the first night?
Qi Xiuyuan/Xiao Li: (silence)
Han Jia: Isn't it too late to be embarrassed now?
Qi Xiuyuan/Xiao Li: (looks at each other and remains silent)
Han Jia: The more exciting questions have already been answered. What's there to be so shy about this question?
Qi Xiuyuan/Xiao Li: (continue to stay silent)
Qi Xiuyuan: (sighs) I don't want to answer this question, especially if it's to tell you.
Xiao Li: (hold back his laughter) I also... don't want to think about it.
Han Jia: (confuse)... what's the situation?
Xiao Li: The next question.
58/
Han Jia: How many times does the H happen per week?
Qi Xiuyuan: Do you mean 'all the way' again?
Han Jia: Otherwise?
Qi Xiuyuan: If it's all the way then not often but everything else is every day.
Han Jia: Not often? You two have shattered my prediction once more.
Xiao Li: The reason lies with me.
Qi Xiuyuan: He doesn't always like to do it all the way to the end.
Han Jia: (looks at Xiao Li) I can understand. (looks at Qi Xiuyuan) You don't mind that?
Qi Xiuyuan: (doubts) Why should I mind it? His hands and mouth are also very charming. (laughs) At times when he seems to feel a bit sorry for not doing it to the end, he will use his hand and his mouth, it is very...
Xiao Li: (reprimands lowly) Qi Xiuyuan.
Qi Xiuyuan: (laughs softly) Besides, it's more savory to eat when you're starving.
Xiao Li: (embarrass)
Han Jia: (looks at Xiao Li) Actually... this beast is actually pretty... good to you.
Xiao Li: (smiles) I know.
59/
Han Jia: How many times a week do you feel is the most ideal?
Qi Xiuyuan: It is best to do it every day.
Xiao Li: It is good how it is now.
60/
Han Jia: So, what kind of H is it?
Qi Xiuyuan: I am willing to die on him.
Han Jia: ... can't you say anything else... no, it's better if you don't.
Qi Xiuyuan: There are no other words.
Han Jia: Xiao Li, what do you think? When you two are together, how is it?
Xiao Li: (extremely calm) Very, very, engrossed.
Han Jia: (grumbles) Seeing that you use this expression to say those three words, I suddenly think how blushing and having your heart race came about...
61/
Han Jia: Where is your most sensitive spot?
Qi Xiuyuan: When he is next to me, I am sensitive all over.
Xiao Li: (whispers) Probably... the chest.
Qi Xiuyuan: (blocks Han Jia's line of sight) next question.
62/
Han Jia: What is the other person's most sensitive spot?
Xiao Li: Collarbone.
Qi Xiuyuan: Nipples, waist.
Han Jia: (deliberately) There is a long scar on his waist, is it there?
Qi Xiuyuan: (stares angrily) You!
Han Jia: (laughs)
Qi Xiuyuan: (slaps the table angrily, about to get up)
Xiao Li: (hurries to stop him) He is joking. (glares at Han Jia)
Han Jia: Who told him to show off?
63/
Han Jia: Use a sentence to describe the other person during H moments?
Qi Xiuyuan/Han Jia: I am willing to die on him.
Han Jia: I guessed it.
Qi Xiuyuan: (annoyed) Only I can say this sentence.
Han Jia: Pssh, then don't let me guess right. Xiao Li, describe him.
Xiao Li: I don't want anyone to see what he is like then.
Han Jia: Wow...
Qi Xiuyuan/Xiao Li: (looks at each other, grip hands)
Han Jia: Are you guys forcing me to wear sunglasses?
64/
Han Jia: Frankly, do you like H?
Qi Xiuyuan: Like.
Xiao Li: As long as it is with Qi Xiuyuan, nothing is bad.
65/
Han Jia: Under normal circumstances, where does H happen?
Xiao Li: At home.
Qi Xiuyuan: Just on the bed ah, the sofa ah, the floor ah, the bathroom ah, the desk ah... those kinds of normal places.
