I feel like I have to add a warning here. This chapter will have some drunk thoughts/elements (again oof) and maybe disgusting things that come with it. Don't take this chapter seriously please, alcohol can be bad!
Ye so enjoy ^^
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nanalfred
HAPPY NEW YEAAAAR
junguwu
YEEEES
notcoolkun
I wish you all the best in the new year
dolphinchonle
OMG YESTERDAY AND THE DAY BEFORE YESTERDAY WAS SO FUN HAHAHA
notcoolkun
Please tell me you didn't drink anything
lonelyassrenjun
Noo lmao he got drunk on apple juice
junguwu
What
How
pwarkjiji
We told him it's alcohol and he believed that
dolphinchonle
I hate u
pwarkjiji
No you don't
dolphinchonle
I hate Renjun and the others
notcoolkun
Who are the others?
dolphinchonle
My God stop being so worried mom
We spent new year's eve with Haechan, Mark, Jeno and Jaemin
They also called this guy who apparently lives next door
I forgot his name lol
lonelyassrenjun
Yangyang
pwarkjiji
Don't forget when we found Chenle kissing Jaemin's Christmas tree
Right after midnight when Mark was kissing Haechan, Jeno was kissing Jaemin and Renjun was trying to get drunk on some Vodka we found
notcoolkun
Renjun what the fuck
Who bought you Vodka?! Where the hell did you even find it???
sassass
They stole it from your apartment
lonelyassrenjun
I will cut off your ding dongHYUCK
sichengg
Oh no they actually came and asked me where it is and I gave them those chips too
notcoolkun
WHAT
SI fucking CHENG
sichengg
Oh come onnnn we had lots of alcohol for ourselves
notcoolkun
Kids alcohol is bad
sichengg
When Ten will be able to even breathe I'll show you the video he recorded
While you were dancing on the table screaming I SEE THE V I SEE THE V I FEEL THE V WAYV IN THE HOUSE
I was literally scared of you for a second
junguwu
Till now no one knows who's V
nofunjeno
Taehyung? Bts?
sichengg
Nope I just think he was too drunk
But like Ten and Taeyong ooof
They wouldn't recognize their own mother standing in front of them, hell they couldn't even tell if they're standing horizontally or vertically
sassass
What's with them atm
Like my Mark is still sleeping, my poor baby was tired
lonelyassrenjun
mY mArK, bAbY
sassass
DATE HIM SOEMONE FOR FUCKS SAKE
nanalfred
Welp it's 2019 already and so many progress happened last year
So I'm still waiting for last alone people to find someone finally..
lonelyassrenjun
:(
sassass
Delete that you scunty bunty looking shithead or I will blade your eyes out and make you eat them while I will be drowning your stupid ugly face in my washbasin
sichengg
Oof boy snapped
nofunjeno
Calm down or I will wake up Mark to do it jeeez
notcoolkun
Wait Renjun aren't you with Sicheng?
lonelyassrenjun
Naah I said it from fun anyway
But let's say someone 'recommended' me to break up with him
notcoolkun
Oh my God @youtaa what did you do to him
animetrash
Nothing
sichengg
Honestly he's dumb
animetrash
:/
owltaeil
He's been confessing to Sicheng since 27th?
"confessing"
Rather annoying him to that point that Sicheng once threw bread at him through the whole kitchen and hit him in his face
notcoolkun
Ooh yes but Sicheng kept rejecting him because
"I'm not ready for relationship yet"
owltaeil
"I'm not ready to loose my V card yet"
sichengg
I'll kill you
animetrash
Lmao we don't have to do.. Stuff
owltaeil
Or Sicheng is scared of himself, that he won't be able to handle himself? ≖‿≖
He still thinks he's top doesn't he
sichengg
Eat a shit and leave me alone Tail
pwarkjiji
What's V card
nanalfred
Nothing important bby
lonelyassrenjun
Okay but everytime I read your name I see anal
*read
nofunjeno
L m a o " s e e a n a l"
nanalfred
Pervert
sassass
Is that the thing that has been on your mind these days?
Hopeless
lonelyassrenjun
Fuck you
sassass
No thank you
nofunjeno changed nanalfred's name to minmin
minmin
Uwuu ily
nofunjeno
^-^ ily2
lonelyassrenjun
ISTG
WHO'S ALONE
owltaeil
Doyoung isn't that bad take him
sicheng
He's just right for Taeil
Renjun, baby no don't do that to yourself
lonelyassrenjun
Right
And Taeil is old for me
Who's here..
