Friend: Drinking water makes me feel like I'm sucking a dick.
Me: You just ruined that for me forever.
Friend: What, sucking penis?
This is just getting ridiculous. // I'm going to make some changes to how these books are structured so we do... More
Friend: Drinking water makes me feel like I'm sucking a dick.
Me: You just ruined that for me forever.
Friend: What, sucking penis?