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annoyingrabbit
Guys, how do you propose to someone to marry you?
Asking for a friend hahaha
animetrash
👀
seacheng
☕👀
owltaeil
Excuse me wHAT
nanana
YES I've been waiting for my grandparents' wedding for too long :/
owltaeil
EXCUSE ME
WHAT
hasporninname
Idk probably take him to the bingo game and somehow set up the answer to say 'marry me'
seacheng
Buy him a ring but instead of putting it inside of a box, hide it in peg teeth
johoenny
Wow
jaehyun
Take him to the cemetery and show him those lonely gravestones in while saying something like
'You'll end up in one of those if you won't marry me'
owltaeil
Can you stop calling me grandpa
Just because I've already graduated doesn't mean I'm that old
annoyingrabbit
Yesterday I had to read something for you
owltaeil
THAT'S BECAUSE TEN IS FUCKING BLIND AND HAD TO HIT ME IN MY EYE
annoyingrabbit
Okay okay
I can't even call you grandpa, that would be weird
animetrash
Doyoung what it feels like to fuck a mummy?
tytrack
Please let's not talk about necrophilia again
johoenny
BWAHAHAHAHA
owltaeil left the group
annoyingrabbit
GREAT
All I ask is how to marry that fluffy ball you just made angry and you pull out these filthy jokes
Now I'll have to cuddle him
Not that I'm complaining about that
nanana
Fluffy ball awwwwwwww ㅠㅠ
hasporninname
You see Doyoung we did it for you
annoyingrabbit
Shut up pussy you and Yuta aren't called cockblockers for anything
hasporninname
Wow pussy calling me pussy I'm shakingggg
annoyingrabbit left the group
renjunnie
All of this was so unnecessary tbh
I love it
hasporninname
That's my son 😌
johoenny
Weren't you just yesterday saying that you hate kids
hasporninname
THE LITTLE ONES
They're loud and annoying, and they cry a lot
jaehyun
Would you look at that
Just like you :)
hasporninname
>:^(
johoenny
I have to agree with him Ten
chinesebieber
🙊👀🍵
hasporninname
The betrayal-
No kiss for you then
johoenny
Fine ;)
animetrash
:0
tytrack
We all know Johnny won this already
seacheng
Of course
hasporninname
AJSJDKKD HELKP MWEEE
IR TICKLLES
junguwu
I don't understand him
They went through this like five times already and Ten still thinks he can win
tytrack
Aww let him think that
At least it's fun
For us and for Johnny
animetrash
It will either end up with Ten kicking him in the face or in his little friend down there
jaehyun
Or they'll end up eating each other's faces like the three times before when, for some reason, I was with them
tytrack
I literally had to save him from nightmares^
animetrash
You just did the same as them^
tytrack
You have no proof of that^
jaehyun
Taeyong, we did
nanana
Kskskks
seacheng
Shoot, kids are here
We gotta keep this pda from now
animetrash
Wasn't this something you said yesterday while riding-
seacheng
YUTA NO
junguwu
Why would he say that in a car?
tytrack
WOW I'M
animetrash
jaehyun
Lucas never explain to Jungwoo all those kinky things PLEASE
chinesebieber
He knows most of them already but ye gotta keep his innocence
Woo, puppies and rainbows!
junguwu
OH YEAH WE SHOULD GO OUT WITH LUWU
animetrash
Don't even remind me of that ugly dog
junguwu
You're ugly, he's cute
seacheng
I gotta agree^
chinesebieber
Woo I'm waiting outside okay?
animetrash
WHAT'S WITH ALL THE BETRAYAL TODAY
seacheng
🙄🙄 I was kidding babe
Come here you panda we still haven't finished the episode
junguwu
Bye guys uwu
tytrack
Woah it's so quiet here suddenly
jaehyun
Welp Yuta and Winwin are watching something, luwoo went to walk their puppy, johnten is probably doing some unholy things by now, and Doyoung and Taeil...