Oh no
Nonono
Ew
minmin
??
sichengg
Oh right
@iseev
junguwu
What does V meannnn
notcoolkun
What do you want
Hell nO
sassass
Oh ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
lonelyassrenjun
Noooo
sichengg
Ok but tbh why not
Kun isn't THAT bad
Better than Yuta and Doyoung at least
Taeil is really too old, he could be your father
owltaeil
We're 6 years apart what
sichengg
AnyWAY
It isn't that bad
notcoolkun
He's literally 4 years old
No
I feel like pedophile just thinking about it
animetrash
minmin
What since a day ago we all are adults
Except Chenle and my baby Jisung
notcoolkun
My head hurts let's not talk about it rn
notfunjeno
Rip Renjun
sichengg
Fat Kun is wasteeed
minmin
You're not?
sichengg
Jungwoo and I believe in this saying 'how you greet new year's eve is how you spend the whole year'
And honestly seeing Jaehyun being already drunk when getting into their apartment was enough
I think Taeil actually didn't drink at all or maybe only one glass
owltaeil
It was fun seeing yall drunk
animetrash
It was fun until Doyoung puked
owltaeil
Don't even start with that
NOBODY PAYED ATTENTION AND I HAD TO HELP HIM
sichengg
I did but I was laughing at him trying to get up like seven times and slipping on it every time
Yeah it's disgusting I'll stop
But LMAOOOO
animetrash
Wow he kissed the floor more times that he has kissed living people
Because seven times is still more than zero
owltaeil
It wasn't funny because I had to take him to bathroom and he kept saying I look like his grandma's dog while singing Mine by Bazzi
He has nice voice but not while being drunk, I think I went deaf
sassass
You haven't experienced drunk Chenle
*Chenle thinking he's drunk
dolphinchonle
animetrash
Wait he talked about his grandma's dog?
owltaeil
Yes why
nofunjeno
Ooooh
And singing Mine meanwhile?
OOOHH
sassass
???
animetrash
I remember him saying once that when he was younger he wanted to marry his dog because he loved him so much
But like in the normal way you weirdos
sichengg
Interesting that you're the one saying it
minmin
WAIT WAIT
WHAT IF HE SAID THAT BECAUSE HE WANTS TO MARRY TAEIL
ʰᵉʰᵉʰᵉʰᵉ
owltaeil
🤦🏻♂️
minmin
TAEIL HE LITERALLY SANG
M i n e
owltaeil
Stop it I'm still with him by the way
Like in the bathroom because he hasn't wake up yet
minmin
Uwu you must care about him to wait for him
owltaeil
Jesus Christ JAEMIN STOP
Can't I be good person? I felt sorry for him
minmin
:(
nofunjeno
And what's with the others
sichengg
Oh yes
This is going to be interesting
Jungwoo don't you want to do it? I'll expose maybe too much
junguwu
What makes you think I won't expose them
sassass
Ohohooo
junguwu
Honestly I don't know where Jaehyun and Taeyong are but I don't even want to know
Lucas and I are home since 4am when I dragged him here
He's sleeping like baby uwu
minmin
Uwu relationships goals
sichengg
I know where Jaehyun and Taeyong are because that's why I spent night in Kun's and Yuta's room
owltaeil
So should I be relieved I spent the night (morning actually) in bathroom with Doyoung?
sichengg
YES one hundred fucking percent
junguwu
Like they all weren't that drunk in 2018 but twenty minutes after midnight someone pulled out all drinks we could find
That's when it went down
minmin
What about Ten-hyung?
animetrash
Lmao we don't know because Johnny took him home really soon
notcoolkun
I'm not suprised, that boy drank like there's no tomorrow
It was like monsoon
lonelyassrenjun
He was thirsty ;)
sassass
Ughh why didn't we celebrate the new year's eve together? We only had that dinner on 30th
It looks like it was so fun
notcoolkun
I'm happy and relieved you didn't come
I dare you to even think about it!
minmin
Thanks mom
lonelyassrenjun
Yeah thanks mom
notcoolkun
Guyys I'm not mom
sichengg
Oh yes
Renjun you should call him daddy then, starting today
junguwu
How you greet new year's eve is how you spend the whole year isn't it
lonelyassrenjun left the group
notcoolkun
That wasn't cool at all
sassass
VERY COOL
nofunjeno
👏🏻👏🏻
animetrash
Get out 9 yrs olds
sassass
Okay daddy
animetrash left the group
sichengg
I choked
notcoolkun
Didn't it make you jealous? :)
sichengg
Maybe
minmin
O.O
owltaeil
JESUS DOYOUNG JUST WOKE UP AND PUKED ON ME
sichengg
If that makes you closer why not
owltaeil
I HATE YOU
AND COME HERE YOU SHIT TO HELP ME
sichengg
Geez
hasporninname
Lmao yesterday was so fun
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Happy new year bubs, I hope you all are healthy and spending the new year with people you love ^^ I wish you only the best! 💘
I want to thank you for all your support in 2018, all your comments and votes which genuinely made – and still makes me so happy :')
AND NCT VISION– WAYV! I'M SO HYPED AAAAAA TEN WHAT THE HELL ISTG he isn't active for a while and then he comes out of the basement looking like FCKING GOD– Sm were too scared to have him in fixed unit and I can see why :') also Winwin and Kun omG and Lucas wtf and Sm rookies I'm crying I CAN'T WAITT