I didn't expect y'all to comment that much, I sarang y'all man 😔💕 take all my sarang uwuwuwuwuwu
Thank you so much!
Okay, let's start!
I forgot the usernames so I'll be using this emoji "🍵" as the names ;)
Q&A with me ;) and the characters ofc.
[ JENO ]
🍵 Give Jaemin some time. That dumbass is too dense to realize he loves you.
Jeno; well...idk, Jaemin is quite confusing sometimes.
🍵 Since Renjun said that Jaemin is his soul mate. What would you do if he says he also has feelings for Jaemin?
Jeno; I also don't know, but Jaemin is mine.
Renjun; riteee...moving on!
🍵What if Renjun likes Jaemin, What would you feel?
Also, Wo Ai Ni.
Jeno; I gotta take back what's mine if the first place, right?
Sorry, love Jaemin only 😔
🍵Soo u like Jaemin and I'm sure he's your soulmate...what do you feel about Renjun liking and having Jaemin as his soulmate too? Do you hate him? Or will you move on?
Renjun; I feel bullied-
Jeno; I don't even know who's Jaemin's soulmate is? And there's no way I'm hating on Renjun.
Jaemin; I feel bad here-
🍵I'm gonna pray that you are okay.
Jeno; thanks and I'll be just fine.
🍵How do you feel knowing Renjun is Jaemin's real soulmate?
Jeno; but Jaemin never tells me that Renjun is his soulmate?
🍵So how do you feel knowing that Renjun is Jaemin's soulmate? Hate? Jealously? and also I'm going to pray for you that you'll be okay *flashes genuine smile*
*why are the questions so damn long, I'm impressed*
Jeno; Renjun said that Jaemin is his soulmate and Jaemin never tells me who his soulmate is. I guess I'll be filled with jealousy, but just, *flashes eye smile* thank you.
Jaemin; I'm in deep kunfusion here.
Renjun; am I the one to blame here?
Author; they're just asking-
Jeno; ignore them.
🍵What are your thoughts on Renjun being Jaemin's soulmate? Would you accept him? Would you add him into your relationship with Jaemin? Or drop it off with Jaemin?
Jeno; I would say, I would drop off with Jaemin. Accepting the fact that Jaemin is Renjun's soulmate is kinda hard for me tbh.
Renjun; now I feel guilty.
Jaemin; fuck soulmates.
Author; *duck soulmates
Jaemin; whatever.
🍵*sips tea and wiggled eyebrows* How about some norenmin to make our lives better and easier, hm?
Jeno; ...
Jaemin; ...
Renjun; sis, idk.
Author; sorry-
🍵Teach me how to get a boyfriend.
Jeno; I don't even have one bro
Jaemin; I'm sister hurt
🍵what will you feel if renjun and jaemin will be in a relationship together?
Jeno; take him back ofc
Jaemin; vErY hOt
Ten; I feel insulted.
🍵What if Renjun and Jaemin be together?
Jeno; oh hell no.
🍵what do you feel about Jaemin being Renjun's soulmate?
Jeno; jealousy~ naega anin~
Author; get out omg
[ JAEMIN ]
Jaemin; *sees 23 questions* welp- y'all hate me-
Jeno; babe no-
Jisung; serves u right for doing that thing.
Jaemin; what thing?
Everyone; *silence*
Renjun; *carries a frying pan* come here you lil shit
Author; cut!
Let's start :)
🍵Nana just admit you love Jeno (but I'm lowkey afraid about it)
Jaemin; do I? Or maybe I do? *smirking*
Jeno; *slaps him* idiot.
🍵Can you be my brother?btw I love you cutie.
Jaemin; but jeno is cuter? Haven't you seen his moaning fa-
Jeno; you're dead, vampire.
Jisung&Chenle; please excuse our dumb hyungs.
🍵HOW COULD U HURT JENO
Jaemin; calm thyself and I did say sorry ;;___;;
Jeno; you're not forgiven
Jaemin; but-
Author; no drama-
Renjun; but we are talking about tea here?
Author; okay am dumb, sorry, y'all may continue.
