Teacher 1: You're killing me!
Girl: I'm killing me, too.
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Teacher 2: Shut your fucking mouth - *freezes*
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Teacher 3: It's like when we did states of consciousness and drugs...yeah, we did drugs. I realized what I said after I said it. I'm really tired. Anyway, we'll be studying Freud today. Looking at why he was a crackpot.
Girl: I thought you said crackhead.
Teacher: With the things that are coming out of my mouth, it could have.