Well let's hope everything went well
I'm not keen on seeing Taeil crying again
tytrack
So it's just us?
jaehyun
I guess
I wish I was with you right now :((
tytrack
Yeah I miss you too Hyunnie
jaehyun
Aww you made me soft boo :( ♡
tytrack
Anything for you
😭💕💕💕
renjunnie
Wow I'm actually gagging
nofunjeno
Same
jaehyun
I thought no one is online-
nanana
HA YOU THOUGHT WRONG
sunshine
WADDUP GRANNIES
oiiiiiii
Haechan no
Hi gays
*guys
Does it even matter
nofunjeno
Woah hiii
tytrack
Where did yall come from so suddenly
jaehyun
My god, my ears already hurt
dolphinchonle
SORRY DAD
jicken
We were playing games but you've been spamming
sunshine
Yeah we came for the tea 🤩🤠
tytrack
Haechan no
nanana
WoaH Mark really is your son-
tytrack
Okay where's your mom to tell you off
kunge
Even if I'd agree to be their mom I wouldn't tell them off
You deserve it
nanana
Besides he's our auntie
nofunjeno
Ew no
dolphinchonle
EEEEWWWW
kunge
:/
renjunnie
Why the sad emoji I ain't calling you auntie
kunge
Ofc, I'm not into kinky shit like Ten and Taeyong
sunshine
E x p o s e d
tytrack
Skksksks I'm not??
jaehyun
....
tytrack
JAEHYUN
hasporninname
Heyo kids
jaehyun
Please tell me the bedsheets are okay
hasporninname
Wdym
JUNG JAEHYUN WE DON'T FUCK EVERY MINUTE OF THE DAY
johoenny
You're pretty clingy tho
hasporninname
Oh does it annoy you? :/
johoenny
Not really don't worry baby
ONLY WHEN YOU JUMP ON ME FFS
tytrack
Did he hit it
johoenny
He did 😷
oiiiiiii
Since when you were so dirty
jaehyun
Since always?
Don't act innocent Markie
sunshine
No he's actually dumb
oiiiiiii
-
sunshine
BUT I LOVE YOU STILL!!!
nanana
Jeno I hope you're not calling me dumb behind my back as Haechan does :/
oiiiiiii
He doesn't, he says that right into my face
sunshine
^
nofunjeno
No, I don't ^^
You're not dumb, just clumsy and it's kyooot
nanana
O W O
renjunnie
I literally hate those kinds of relationships
nanana
No, you're actually softie and pretty awkward yourself
kunge
He also cries and whines a lot
jaehyun
Like a baby- Ten's son indeed
renjunnie
Sometimes I wonder why you even exist
jaehyun
What do you mean??!
Without me, there would be no group chat
I was the one who found Johnny's wallet ;)
nofunjeno
Ooof actually he's right
johoenny
Wow
It feels like an eternity although it has been, what
A year?
hasporninname
o.o
jaehyun
Shit this makes me feel nostalgic
animetrash
Same :0
sunshine
It's been a year since my headaches
oiiiiiii
Don't blame others for that
renjunnie
Your brain is obviously tired of itself lmao
seacheng
Lmao Puta do you remember when we used to hate each other
animetrash
You still do Winko :((((((((
seacheng
That's the worst way to get me to hug you so far
I don't hate you
animetrash
:((((
seacheng
Ugh
COME HERE YOU BIG PHAT BEAR
jicken
uwu
nanana
Where are my parents tho :((((
tytrack
🙄
johoenny
I actually wonder how it went
hasporninname added @taeilsbunny and @ididntagreewithpetnames to BUNCHofWHIPPEDboiS
annoyingrabbit
Oh mamma mia GUYS
jaehyun
Spill it
owltaeil
Doyoung is the worst speaker when it comes to proposing
Literally had to say it three times
annoyingrabbit
And he rejected me 😔
owltaeil
I SAID IN FUTURE YEARS YES
tytrack
??
