alex-burke: holy shit it's spiderman
anonymous: what
alex-burke: i just finished performing at the café there's a really hot guy who looks like andrew garfield
anonymous: no
alex-burke: and i met this weird kid who's also named alex (who's real name is alexander)!
anonymous: alexandra and alexander. cool
alex-burke: but holy shit he's so hot
anonymous: stopp
alex-burke: his code word is spidey okay?
anonymous: no
alex-burke: why are you jealous?
anonymous: yes. very jealous.
alex-burke: aw you're the only guy for me
anonymous: hell yeah i am
alex-burke: ily a lot
anonymous: i love you too
alex-burke: i know
anonymous: let's talk about the other guy
alex-burke: okay
anonymous: tell me about him.
alex-burke: he's really nice and he has long blonde hair and it's sorta messy? he kept on asking for bacon pancakes even though this was a café and not a diner
anonymous: he seems cool but a little weird
alex-burke: baack to the original topic
anonymous: no
alex-burke: this guy was so hot.
anonymous: i heard
alex-burke: he looked like andrew freaking garfield!
anonymous: yeah, you told me like 5 times
alex-burke: 2 times actually
anonymous: whatever
alex-burke: i'm sorry
anonymous: it's okay
alex-burke: he was really hot though
anonymous has disconnected
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[thank you so much for 1.1k reads! thanks for supporting this horrible book. just wanted to say, the last 2 chapters (and possibly future ones) are based on true events that have happened to me. not exactly the same situation but the same jokes.]