SLIGHTLY RATCHET RANTS-NO BS!

By Eve_Farr

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Things that bother me and possibly bother you also. Read at your own risk! This is me Complaining at full sp... More

Rant. 0 (Don't be mad if you don't like my rants!)
Rant. 1 (Fast Food)
Rant. 2 (Shut it)
Rant. 3 (Smoking)
Rant. 4 (A-holes)
Rant. 5 (Thanksgiving)
Rant. 6 (Updating)
Rant. 7 (Morals)
Rant. 8 (Sex)
Rant. 9 (More a-holes)
Rant.10 (Xbox)
Rant.11 (F x mas)
Rant.12 (F xmas 2)
Rant.13 (People that don't tell you how they really feel)
Rant.14 (Announcing this)
Rant.15 (You're a kid because you write)
Rant.16 (You Mother suka) Please read
Rant.17 (Selfish users on here)
Rant.18 (Silent readers)
Rant.19 (Duck Dynasty again) Are you a racist?(Yes you the one reading)
Rant.20 (Obsessive Phone calls)
Rant. 21 (Fake updates)
Rant.22 (Fame)
Rant.23 (V-Day Sucks)
Rant.24 (Gossip)
Rant.25 (Last Updated)
Rant.26 (Hospitals)
Rant. 27 (Mutha F'rs)
Rant.28 (Fake ass Friends)
Rant. 29 (People's bs)
Rant. 30 (Returning Phone calls)
Rant. 31 (Again withFries)
Rant. 32 (No F'n Support)
Rant. 33 (Harassment)
Rant. 34 (Flies)
Rant. 36 (Defensive ass people)
Rant.38(DEALING WITH A ADDICT?)
Rant. 39 (Long Distance Love)

Rant. 37 (Stupid Commercials)

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By Eve_Farr

I hate commercials.  I really do!  I try to record everything so that i don't have to watch them. Some of them are just fucking depressing!  Not as depressing as those little paid programs about helping animals or people overseas.

Anyway.  This one commercial.. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.

This stupid fucking marker commercial.  Laughs harder. Gawd I know it's so.. ha ha ha fucking dumb but I can't help it!

They have a fucking blueberry sitting on a chair and it goes something like this

"Have you ever wondered how Mr.Marker smells so good?"

Rofl!  The damn blueberry farts!

Pahaaaaaaaaaaaaa and its (fart) is sucked up into a tube and it just slides around until it falls down into a scented marker.

Giggles but... it was the little fart noise that got me.  Like Buuuuuuuuuuuureeeeeeeeeeeep. I actually looked at my cat like ew!  You nasty little fucker.

LoL.  Only recently I saw the commercial again and realized that it was the fruit that farted. Why this amuses me? Hell if I know!

-Eve-

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