Taylor:
T: PEEEEEEEEENIS!
You: Wtf?
T: VAAAAAAAAGINA!
You: Taylor are you drunk again?
T: How aboit u com over n find out...u can make lil tay tay very happy ;)
You: Go to bed Taylor. I'll call you in the morning. And try not to drunk text anyone else you dumbass.
Cameron:
C: I'M IN ME MUMS CARRRRRRRR
You: .........
C: BROOM BROOM
You: ........
Cam: You WEre SUPPOSED TO SAY GET OUT ME CARRRR
You: Somebody's drunk
Cam: AWWWWWWWE
You: Goodnight Cam, be careful. Make sure Nash takes care of you.
Shawn:
S: OHMYgoodNESSSSSSS
You: Everything okay?
S: I JUSt MET Harrie POTter
You: ?????????
You: Go to bed, Shawn. I'll bring you muffins in the morning. Maybe that'll help with the massive hangover you're gonna have.
Matt:
M: LARRY COME BACK!
You: Dude, I'm not Larry. I'm your girlfriend.
M: WHAT DID YIO DO TO HIMM! NOOOOOOOOIOOOOOIOO
You: Matt are you drunk?
M: WAHT OF COURSR NIT! I JUst miss laryy so much- I want him to vome back
You: Go home and get some rest, you loser. And Larry is just a duck, not a real person.
M: HOW DARE YOU! IM NEVER TEXTING YOU EVR AGSUN!
Carter:
C: CARTAH DONT DO DAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: What?
C: CARTAH STOP!!!
You: Are you drunk?
C: BABY I JUST WANT TO PUT YOUR PANTIES TO THE SIDE
IM A MAKE YOU FEEL ALEIGHT
You: Get you drunk ass over to my place and maybe you can...
C: WELL DAMN
Aaron:
A: OhfHMuYGOsh
You: lol what?
A: I JUST MET MATChew eESpiNOSAA
You: Are you drunk???
A: I tink the REal QuesTION is R yu DRunk
You: Dont drink anymore, I'm coming to get you.
A: Who IS DiS?
JackG:
J: call me DADDY
You: hahahaha Jack are you okay?
J: I want to be yoyr DADDY
You: not in a million years
J: :''''( PLEEEEEEEEEEASE
You: Are you drunk?
J: am I your DADDY yet
You: No
J: then no I'm not drunk
Nash:
N: u lok so sexi in that red dress over ther
You: What are you talking about, babe? I'm at home.
N: no i can c u over ther shaking those hips and fliping tht blond hiar of urs
You: Are you drunk? I'm a brunette.
N: maube just a little bit
You: Why don't you get a cab home so I can sober you up.
N: can we frickle fracjle after
You: We will see about that, Grier
JackJ:
J: Is there a magnet in your pants?
You: Um no, why?
J: 'Cause I'm attracted to your buns of steel
You: Are you drunk?
J: I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
You: I'm coming to get you, Jack. Maybe when we get home you can see those buns of steel ;)
J: Can we hang like the string from a tampax too?
You: We'll see
J: Yayayayay
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