Weird Things I Heard in Schoo...

By izzywriter

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This is just getting ridiculous. // I'm going to make some changes to how these books are structured so we do... More

Interesting One-Word Story
Submissions From @KittyBowtieStories
I Hope You Understand Our Grading System
The Hitman At School
Attack His Shoes
Can't Let Them See the Truth
Leggy Fish
Horrifying Vegan Nuggets
Goodbye, Beautiful
Forced Friendship
Suicide Mission
Political
Hamlet
THAT Kind of Person
Kevin Spacey
Awful Brother
High
Study Hall HIGHLIGHTS!
Cute Picture
Blasian
Weapons
Random Study Hall Ish
Tortilla Chips
Submissions from @lh6999
Dead Calculator
Awww
English Teacher Speaking TRUTH
Snakey Brotherhood
Perfect Timing HIGHLIGHTS!
Study Hall HIGHLIGHTS!
Eyeball Bleach
Being Horrible Humans HIGHLIGHTS!
The World's Ending
Excited Teacher
Quotes From Boys
Izzy to the Wizzy
Bars and Strip Joints
Walmart Yodeling Boy
IM DYING SEND HELP
Detention Friendships
Hey, Remember?
Cute
Mike Pence
Vine References
🐐🥛
Shrooms
TFR
Ex-Convict
Substitute HIGHLIGHTS!
He Might Be Stupid
More @KittyBowtieStories submissions!
Grounded
Study Hall HIGHLIGHTS!
Afternoon HIGHLIGHTS!
Slaves
Funeral
Morning HIGHLIGHTS!
Math Highlights
Molestar
Morning HIGHLIGHTS!
AOL
Science HIGHLGHTS!
BILL NYE
VEGANS
Last Week of School HIGHLIGHTS!
Band Camp HIGHLIGHTS!
First Day of 10th Grade HIGHLIGHTS!
Emo Teacher
APUSH Dump #1!
This Makes me Strangely Uncomfortable
"Rent"
Marching Band HIGHLIGHTS!
Artsiness vs. Deadness
Friend HIGHLIGHTS!
No Concession Money
@bookfanatic1018 Submission!
Cape
Teaching Regrets
Food Truck
Arm Yeet
Eat and Sleep
Buff Fingers
Submission from @Payton_Elizabeth1!
Senorita
Friend HIGHLIGHTS!
Chocolate Fountain
Man-Slut
"Game-Winning"
Fiery Teacher
Spanish is CONFUSING!
APUSH DUMP 2
My Friends are Suffering HIGHLIGHTS!
Wikipedia
Little Too Intense
Ignorant About Superheroes
Stupid Boss
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
My Friends are Special HIGHLIGHTS!
Spanish HIGHLIGHTS!
MORE Spanish HIGHLIGHTS!
5+4
Where the Magic's Held
WOAH we are getting explicit
What It's Like to Tutor
We're Summoning Demons in Spanish
Dietician
Intangibility=Stupidity
The Gender Debate is Finally Answered
Temporary Death
That One English Song
CHRISTMAS!!
Like an American Hero
Sorry, Coach [explicit]
Club Introductions!
Three Hours
Band Animosity
My Friends Have Issues HIGHLIGHTS!
No Cameras...
My Spanish Teacher is Salty HIGHLIGHTS!
Good Thing You Didn't Commit Arson!
APUSH DUMP 3
Friday HIGHLIGHTS! (Yes I know these are late)
Chicken Skins
Dirty Paws
Three Bassoons
Some Spiders
Willpower
All For Murder
Sorry, Boris [EXPLICIT]
Random HIGHLIGHTS!
Inappropriate Spanish HIGHLIGHTS!
Lunch Talks HIGHLIGHTS! [uhhh EXPLICIT]
Found This Cursed Sentence in my Drafts
My Cousin's Lock-In HIGHLIGHTS!
English HIGHLIGHTS!
Pizza Heaven
Smelly
Depressed
Random HIGHLIGHTS!
Happy Valentine's Day!
Imagine Your OTP
Forensics HIGHLIGHTS!
Gen Z in a Nutshell
The Things I've Seen...
Drama
This Ain't Alabama
Submissions from @kate_birch
Support
Pedophile
Study Hall HIGHLIGHTS!
Mind Reading
Random School Day HIGHLIGHTS!
Free Time HIGHLIGHTS!
APUSH DUMP 4
Interrupted Apology
Your Brain's All F***ed
Student's Tears
Study Hall HIGHLIGHTS!
Study Hall HIGHLIGHTS! (again lol)
ROBERTO
I'm Hungry
God HIGHLIGHTS!
Tornado Drill HIGHLIGHTS!
Submission From @thecodyfern
Submission from @K1545killmenow
Study Hall HIGHLIGHTS!
Shine Bright
Just Tired
Cough medicine
Well, Don't
Little Boy Stuck
What Did I Say?
Underripe Fruit
*not a quote, just an update*
My Friends Being Rude HIGHLIGHTS!
Moving to Twitter!

Teacher HIGHLIGHTS!

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Teacher 1: You're killing me!

Girl: I'm killing me, too.
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Teacher 2: Shut your fucking mouth - *freezes*
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Teacher 3: It's like when we did states of consciousness and drugs...yeah, we did drugs. I realized what I said after I said it. I'm really tired. Anyway, we'll be studying Freud today. Looking at why he was a crackpot.

Girl: I thought you said crackhead.

Teacher: With the things that are coming out of my mouth, it could have.

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