Hellloooooo, my apologies if you asked a question that was not included. I kept updating this particular chapter when I continued receiving the questions but at some point I needed to get this out.
Thank you, for your questions. I was troubled trying to answer some of them lol.
Enough chatter, let's get started.
[Warning; this might be the cringest Q&A format ever.]
It's your host, with the most, Kai Coachman!
Kai: *peeks in* is this the part where I run in and slap the audiences hands?
Author: *face palms* can you do anything right?
Kai: I got your readers to fall in love with me, I sure as hell did that right.
Killian: *annoyed* are we answering questions again?
Finnick: I like answering questions!
Kai: you like everything, Bolt.
Finnick: everything except you.
May: oooooo BURN. I taught him that.
Finnick: *sad* that was mean. I'm sorry Kai.
Declan: wimp.
Vera: *slaps the back of Declan's head* that's our Luna you're insulting you roach.
Author: can we please get back on track.
Chris: this feels like a family reunion. I want in on this.
Declan: no one asked you questions, loser.
Kai: lets get back on track guys.
Author: thank you!
Kai: okay lets do my introduction.
*walks in with confidence, shows his middle finger to everyone before sitting in his host chair*
Kai: I'm your host—
Author: I've already said that, idiot.
Kai: ...Oh.
Author: yeah oh, pay attention next time.
Kai: pAy AtTeNtIoN nExT tImE.
Author: *irritated* Kai!
Kai: hey lovely individuals around the world, it's Spill The Tea time with Kai.
*cheesy talk show music plays in the background*
Declan: *snickers* who even chose this music.
Finnick; *covers his face with guilty embarrassment*
Declan: figures.
Killian: *holds Finnick to him* fuck off.
Kai: first question is for the author. *cue eye roll* it reads: do you add a bit of your personality into the characters you write or are they based purely off of imagination?
Author: I think I spoke about this in a previous Q&A but basically I do include my personality in a lot of my characters. I believe Finnick, Kai, May, Vera, Killian, Elliot and Declan all capture different aspects of my personality. Finnick depicts my more socially awkward and reserved nature, Kai shows my inner personality that comes to life around close friends or family, May is my fangirl side, Vera is my woman power side, Killian represents my violent side (I tend to hit the people I love, not extremely hard though lol), Declan shows my indifferent but loving behind the scenes side and Elliot displays my momentary naive and innocent moments.
Kai: *asleep*
Finnick: *throws a paper ball at Kai*
Kai: *jolts awake dazed* ah, wow, amazing answer. Five out of five.
Author: *glares*
Kai: this next question goes to the author...again. It reads: where do you find your gifs?
Author: So many people ask this continuously. I get them from Pinterest. I never knew you guys would like them so much.
Finnick: they're adorable.
Killian: like you.
Finnick: *blushes*
Declan: stop being so cutesy and lovey, this is our story.
Author: then you guys act cutesy, the audience would love to see that.
Kai: Declan doesn't know the definition of romantic and cutesy.
Declan: you doubting me, cub?
Kai: yes, heavily.
Declan: *swoops Kai in his arms and twirls him before tripping on a stage wire and dropping Kai but saving himself*
Vera: romance factor of a squirrel.
Kai: *glares at Declan and sits back in his seat* the next question is for the author, no surprise, and it is: how do you find the names for your characters and are your characters inspired from real life?
Author: so the character inspiration question was already answered. I get the names for my characters from my brain and Pinterest usually helps too.
Kai: *looking over the questions* are all these for you?? When am I going to shine?
Declan: you shine everyday when you enter a room.
Kai: *hides his face* you're cheesy.
Declan: *smirks* you like it.
Kai: *coughs* The next question asks: how long does it take for you to write one chapter?
Author: it takes me maybe two hours or so depending on if I'm spontaneously writing a chapter or if it's a chapter I've planned thoroughly. Most chapters are spontaneous.
Declan: *muttering* that explains a lot.
