DJ- *Yells* "KIDS GET DOWN HERE!"
They all walk down the stairs
Jackson- "Are we in trouble, again?"
DJ- "No, There are going to be a camera crew from Grandpa's Tv station here and they are going to Film us, since we got nominated to be the best family in SF"
Jackson- "REALLY??"
DJ- "No, but camera crew is really coming, so I want you all on your best behavior, oh and this is our Aunt Melanie, she helped your grandpa, and the rest to help raise us"
Melanie- "Hey kids! I was the cool aunt"
Steph- "You were our only actual aunt here"
Melanie- "Thanks for ruining the moment"
Ramona- "Hi, I'm Ramona, Kimmy's daughter" *she hugs*
Melanie- "What.. you reproduced?" *She hugs her back*
Kimmy- "Yes I did!"
Melanie- "Oh joy"
Ramona- "Don't worry, I'm normal"
Jackson- "I'm Jackson, these are my brothers Max and Tommy, We're DJ's kids" *They all hug*
Melanie- "Aww DJ, they are adorable" *hugs*
Val- "And I'm Vallery, Michelle's daughter"
Melanie- "Michelle, has a daughter??? OMG you look exactly like your mom!" *Hugs*
Val- "Thanks" *She hugs back*
Danny- "Okay everyone is here, let's go to the living room"
*They all go to the living room, Becky sees Mel, Mel sees Becky*
Uncle Jesse- "Y'all 2 aren't going to have a cat fight are you...Joey hold Mel, I hold Becky" *He holds Becky*
Joey; *Holds Melanie*
Ramona- "What's going on?"
DJ- "Mel and Becky can't be together, they used to argue a lot"
Jackson- "Woah.... Like did she use profanity"
DJ- "Yes... So don't repeat what they say"
*The teens walk towards Becky*
Val- "I can not see it"
Jackson- "Yeah me either"
Uncle Jesse- "Can't see what?" *he looks at them*
Ramona- "I'm not saying anything"
Jackson- "I can't see her using such foul language" *They walk away*
Aunt Becky- "I don't and Jess let go of me"
Uncle Jesse- "I can't"
Melanie- "Yeah Joey, let me go.. We're all older now, we don't play games anymore.. we we're young"
Joey; "Okay, but let me test it out first" *Joey carries Mel over to Jesse and puts her down*
Uncle Jesse- *He slowly lets go of Becky*
DJ- "Kids stay behind me"
Max- "What's going on?"
Steph- "They are going to argue"
Danny- "They probably grew out of it"
Kimmy- "Wait! What if we get them to fight on camera!"
Aunt Becky- "Why do they want us to argue?"
Melanie- "IDK, they still think we can't get along"
Aunt Becky- "Ikr" *She hugs Mel*
Melanie- *Hugs back*
Aunt Becky- *She picks up Pammy* "Look, Jesse and I adopted a girl"
Melanie- "AWWW she's adorable"
Uncle Jesse- "Named after my sister"
Melanie- "That's adorable"
Danny- "See I told you, they grew out of it"
Someone knocks on the door
Director- "Hello Danny"
Danny- "Welcome! Come in"
The camera crew sets up
Director- "Okay, this will be like a Reality show so act as you normally would"
Danny- "Wait, Reality show? I thought this was gonna be on Wake Up San Francisco"
Director- "I wonder who told you that"
Danny- "You did, on the phone!"
The director walks away
Steph- " Wow a reality show, good thing I'm dressed for it"
DJ- "Idk if I want my kids in it..."
Jackson- "Mom it will be awesome!"
DJ- "IDK"
Director- "Here are the scripts, everyone gets a part, study them please" *she hands out scripts to everyone*
Ramona- "Hey I'm an excellent dancer, can I dance in this show?"
Director- "Sure"
Val- "Wow a reality show, Not my fave type of show"
Jackson- "Why?"
Val- "Reality shows are nothing but fake drama"
Aunt Becky- "Thank you Val, finally someone who understands it"
Danny- *reads the script* "Um Director? It says my character has to kiss Becky.."
Director- "Yes so?"
Danny- "Can't you have Jesse do that?"
Director- "No, remember what that blonde girl said, Reality shows are fake drama"
Danny- "Yeah but this Fake drama could get me in trouble...."
Uncle Jesse- *reads the script* "Woah woah woah... I know this is acting an all, but I don't like the sound of my Brother-in-law kissing my wife.."
Director- "It's acting, haven't you people heard of it? It's fake not real"
DJ- "But to the viewers, it'll be real"
Director- "Well they are idiots."
Ramona- *Talks to Val and Jackson in their little corner* "Wow Danny has to kiss Becky.... What if they both like the kiss, end up falling in love..... It will totally ruin the family"
Val- "We have to find some way to stop it"
Jackson- "Good Idea, how???"
Jimmy- "What if you kiss Becky?"
Ramona- "That's a horrible idea"
Val- "Yeah.. that would be so weird"
Jackson- "I love it"
Ramona& Val- *both look at him* "WHAT!! EWW NO!!"
Jackson- "Uh yes, then no one will get their behind beat."
Ramona- "What if you get in more trouble"
Jackson- "I'll pull the 'Young and dumb' card"
Val- "Yeah, like that will work"
Jackson- "Yeah, just about when Danny is supposed to kiss Becky, I'll run and sit on her lap or something, and then boom.. kiss her"
Val- "Thank you Jimmy, for that idea" *She says sarcastically*
Jimmy- "No problem! You should say 'it's done' when you finish kissing her"
Jackson- "ohh yess! Great idea"
Ramona- "Bye Uncle Jimmy" *she pushes him away*
Val- "Don't listen to him"
Ramona- "Please don't"
Jackson- "It will be fun, plus Val, you said we should let loose"
Ramona- "why do I get the weird weird feeling that you've been wanting to kiss Becky..."
Val- "Yeah I get that feeling too"
Jackson- "Well at first I didn't but now that Jimmy said something... Now I kinda want to, kiss a real woman"
Ramona- "Well pick another woman... not her!"
Val- "Or anyone in this family!"
Jackson- *Walks to the kitchen to get a drink*
Ramona- "I don't wanna see their reaction...."
Val- "Me either..."