Han Jia: That's enough...
66/
Han Jia: What kind of H things do you guys want to try?
Qi Xiuyuan: Press him to the window, in the back position. This is my latest sexual fantasy.
Han Jia: Sexual fantasy?
Qi Xiuyuan: (looks at Xiao Li and laughs) Since he is quite cautious and reserved, I have to fantasize about it.
Han Jia: Then your imagination is also on the poor side. Xiao Li, what about you?
Xiao Li: (hesitates)
Han Jia: Just say it, no one will laugh at you. What H things do you want to do with this beast?
Qi Xiuyuan: (gently) Let's hear it.
Xiao Li: Once we settle down and buy a house in the suburbs (would be best) near the waterside... in the bedroom where we can hear the sound of the water.
Han Jia: (silent)
Qi Xiuyuan: Then? (realizes) Oh. (moves close, in a low voice) Xiao Li.
Xiao Li: (lightly kisses Qi Xiuyuan's lips and looks at him face to face)
Han Jia: (sighs) This scene is too high in sugar. I have to check my blood sugar later.
67/
Han Jia: Do you take a shower before or after the H?
Xiao Li: One or the other or both.
Qi Xiuyuan: At the same time as it happens as well, sometimes.
68/
Han Jia: Is there any agreement during the H?
Qi Xiuyuan: Do you mean when it happens 'all the way'?
Han Jia: Of course, why are you always held up on that question?
Qi Xiuyuan: Because going all the way and making an agreement to not go all the way is different ah. When we go all the way, we agree not to exceed three times.
Han Jia: I know it's Xiao Li's decision from just hearing it.
Xiao Li: Otherwise, he will keep on going.
Qi Xiuyuan: Since it's with great difficulty that we get to go all the way, of course, I have to eat and drink my fill.
Han Jia: A beast's logic!
69/
Han Jia: Have you had sexual relations with someone other than your lover?
Qi Xiuyuan: Yes, it had happened.
Xiao Li: Yes, it had happened.
Han Jia: Both were young and frivolous ah.
70/
Han Jia: Do you guys approve or oppose the idea of "if you don't get their heart, at the least, you have to get their body"?
Qi Xiuyuan/Xiao Li/Han Jia: (silence)
Qi Xiuyuan/Xiao Li: Disgusting.
Han Jia: This isn't my question...
71.
Han Jia: If the other person is raped by a thug, what would you do?
Qi Xiuyuan/ Xiao Li/Han Jia: (silence again)
Han Jia: This, it's really not me... who came up with these rotten questions?
Qi Xiuyuan: I will do my utmost to protect him. If... I will always be with him.
Xiao Li: I will do the same.
Han Jia: Ah, don't you want to take revenge?
Qi Xiuyuan: Let's just say, we know a killer.
Han Jia: You don't want to take revenge personally?
Xiao Li: If I go into prison, I wouldn't be able to be with him.
Qi Xiuyuan: I can't take that risk.
72/
Han Jia: Do you feel embarrassed before H? Or after?
Xiao Li: At the beginning, but not now.
Qi Xiuyuan: (laughs)
Han Jia: Forget it, you don't have to answer.
73/
Han Jia: If a good friend says to you, "I am very lonely, so only this evening, please..." and ask to do H things with you, what would you do?
Qi Xiuyuan: I don't a good friend like that. (faces Xiao Li) But it sounds like what Han Jia would say to you.
Xiao Li: (silence)
Han Jia: (laughs unconstrainedly)
Qi Xiuyuan: (looks back and forth and suddenly understands) No, right? Did he really say that? (stares angrily at Han Jia and pushes up his sleeves) You have balls!
Xiao Li: (quickly pulls him down) Calm down, we didn't do it.
Han Jia: (rolls his eyes) Xiao Li refused. Tighten the lid on your vinegar jar[5] a little, the acidity is leaking out.
Xiao Li: Han Jia is my brother, he's the same as Xiao Yang to me.