Author: I will delete you from existence.
Declan: the audience would kill you.
Author: ...Kai proceed.
Kai: this question reads: how exactly do you think it is okay to do anything else but writing, when I am sitting here everyday basically dying for the next chapter to be published?
Author: I'm SORRY. I have gotten busy lately doing one thing or another but I have been pre writing chapters so I can edit them and get them out there <3
Kai: the next question is for me! This is the moment I've been waiting for.
*confetti falls from the ceiling*
Killian: dramatic as fuck.
Declan: wonderfully dramatic. *winks at Kai*
Kai: *blushes*
Killian: *rolls eyes*
Declan: now you know how it feels!
Killian: you've been planning to do this haven't you.
Declan: ...maybe.
Author: childish. Kai read the question.
Kai: did you just call my mate childish.
Declan: *surprised*
Finnick: did...did Kai just take ownership of the mate bond and claim Declan as his or am I hearing things??
Killian: nope that really happened.
Finnick: *fanboys with Vera and May*
Kai: *embarrssed* t-the question is; how, after two years, is Kai only now accepting him (Declan)?
Declan: I'm missing something, he's accepting me???
May: you're excitement is showing sweetie.
Vera; no surprise, Kai treated Declan like he was an STD.
May: *snickering* he'd most likely have one if he were human given his past.
Bryn: *sticks her head in the room, sniffing* is that hot tea I smell.
May: yes and it's burning hot.
Kai; you girls aren't even relevant.
Vera: kinda like your opinion on the matter.
May: we may be secondary characters but we're necessary and important, just like how important it is that you're accepting him!!
Bryn; this is so exciting!
Kai: ... to answer the question, it didn't even feel like 2 years. The author majorly time skipped.
Author: it had to be done.
Declan: just know I was close to fucking him within those two years. My dick almost fell off from how deprived I was.
Kai: deprived?!! We did something sexual every week. I'm sister shook, you've tainted me Stone.
Declan: you'll know the definition of tainted when I have my way with you.
Kai: *heavily blushing* o-okay you know what, let's go back to the basic Q&A format, I can't do this.
Ma: so you a quitter now. Mama didn't raise a quitter.
Kai: ma why are you here?!
Ma: that isn't important. I don't wanna hear this quitting nonsense. Coachmans' don't quit.
Kai: *exasperated sigh* okay, fine.
Ma: good. My fridge is broken and I need your he—
Kai: this next question is for Finnick and it asks: why is Finnick so adorable?!!!
Finnick: *puffs out his chest* I'm not adorable, I'm manly.
Kai: *pinches his cheeks* awww, look at the baby.
Finnick: *pouts* I'm manly! Killian tell them.
Killian: *pecks his nose* your too cute to be manly, Pup.
Finnick: why did you make me like this author!
Author: I did it with love.
Finnick: *grumbles* I could be manly if I wanted to be.
Declan: that's a nice dream.
Kai: this next question is for me, what a blessing, it reads: Does Kai already know he can have kids? If not when will he find out?
Finnick: he can have kids??? He's a guy, I am confusion. Author explain!
Kai; I didn't know that either. I want 10 kids.
Author: it isn't written in my plans for there to be any mpreg so Kai bearing children isn't factual.
Kai: you ruin EVERYTHING.
Declan: I don't even want kids, they're loud and annoying.
Kai: but I want kids.
Declan: but I—
Kai: I want kids.
Declan: kids it is.
Killian: whipped.
Declan: like you can talk. Look at your hands, is that nail polish on your fingers?
Killian: *hides his hands and mutters* Pup wanted to do it.
Author: annnnd the most whipped award goes to....
Kai: *drum rolls dramatically*
Author: it's a tie between Declan and Killian!
Killian: I will demolish you.
Kai: not with that pink nail polish on your fingers, princess.
Killian: *ready to maul Kai*
Author: and that's enough, next question.