owltaeil
He's still in school are yall dumb
We have time, like all of you
nanana
Funny, I am already married to Jeno
kunge
WHAT
annoyingrabbit
*sigh*
owltaeil
Stop being sad bunny, we still have plenty of time which we could spend by travelling for example
annoyingrabbit
I'm noting this
owltaeil
🤦🏻♂️
kunge
JAEMIN EXPLAIN
nofunjeno
It isn't real dad
nanana
It isn't? :(
nofunjeno
We have rings but they cost like a dollar
nanana
Yeah but we said we're gonna pretend as if they are real
nofunjeno
Oh whatever
Yes we're married
nanana
^^
sunshine
No wedding?
nofunjeno
There was, you just weren't invited
sunshine
I'd come only for free food anyway
oiiiiiii
Actually no one was there
hasporninname
Only me
jaehyun
Lmao why you
No offence
Wait no
Full offence
hasporninname
-_-
I was the priest
johoenny
Of what religion
You're so unholy even Satan fears you
hasporninname
He's actually my buddy wdym
tytrack
That doesn't even surprise me
renjunnie
Ok I'm actually scared
I'm running away from this family
jaehyun
O.O
hasporninname
Renjun noo :( my son
johoenny
S i g h
We're getting a puppy too
hasporninname
Yeeeee 😍😍😍
jaehyun
Imagine having two hyperactive creatures at home
tytrack
I can already imagine Ten trying to have a conversation with the dog
hasporninname
Jokes on you, I'm already planning that
johoenny
If it's cute I don't mind
sunshine
Be careful tho, the dog could bond with him before you
hasporninname
We bonded a long time ago
oiiiiiii
OKAY THE KINKY SHIT WE'RE OUTTA HERE
annoyingrabbit
Once again I'm not surprised, it's Ten after all
tytrack
^
animetrash
^
hasporninname
CAN YOU STOP THINKING OF ME SO LOW
sunshine
Nah
tytrack
Sorry mate
kunge
It's too late for that
jaehyun
Won't do Tennie
hasporninname
And I still love yall :/
animetrash
That's sad bro
seacheng
Skkskekskske
Okay let's stop this, we all love each other
tytrack
😔✊🏻💖
jaehyun
Ye 🤠💕
hasporninname
kunge
^
nanana
UwU
animetrash
Sicheng where are you?
seacheng
In kitchen
animetrash
OAKSOSK FUCK FUCK GOTTA GO BEFORE HE BURNS DOWN MY KITCHEN AGAIN
jaehyun
Bye lolol
nanana
Aww
nofunjeno
What's 'aww' about that?
nanana
Iss cute
nofunjeno
Ok..ay
sunshine
Oof kids, we still have things to do
jicken
*games to play
dolphinchonle
^intellectual
sunshine
^whipped
nanana
Yeah bye for now
renjunnie
What a kid
All of them
johoenny
I bet you call Kun daddy
hasporninname
Sjskkskeke NO HE DOESN'T
kunge
Ten don't
hasporninname
He calls him Kun-GE
kunge
🤦🏻♂️
renjunnie
Well yes
Kun-ge stop pretending like I don't
hasporninname
WHEEZE
Yeah Kun
GE
johoenny
Ten calm tf down
jaehyun
He doesn't have that word in his dictionary
annoyingrabbit
Does he even have any dictionary
tytrack
🙊🙊🙊🙊
johoenny
Okay we're getting a puppy
Like right now at this moment
Before Ten can turn into a werewolf and bite your dumb head off
annoyingrabbit
geurae Wolf naega Wolf
awoo
owltaeil
DOYOUNG
annoyingrabbit
:((( I'm sorrey
tytrack
Ummm Jaehyun if I make it I will be at yours in ten minutes
jaehyun
Aww, sure I'll be waiting!
tytrack
Bye for now yall
annoyingrabbit
We should go too, we're going to the cinema today
owltaeil
Yay Endgame 🤙🏻 can't wait for Iron-man to save everyone
annoyingrabbit
We all know it will be Captain America and her buddy Black Widow 😌
jaehyun
😥😥
Have fun :-))))
annoyingrabbit
≖.≖
owltaeil
Anyway bye~~
jaehyun
What bye you monkey
We're all seeing each other tomorrow anyway so
Text you later ;)
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