Han Jia: Xiao Li and I have never crossed the boundary of being anything more than friends, brothers yes.
Qi Xiuyuan: Then why you want to seduce him?
Han Jia: Why? Qin Laoshi, it seems that you don't quite understand the way I expressed friendship back then.
Qi Xiuyuan: Who would be able to understand that!
74/
Han Jia: Do you think you are good at H?
Xiao: Average.
Qi Xiuyuan: (silence)
Han Jia: Oh! That's weird. Qin Laoshi isn't so energetic about answering this question?
Qi Xiuyuan: (whispers to Xiao Li) I'm really not being sarcastic, but to let Han Jia who... is an expert in the industry ask such a question, who would dare say they are good at it?
Xiao Li: Don't be like this... you like this... you must still be angry about that question just now (faces Han Jia) He said that he's good at it.
Han Jia: (laughs disdainfully) Tsk.
Qi Xiuyuan: See.
75/
Han Jia: Then, what about the other person?
Qi Xiuyuan: He is getting better and better at it and often surprises me.
Xiao Li: It is good enough for me.
76/
Han Jia: What do you hope the other person will say when you are doing H things?
Xiao Li: It is best if he doesn't speak.
Qi Xiuyuan: (laughs) I hope he can speak more.
77/
Han Jia: What expression does the other person do during H that you like?
Xiao Li: When he looks at me with his very earnest expression.
Qi Xiuyuan: When he goes out of control.
Han Jia: ... sex fiend.
78/
Han Jia: Do you think that people other than your lover can do H with you?
Xiao Li: No.
Qi Xiuyuan: Absolutely not.
79/
Han Jia: Are you guys interested in S&M?
Xiao: No.
Qi Xiuyuan: (looks at Xiao Li, hesitantly) ... no...
Han Jia: Tsk!
80/
Han Jia: If the other person no longer asks for your body all of sudden, you would...?
Xiao Li: Probably... I would think he is sick. (laughs) maybe, that place...
Qi Xiuyuan: I am very healthy, rest assured.
Han Jia: Rest assured for what... what about you? Xiao Li suddenly has no physical desire for you, what would you do?
Qi Xiuyuan: (stares at Xiao Li) I will be very anxious, very depressed, very hurt...
Xiao Li: Alright, don't say any more. I know.
Han Jia: ... you're truly, completely unscrupulous.
81/
Han Jia: What do you think of rape?
Qi Xiuyuan: Must be severely punished.
Xiao Li: There will be no good outcomes.
82/
Han Jia: What is a relatively painful thing during H?
Qi Xiuyuan: He tells me to stop.
Xiao Li: He refuses.
83/
Han Jia: So far, what is the most exciting and anxious place that you guys have done H things?
Xiao Li: They're all ordinary places.
Qi Xiuyuan: You don't think that time on the train...
Xiao Li: Shut up.
Han Jia: Speaking halfway can more than likely trigger one's imagination... was it on the bed in the sleeper train? Bathroom? Dining car? Not in the conductor's room, right?
Xiao Li: (embarrass) It's not what you think.
Qi Xiuyuan: (laughs) It was on the lower bunk of the soft sleeper. At the time, I used my hand, someone was sleeping across from us.
Han Jia: Damn! Xiao Li didn't kick the hell out of you?
Qi Xiuyuan: When he woke up, I had already done it halfway. Even if he wanted to kick me, it was too late.
Han Jia: Beast...
84/
Han Jia: Has the receiver ever took the initiative to tempt you?
Xiao Li: (looks elsewhere embarrassingly) Yes.
Qi Xiuyuan: (shows thorough familiarity with the topic) The first time we did it, Xiao Li was the one who initiated it. Before that, he took off his clothes in the bathroom of my house. In B province, he touched his chest in front of me...
Xiao Li: (looks back) I was looking at the gunshot wound on my chest.
Qi Xiuyuan: (takes the opportunity to kiss him) I know, I want to say that for me, your existence is a type of very active temptation.