Kai: the next question is: can you tell us why Kai doesn't want to be called his full name?
Author: that has been revealed already.
Kai; I'm pretty sure I made everyone cry.
Killian: your exaggerating.
*in the corner Finnick, May, Vera, Bryn and Chris are in tears. *
Kai: *cocky* who's exaggerating?
Killian: ....Declan are you crying too?
Declan: no..I'm sweating from my eyes.
Author: nobody believes that.
Kai: the next question asks: can you make a book having all of them in it?
Finnick: that would be cool!
Vera: maybe I can have my own story.
May: we're secondary characters, nobody cares about us.
Elliot: that's so depressing.
Author: that's not true, they love you all too. To answer the question though, I don't know how much time I'd have time to do that and my creative juices are flowing so I have another story idea instead but time is an issue at the moment.
Kai: in this second half, we'll return to the basic Q&A format, this doesn't count as quitting.
Declan: then what does it count as?
Kai: taking a break and never coming back. It's an extended break, you see.
Declan: aka quitting.
Kai: *glaring* it's not quitting.
May: actually I think it is.
Elliot; Google seems to say this is quitting.
Chris: so he's basically a quitter.
Marcus: *looking at Declan suggestively* you know what they say, quitters are also spitters.
Kai: *irritated* literally NO ONE says that.
Bryn: *singing* denial~
Kai: I want the author to get rid of all of you, you're dead to me.
Finnick: *raises his hand* me too?
Kai: not you, Bolt. I actually like you, the rest of you can step on legos for the rest of your life.
Author: moving on..
Q: why are Finnick and Kai best friend goals?
Kai: because we're literally Batman and Robin, pizza and pineapples, chocolate and fruit. The best combinations out there.
Finnick: I don't like pizza and pineapple.
Kai: *shook* we cant be friends anymore.
Finnick: *pouting* r-really?
Killian: you made Pup sad, you must want your face smashed in *rolls up sleeves*
Declan: if you lay a hand on my mate we're about to fight.
May: *munching on popcorn* now this is what I signed up for.
Q: How tall are the characters?
Author: their height was mentioned before but I suppose they grew a bit.
Kai: I'm 5'9 and a half now.
Finnick: I'm still 5'7.
Declan: I'm 6'2 as of now.
Killian: I'm now 6'4.
Q: does Finnick have a dark secret that not even his parents know of?
Author: that would be interesting.
Kai: why are the questions for Finnick? This is my story you know.
May: they still love Finnick, leave 'em alone.
Kai: stuff jellybeans up your ass.
May: I'd rather stuff—
Declan: woah there, TMI.
May: so you guys can leave sexual jokes but I can't?
Killian: yes, exactly.
May: why.
Kai: they come for homo not hetero so gtfo.
Finnick: are you proud of your rhyme?
Kai: *smiling brightly* yes, yes I am.
Author: but the answer is no, as of the story plans drawn up, he doesn't have one.
Q: can you do more books on them?
Author: I assume you mean Finnick and Killian and so the answer to that, which I've said before, is nada.
Finnick: but there is so much more about me that they don't know.
Declan: like what?
Finnick: like I can play the recorder.
Killian: that's so impressive.
Kai: ...so you're lying to him now?
Killian: *glaring* shut up.
Author: anyways, there isn't much more to them, plot wise. There story has been told and the rest is open ended.
Q; when do you update and can you start doing long chapters again?
Author: so I don't have a set updating date and whenever I try to set one I'm always late so I just don't have one. I try to make it once a week or more depending on what's going on within my life. As for the long chapters, here's an equation; long chapters = longer time. It'll take me more time and I'm sure I'm not the only who hates having to wait two weeks for one update. Besides that, I don't really like my chapters surpassing more than 3,500 words and I love cliffhangers. Some chapters may be longer than others though but I apologize for the lack of length in my chapters, I get finger cramps and I like to sit down and write a whole chapter at once rather than breaking it into multiple days.