🍵PUT BACK YOUR EARRING OR ILL MAKE JAEHYUN WHIPLASH YOU
Jaemin; I can't put it back sis and who's Jaehyun?
Renjun; don't.
Jeno; *blushing and hides behind Mark*
Mark; bro-
🍵PUT YOUR EARRING BACK WHY U TAKE IT OFF IN THE FIRST PLACE
Jaemin; I was dumb.
Renjun; still dumb.
Author; at least better than me.
🍵pssstt we all know u is scared BUT WHY U AINT COMFORTING HIM ABT IT?!
Jaemin; scared of what? Dying? Pfft, nah. And oops-
Jeno; I can't believe-
Chen; I've been summoned.
Xiumin; we're sorry, please continue *drags Chen away*
Author; im- hOw
🍵BOI IF U DONT PUT THAT EARRING BACK AND SQUARE UP ILL PERSONALLY COME AND FITE U!
Jaemin; I said I can't put it back, it needs some process *while smirking*
Jeno; why am i shivering?
🍵WHY DID U TAKE YOUR SOULMATE EARRING U BISH R U BLIND?
Jaemin; because I got too carried away by my anger and I'm blind cuz of Jeno's love.
Jeno; I don't know him, I'm sorry.
Jaemin; rude :(
🍵Do you like Renjun or Jeno?
Jaemin; I like whoever moans better.
Jeno&Renjun; fuck you.
Jaemin; that's my job.
Author; unexpectable.
🍵Also put the earring back if you're willing to sacrifice.
Jaemin; I never said I do...
Jeno; *glaring at him*
Jaemin; not until I break this law first.
Author; you cant, stupid.
Jaemin; watch me.
🍵Man up srsly, why were u so mean to jeno when he said he's a human?
Jaemin; I wasn't being mean...just- too angry because of the sudden information.
Jeno; jaeminnie-
Jaemin; *hugs Jeno*
Author; the end.
Renjun; nah ah bitch, we ain't lettin this end yet.
🍵Look, I get it that he's a human and you could've died but you said you loved him, doesn't that mean you're willing to die for him?
Jaemin; he's a human, I know. I'm not scared of dying actually and yes, I'm willing to die for Jeno.
Author; unless you wanna change the rules ;)
Jeno; wait what-
Renjun; shush bitch.
Author; sorry-
🍵What is the main reason for not accepting the fact that Jeno is a human?
Jaemin; first of all, I don't want Jeno to be alone since I'll be dying quickly.
Second, I do accept Jeno, but I don't want the same thing to be happening to Jeno just like what happened to my brother lover.
Jeno; I'm soft
Author; me too bro
🍵WHY CANT U ACCEPT THAT JENO IS A HUMAN AND WHY WOULD U REMOVE THE F-ING EARRING?
Jaemin; well...i can make it comes back ;)
Jeno; author please protect me
Author; the readers need the tasty tasty smut ;)
🍵i get that you're mad and all plus everybody is yelling at you to put the earring back on. But still, love is love and love Jeno because he loves you too, understand?
Jaemin; I'll be proving my love then? ;)
Renjun; oh wow
Jeno; uh huh...
🍵u seem more like a bottom
Jaemin; haven't you heard Jeno's moan? He can't top, sorry sis.
Jeno; I'm- I'm so done with you omg.
Donghyuck; y'all are exposing people and y'all didn't invite me, I'm hurt.
Mark; he said his kokoro is brokoro.
Renjun; yikes.
🍵let Jeno top, okay?
Jaemin; that's not how it works.
Jeno; you'll be under me, Na Jaemin.
Jaemin; yeah and you'll be on top of me, thrusting your ass up and down and-
Jeno; *kicks Jaemin away till he fell to the ground* ignore that pervert.
🍵can you let jeno top for once?
Jaemin; my answer will be the same and that is yes, but still, I'll be the one who will be filling that hole with my dick.
Jeno; this is not a smut fanfiction stop.
🍵do you love lee jeno?
Jaemin; am I not proving it enough?
Readers; * shakes heads*
Nct; *does the same*
Jaemin; I feel betrayed.
PART ONE, DONE.
that was a long ass ride