Xiao Li: You're doing it again...
Han Jia: Actually, you're teaching language and literature, right?
85/
Han Jia: What was the attacking person's expression at that time?
Xiao Li: (laughs) The changes in his expressions weren't very big.
Han Jia: What changes were big? (realizes) Really thinking with the lower half of the body here...
Qi Xiuyuan: I am functioning normally.
86/
Han Jia: Has the attacking person acted in a violent manner before?
Qi Xiuyuan: I will never be like that to him.
Xiao Li: He will not do that kind of thing.
87/
Han Jia: What was the receiver's reaction at that time?
Qi Xiuyuan: I said that there will never be such a thing.
Han Jia: I didn't come up with these questions!
88/
Han Jia: According to you guys, what would the ideal H partner look like?
Qi Xiuyuan: Short hair, handsome, has a scar on his face, good stature, can fight, is gentle, has been involved in the underworld, has a tattoo of a tiger on his back, a younger brother...
Han Jia: How about just directly saying two characters, "Xiao Li", huh?
Qi Xiuyuan: That's no fun.
Han Jia: ... Xiao Li, what about you?
Xiao Li: I don't have an ideal. In fact, I didn't have any ideals about settling down either.
Han Jia: I know, you had always thought that you were going to die in the gang sooner or later.
Xiao Li: (nods and takes the initiative to hold Qi Xiuyuan's hand)
89/
Han Jia: Does the current party meet your ideals?
Qi Xiuyuan: Completely in line.
Xiao Li: It is him.
90/
Han Jia: Have you used props in H?
Xiao: No.
Qi Xiuyuan: There are currently no such thing, things need to be taken one step at a time.
Han Jia: ...
91/
Han Jia: When was your first time?
Qi Xiuyuan: 19.
Xiao Li: 17.
92/
Han Jia: Was the partner back then your current lover?
Qi Xiuyuan: Obviously not.
Han Jia: Pure curiosity, who were you guys with at that time...
Xiao Li: The woman in the venue.
Qi Xiuyuan: The boys in the bar.
93/
Han Jia: Where do you like to be kissed the most?
Xiao Li: Lips.
Qi Xiuyuan: No way to compare.
Xiao Li: (looks suspiciously)
Qi Xiuyuan: Besides my lips and collarbone, you haven't seriously kissed me anywhere else.
Han Jia: (helpless) I understand now, this beast's intention is...
Qi Xiuyuan: (moves close to Xiao Li and whispers) It is better to try it this evening so that I can compare where I like it the most.
Xiao Li: (laughs helplessly) You...
Han Jia: As I see it, you are used to it.
94/
Han Jia: Where do you like to kiss the other person the most?
Xiao: Lips and collarbone.
Han Jia: ... it's easy to guess ah.
Qi Xiuyuan: Since I like every part of his body, I have never compared them. (leans close to Xiao Li and whispers again) It's better to try it today...
Xiao Li: (helpless) You're not done with that yet, huh?
Qi Xiuyuan: Then, are we trying it?
Xiao Li: (sighs)
Qi Xiuyuan: Say, today, should we try it with you or with me? How about we try it together?
Xiao Li: (looks at Qi Xiuyuan, hooks his arm around his neck, kisses him for a few seconds and separates)
Qi Xiuyuan: (stares off into another world)
Xiao Li: (laughs) Where do you like to kiss most?
Qi Xiuyuan: Lips.
Xiao Li: (smiles)
Qi Xiuyuan: (moves close and continues the kiss)
Han Jia: (covers his eyes) I can't stand to look anymore, my blood sugar is definitely over the standard.
95/
Han Jia: What would please your lover the most during H?
Qi Xiuyuan: Say that I love him.
Xiao Li: Call his name.
96/
Han Jia: What do you think about during H?
Qi Xiuyuan: He is very beautiful. He's mine. I am so lucky. I am willing to die on him...
Xiao Li: Why hasn't he shut up yet?
97/
Han Jia: What is the number of H(s) a night?