Q: why is Blake alive?
Kai: oooo I like this question, I wonder the same thing.
Author: she's important to the story.
Kai: hardly.
Finnick: Blake is nice, she gave me a cookie once.
Kai: she's also a man stealing hoe.
Killian: they just have a past.
Kai: exactly and that's where she needs to stay; in the past.
Vera: the pettiness is real.
May: right.
Kai: if some girl came up trying to spend "one more night" with Marcus, Finnick or Chris how would you react?
Vera: ...
Killian: ...
May: ...
Kai: that's what I thought.
Q: when Kai and Declan finally mate will Kai get the mind link as well?
Kai: *hopefully glances at author*
Author: I'm still not sure yet.
Kai: I need to have mind link.
Declan: just like how I need to fuck you already.
Kai: that is a want. I'll die without mind link.
Declan: and I'll die without boning you.
Kai: *narrows eyes*
Declan: *innocently smiles*
Author: *mutters* sex addict.
Declan: you made me this way.
Author: dreadfully.
Q: do they like singalong?
Author: I don't know what that is.
Q: are Elijah and Elliot going to get their own story?
Elliot: why would anyone want a story about me? I'm so boring and uninteresting.
Elijah: don't downgrade yourself, Baby boy. You're more interesting than half the cast combined.
Kai: ahem, lets not get ahead of ourselves now. We all know when you search up "interesting" in Google, I pop up.
Declan: and the synonym all includes me.
Killian; you two are too cocky for your own good.
Finnick: I'd love Elliot and Elijah's story!
Author: to answer the question, I'm not sure as of now honestly.
Q: what's the inspiration or meaning behind Declan's nickname for Kai?
Kai: I'm curious too because last time I checked I wasn't a baby bear.
Elliot: What do baby bears have to do with this?
Elijah: baby bears are called cubs but honestly cub could refer to other baby animals sometimes.
Declan: well...it's nothing deep and meaningful like you might think because I'm not a meaningful guy—
Killian: we know.
Declan: —I just thought cub sounded cute and Kai blushes when I say it sometimes so it was a keeper.
Kai: I bet Killian's inspiration for calling Finnick Pup is deeper than that.
Killian: don't drag me into this, this is about Declan.
Q: do Kai and Declan do it before or after the wedding??
Declan: before the wedding.
Author: I never said that and this question isn't for you.
Declan: yes but there's no choice in this, I waited 2 years, my dick will fall off.
Author: that's not possible.
Declan: anything is possible in a book.
Kai: but don't I get a say in this...
Declan: no. #FuckKaiBeforeDeclansDickFallsOff. This is a movement.
Author: *rubbing temple* you're being over dramatic.
Declan: nothing is dramatic about wanting to be another step closer to my soul mate and burying my love inside of him deeply and marking him as mine so we can eternally spend the rest of our lives connecting on a deeper level.
Killian: aka he wants to fuck Kai, mark him so no one touches him and spend the rest of their lives continuing to fuck.
Declan: you ruin everything.
Kai: for a minute there I actually thought he was romantic.
Author: that's hilarious.
Declan: you all will choke on your words, choke on it like Kai will when he sucks my—
Author: NEXT QUESTION.
Q: will Kai get heat?
Author: it is not in my plans for Kai to go through heat.
Declan: he should.
Finnick: he shouldn't. It's sexual torture! I was hard nearly everyday and ugh, it was all pent up inside.
Kai: sounds horrible.
May: which is why you need to go through it.
Declan: I second that.
Chris: I third that.
Marcus: I fourth that.
Bryn: I fifth that.
Kai: you all can die slow painful deaths except for Declan...I need him.
Finnick: awwww.
Q: Will Bryn get a second mate?
Bryn: please author with a cherry on top.
Author: that information is confidential thus far.
Kai: it would be cool if she did but I don't want another new character stealing my lime light.
May: nobody likes you.
