Me: Hey everyone just wanted to say happy new year to you guys. 2018 was the best.
Goku: uh author it's not 12 yet.
Me: I know but it soon will. Ok guys what are your new year resolutions?
My new year resolution is to try and improve my writing skills.
Goku: well my new year resolution is to be stronger than I already am.
Vegeta: mine is to make sure I surpass you
Neptune: well my new year resolution is to finally take my role as a goddess seriously.
Me: You really mean it?, if histoire was here I think she'd faint upon hearing this.
Neptune: Just kidding..my resolution is just to take video games to the next level. I think I'll start using a PS4.
Vert: I think Xbox one is better.
Neptune: How dare you compare PS4 to Xbox one?!
Vert: Xbox one is one of the best selling consoles out there.
Neptune: Yeah but the PS4 has better graphics.
Vert: When it comes to premium versions Xbox one has the upper hand.
Me: Enough! We're talking about new year resolutions here not a console debate.
Noire: well my new year resolution is to make new friends.
Neptune: eh? Loner's finally going to make friend?
Neptune: Shut it Neptune.
Blanc: Mines to improve my writing skills as an author of my books.
Me: Hey isn't that the same as mine?
Lord ainz: My new year resolution is to spread my name so everyone will know my power.
Me: ok?
Cocytus: My new year resolution is to serve lord Ainz even better.
Mare/ Aura: Same thing.
Albedo: Mine is to try and control my desires a bit.
Lord Ainz: *mumbles* wish you said completely.
Albedo: Did you say something my lord?
Lord Ainz: huh? Oh nothing
Shalltear: My new year resolution is to kill people in a less gruesome way.
Frieza: Mine is to surpass my nemesis and be able to kill him.
Me: As expected from you.
Gohan: mine is to spend more time with my family.
Android 17: well my new year resolution is to improve upon my job as a park ranger.
Krillin: well I don't really have a new year resolution.
Android 18: Same here.
Master Roshi: well mine is to try and control my desires.
Goku: Wow.....
Me: hmm
Piccolo: mine is to try and be a better teacher.
Goku: Don't you mean babysitter?
Everyone: *laughing*
Piccolo: hey!
Beerus: To try and get the chance to eat the food I've been craving to get pudding.
Neptune: Why don't you eat cat food or something?
Beerus: *grabs Neptune by collar* You may have tried it but I haven't, I don't even know how it taste like, how does it smell like?, what about its texture? Is it soft?, fluffy?
Neptune: You seriously haven't tried pudding? That's almost like my main diet.
Beerus: What?! Why didn't I meet you earlier?!
Neptune: Blame the author for not making a crossover between Dbz and hyperdimension Neptunia.
Me: Hey!
Whis: I don't have any new year resolution at the moment.
Me: Alright. Ok guys what are your new years resolution? Anyway if you have any dare you can post it here.