Qi Xiuyuan: Do you mean 'all the way'?
Han Jia: ... yes.
Xiao Li: We have an agreement.
Qi Xiuyuan: (slightly dispirited) Doing it all the way cannot exceed three times.
98/
Han Jia: During H, do you take off your own clothes or does the other person helps to take it off?
Xiao Li: Both.
Qi Xiuyuan: We did it a few times without taking off any of our clothes.
Han Jia: You are truly a beast.
99/
Han Jia: What is H to you guys?
Qi Xiuyuan: That Xiao Li and I belong to each other.
Xiao Li: It is good only when it is with him.
Qi Xiuyuan/Xiao Li: (faces each other, smiles)
Han Jia: I have to take some medicine to lower my blood sugar level...
100/
Han Jia: I finally got to the last question. Please say a word to your lover.
Qi Xiuyuan/Xiao Li: (still looking at each other)
Qi Xiuyuan: Let's try it tonight.
Xiao Li: ... we'll... try it.
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100 questions: interesting sidelights
Xiao Hei (author)
1/ Han Jia once questioned the questions
Han Jia: What kind of questions are these, huh? They're not lively at all.
Xiao Hei: These are standardized, I didn't come up with them.
Han Jia: I have a hunch that it will be extremely sweet.
Xiao Hei: What kind of questions do you think are lively?
Han Jia: At home, who cooks and who washes the dishes? Who washes the clothes and does the cleaning? What happens if the tastes in food are unsuited? Have you ever thought about raising a pet? ... and so on.
Xiao Hei: ...
Han Jia: Okay... these questions are even sappier.
2/ Excessively sweet
Before starting the event, Han Jia was very demanding and had asked the staff to place candies and refreshments at the venue of the 100 questions. As a result, he did not touch anything except for the two cups of tea and then insisted that he had already ingested an excessive amount of sugar.
3/ Li Shiqing once found out about the 100 question event through some connections
Li Shiqing: I want to do this hosting work... (smiles gloomily) and I want to see Xiao Li.
Xiao Hei: That's right. Speaking of that, you guys don't have any opportunities to meet, how about... (considering)
Zhang Juanjuan: (comes over, place one hand on the back of the sofa where Li Shiqing was sitting on the sofa and the other hand on the desk; smiles) Mr. Li, haven't you been very busy recently? From the way I see it, there's no need to trouble you. (lifts a hand to touch her hair then lets the cuffs of her sleeves sweep by Li Shiqing which exposes a hidden syringe) It's better to let the professional do it.
Li Shiqing: (subconsciously touches his neck, hesitates for a long while, endures the raging anger) Humph!
4/ After that, Zhang Juanjuan was appointed the host
Zhang Juanjuan: Of course, I am very happy to host. As an independent killer and urban assassin, I need to do my utmost to collect all the information that can be collected. Some seemingly insignificant details can always be used when necessary, such as...
Xiao Hei: ... then let me see how your skill in hosting is. Then, let me hear you ask the first question.
Zhang Juanjuan: (looks and shakes her head disdainfully) "What is your name?" This topic is too general. If I were to ask, I must ask the targets' real name, pseudonym, online name, previous names, English name, and the title. Their nickname in the family...
Xiao Hei: ...I have to look for Han Jia, I'll head out first.
5/ Jiang Xiaoning had taken the initiative to ask to host
Jiang Xiaoning: I promise to do my best and I don't want any reward. As long as "Shameless Gangster" quickly starts, it's all good.
Xiao Hei: ... aren't you trying to take this opportunity to ask the two of them about Han Jia?
Jiang Xiaoning: No, really, I'm not.
Xiao Black: Then, let me hear you ask the second question.
Jiang Xiaoning: May I ask, Han Jia's age is?
Xiao Hei: ... and you still said no...
Jiang Xiaoning: Huh? Did I just say "Han Jia"? It was definitely unintentional... give me another chance...
Xiao Hei: Isn't it more serious that it was unintentional...
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