Kai: I beg to differ Ms. Secondary Character.
May: *glares*
Author: the audience can help seal Bryn's faith. Should she get a second chance mate? If so male or female? (This does not determine what happens, I just wanna see what you guys think.)
Q: how is Lyn alive? Is she a werewolf?
*this question can not be answered at the moment*
Q: do Lyn and Ailee have any connection to Elijah's pack?
Author: plain and simply, no they do not.
Q: do any of the male characters, who are straight, have any experience with their own sex?
Vera: I wanna know about this *looks at Marcus*
Marcus: ...
May: same, me too *eyes on Chris*
Chris: *embarrassed* I've kissed a guy before.
Vera: *eyes wide* who?!! Why did I not know about this?
Chris: it's not important who it was, it was a drunk mistake.
May: this is huge. I wanna know.
Chris: it's not a big deal, it was just a kiss.
Finnick: I'm curious too.
Kai: same and why the hell is Marcus over there looking sus.
Declan: *knitting his brows together* wait...
Marcus: next question.
May: I still don't know who it is! I need details!
Vera: exactly. I thought we were spilling the tea.
Kai: this is the hottest tea there's ever been.
Declan: I think I know who it is that Chris kissed. I swear it was Chris and—
Chris: NEXT QUESTION PLEASE.
Q: Will you write a sex scene for Elijah and Elliot or time skip and wait till Elliot is of age?
Author: I don't even know if I'll develop Elliot and Elijah fully because if I do then it'd only make sense for them to have there own story. They're already developed slightly but I'm not even thinking about them getting that far yet when I'm thinking more on whether or not to give them a story.
Elijah: I, for one, would love to make love to Elliot and make him mine in more ways than one.
Kai: I swear, aren't you into like that Dom and Sub shit?
Elijah; what gave you that impression?
Elliot: *slips on the floor* ah, I've Mcfallen!
Elijah: *rushes over to take care of Elliot* don't worry baby boy, I've got you.
Kai: that's... what gave me that impression.
Bryn: and the sex toys in his closet.
Elijah: *glaring* shut up, that doesn't prove anything.
Declan: *holding Elijah's pink new vibrator labeled "use on Elliot when he's ready," in his hands* it proves everything.
Elliot: *innocently* what's that for?
Kai: it goes up your a—
Killian; anus. Up your anus to check for disease.
Declan: the amount of bullshit in that sentence is hilarious.
Elijah: *slaps the back of Kai and Declan's head* don't taint Elliot, that's my job.
Kai: *teasing* okay daddy Dom.
Declan: the only person you call daddy is me, got that? *gripping Kai's hair*
Kai: *whimpering* y-yes.
Finnick: *shields eyes*
Killian: *screws up his face*
Marcus: *shields Vera's eyes*
Elliot: *innocently plays with legos*
Elijah: *cringes*
Chris: *points to a door*
May: *starts recording*
Q: how did you come up with this amazing book?
Kai: "amazing" is a stretch but since this book is about me I suppose it is amazing.
Author: I don't know how you became so cocky.
Kai: it's in my genes.
Author: *eye roll* sure it is. First, thank you and second it just came to my mind with inspiration from other places.
Q: Kai, for someone not gay, how come you get off with Declan so much?
Kai: it's not my fault, there's the mate bond. My body can't help but to react.
Declan: even without the mate bond, you'd most likely be gay.
Kai: not true.
Declan: 100% true. Have you seen my body? I'm a buffet, Coachman.
Kai: an expired buffet, Stone.
Author: you'd fall for Declan anyways, it's in your destiny.
Kai: ughhhhhhhhhhh, can someone find me the nearest cliff to jump off of.
Declan: even if you jump, I'll be at the bottom to catch you.
Kai: I'll throw a fork in your eye.
Declan: with my werewolf reflexes? I think not.
Kai: you're insufferable.
Declan: *smirks* but you wouldn't have it any other way now would you?
