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420 GUCCI GANG BLAZE IT
[ sofia - sof
chris e. - owner of my ass
sebastian - sebbie
anthony - cute bully
elizabeth - lizzie
tom holland - tommy boy
paul - rudders
scarlett - scarjo
robert - king
chadwick - cHaDwIcK
mark - markie
tom hiddleston - hot ass mofo
jeremy - jer-bear
chris h. - hemsworthy ]
CUTE BULLY
who changed the group chat name
JER-BEAR
who do you think
CUTE BULLY
sofia you bitch
SOF
urs sucked
SOF
you put the group chat name as "marvel"
SOF
THAT IS WAY TOO NORMAL NOT ON MY FUCKING WATCH
cHaDwIcK
...
cHaDwIcK
anyways
SOF
fuck u cHaDwIcK
cHaDwIcK
i'm gonna get bullied about my name everytime i'm here right?
SOF
u would be correct
LIZZIE
GUYS
LIZZIE
I MADE CHICKEN ALFREDO
LIZZIE
SOF
DUDE
SOF
u cant just send me pics of food if ur not gonna give it to me
TOMMY BOY
exactly 😡😡😡
LIZZIE
come over duh
LIZZIE
you live in ny right?
SOF
wait u live there too?
LIZZIE
yep
LIZZIE
come over !
TOMMY BOY
guess i won't be eating anything smfh
SOF
loser 👩🦲
TOMMY BOY
ok so fuck you 😎
SOF
u know what
SOF
swear words r illegal now. if u say one u'll be fined
OWNER OF MY ASS
heck
SOF
ur on thin fucking ice
SOF
oh no
SCARJO
pay up
SOF
uh
SOF
gotta camila
DIVA
i cant keep up with all this slang i thought it was gotta zayn?
SOF
there's multiple grandpa
DIVA
damn it i really am getting old
SOF
let bob ross caress ur happy little struggles away
DIVA
you're right. i'm gonna go watch some bob ross
LIZZIE
im forcing you to bring some alcohol on your way i forgot to stock up
SOF
alcohol in exchange for chicken alfredo?
SOF
well slam me in my tender butthole sir uve got urself a deal
SEBBIE
i
SEBBIE
bye
OWNER OF MY ASS
you know what?
OWNER OF MY ASS
immortality isn't all that
OWNER OF MY ASS
it'd be awful cuz everyone you know would die before you and you'd just be left alone for the rest of eternity
CUTE BULLY
this mfs so random
SOF
i don't see the problem
OWNER OF MY ASS
...
OWNER OF MY ASS
anways
SOF
u and chad istg 😡😡😡
SOF
open up thottie i'm on ur porch
SCARJO
love how they started talking like a week ago and they're already best friends
HOT ASS MOFO
it was meant to be
SEBBIE
exactly
SEBBIE
step up your game christopher
OWNER OF MY ASS
maybe things would've been easier if i lived CLOSER TO HER
SOF
y'all i'm still here
SOF
but go on i wanna see how this plays out
OWNER OF MY ASS
nvm i'm gonna go sleep because i'm a good child
SOF
what's it like getting 8 hours of sleep every night
OWNER OF MY ASS
extremely refreshing
OWNER OF MY ASS
you should try it sometime
SOF
no 😍
SOF
goodnight chrissy :)
OWNER OF MY ASS
goodnight sof :)
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most the shit that's in this book is from tumblr btw 🧎♀️🏌️♀️
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