Kai: *tries to deny it but knows it's true*
Q: What is your life long goal?
Author: this question really touched my heart. Honestly it's to be happy with the people I love around me and to live a fulfilling life doing what I enjoy and not have a large amount of stress. It's to be healthy, happy and successful ultimately.
Q: Declan, how much does Kai mean to you?
Author: another touching question.
Kai: this ought to be good.
May: I'll get a popcorn and tea refill.
Declan: Kai means the world to me. Without him in my life, I don't know what I'd do. He's my light in darkness that I didn't even know was there. He fills in the gap in my life that no one else could fill. Aside from the mate bond, I don't know what I'd do without him. No one compares to him or measures up to him. Without him, there's no reason to live anymore. He's the reason I wake up, the reason I'm breathing and the reason everyday is a good day just so long as I see him smiling.
Killian: *shook*
Vera: *shook*
May: *shook*
All of Wattpad: *shook*
The entire world: *shook*
Kai: *in tears* that was beautiful.
Declan: not as beautiful as you are to me.
Kai: *blushes*
Finnick: I think I broke my uwu button from pressing on it too hard.
Elliot: same.
Q: Declan, have you ever been with another guy or will Kai be your first?
Declan: I can at least say that even though I'm not virgin, Kai will be the first male I've ever been with.
Kai: atleast I'm first in that department.
Declan: you're first in other ways too.
Kai: *doubtful* like?
Declan: you're the first person to ever capture my heart and make me feel like this.
Kai: *blushing in embarrassment* you're so cheesy.
Killian: I really wish the ground would swallow me.
May: you and Finnick are literally the same with your cutesy shit.
Killian: at least I know how to lock a door.
May: *blushing and glaring at Kai* You told others?!!!
Kai: oops It just slipped.
May: I'm gonna just 'slip' a knife into your throat *chases Kai who runs away*
Elliot: friendship goals.
Q: can you spill some tea about your past, Kai? Also, May I hug you? (I aspire to be as sassy as you.)
Kai: Tea has already been spilt sis but yes you may hug me.
Declan: no you cannot hug him.
Kai: yes she or he can.
Declan: what did I say before in the last Q&A?
Kai: *gulps*
Author: it's just a hug.
Declan: these yaoi girls/guys are crazy these days, how do I know they won't rip off your clothes and smell it at night.
Killian: nobody is that weird.
Declan: that's what you think. I'm trying to keep my mate safe.
Killian: you're just possessive.
Declan: don't be hypocritical. The mail man wanted to give Finnick a handshake for helping him out and you growled at him and made the man pee his pants.
Killian; *grumbling* I didn't trust him.
Declan: exactly, so I'm justified.
Killian; whatever.
Q: this is for Killian. Shouldn't you be giving more pack responsibilities to Declan? I mean what is he actually doing with the title of beta when it seems like all he's really been doing is trying to get into Kai's pants?
Kai: PREACH, Can I get a hallelujah!
Declan: *glaring* I am doing pack business. Most of the shit I do is behind the scenes but I do mostly just chase Kai's ass.
Vera: so basically he does nothing.
Chris: not true, he helps with pack training, negotiations and pack control. He does do things behind the scenes as well.
Declan: *slips a fifty into Chris's hand* exactly.
May: you paid him to say that!
Declan: where's the receipt?
Killian: but in honesty, I like handling mostly everything on my own and I give Declan secondary stuff as Beta and Chris the other stuff as Gamma.
Declan: which gives me time to spent time with Kai.
Marcus: the Beta position is also passed down, like other positions, so Declan's parents were past Betas.
Q: Mpreg? When, if not, why?
Author: I've touched base on this question in a previous Q&A in TAAHP. I don't favor mpreg to be honest, but that's just me. I'm still unsure of whether to include it or not because mass majority of you guys want it but nothing is certain. It's a me thing.
Q: Kai, why do you want kids?
Kai: because I want to raise children similarly to the way my biological dad raised me. I was always happy and smiling and it gave me this feeling incomparable to anything else when I was with my dad, mom and sister. I want to have kids to give them the same love and happiness that I was no longer able to receive. Plus me and Declan would make cute ass babies.
Declan: I don't want kids but if it makes Kai happy, I'd give him as many as he wanted.
Kai: so we'll have ten.
Declan: *scratches his neck* well...no that's too much.
Kai: you said as many as I want.
Declan: well—
Kai: as many as I want. Remember that? You said it like 0.4 seconds ago. I even recorded it.
Declan: *runs hand down his face* I'm doomed.
Q: what would you do if you got pregnant, Bolt?
Finnick: I don't want kids and this isn't mpreg so I don't know the likelihood of that but I'd be accepting of it and cherish the baby.
Killian: I really want to have little pups running around.
May: that would be so cute.
Vera: ugh, I know right. Jaylin and Kaylee would love friends.
Kai: my child and Finnick's child would be best friends.
Declan: I'm starting to imagine it and now I'm warming up to the idea.
Author: ...now that I think about it, I'm now debating.
Kai: author we need mpreg!
Killian: I'll be less mean from now on.
Declan: that's bullshit.
Killian: shut up, can't you see I'm trying to get little pups.
Author: I'll think about it.
Q: how many chapters (around) are you planning to do for this book?
Author: I was hoping to accomplish everything that needs to be done within 25 chapters, so around there.
Kai: I need 50 chapters.
Author: ...
Declan: not even 50, 80 chapters is more like it.
Kai: agreed.
*Kai and Declan look expectantly at author*
Author: next..question.
Q: Who, out of any story you've written is your favorite character or characters?
Author: so I've answered this before but I'd say I really like all my characters but I like Kai, Killian and Finnick. For my one shots, I like Wilson, Jae and Ryker.
Kai: of course I'm your favorite, what human doesn't like me.
May: me.
Kai: well of course, I said what human doesn't like me. You're a rat, you don't count.
May: *scowls* you get on my nerves.
Kai: I get on everyone's nerves.
May: *eye roll.*
Q: Declan, if you could take Kai anywhere in the world how would you get him there and where would you take him?
Declan; easy question.
Kai: then answer.
Declan: I'd get him there in my arms and I'd take him to our bedroom to fu—
Kai: are you kidding me.
Declan: okay. I'd take him to Jamaica and take him there by plane.
Kai: *smiling* how'd you know that I wanted to go there?
Declan: you're my mate, it's my job to know, cub.
May: *fangirls* this is what I live for!
Q: Killian, how far would you go to protect Finnick?
Killian: is that even a serious question?
Kai: I mean...they asked so yes.
Killian: I'd go through the galaxy and back if it meant that Pup would be safe.
Finnick; *blushing*
Vera: if you went through the galaxy you'd most likely be dead...but that's none of my business.
Killian: *glaring* who asked for your opinion.
Vera: my mind told me to speak so I spoke, blame my brain.
Killian: *ignores* next question.
Q: Declan, would you ever betray Kai?
Kai: he's already betrayed me.
Declan: When was this?
Kai: when I asked you for a brownie and you gave it to May instead.
Declan: ...that was literally two years ago.
Kai: okay? I'm still petty, what did you expect.
Declan: she threatened to kick me in my prize possessions. She's small but she's evil.
May: you're exaggerating, I wouldn't hurt a fly.
Kai: of course you wouldn't. A fly is no opponent for you, you'd hurt a bear and shit that's bigger than you.
May: *eye roll*
Declan: but to be serious, I would never betray Kai in anyway.
Author: *looks into the future like Raven from Thats So Raven* we'll see about that...
Q: Kai, any tips on how to makes your boyfriend stop annoying you?
Kai: I haven't gotten Declan to stop annoying me so you're on your own.
Declan: I'm not annoying.
Kai: *sneezes* sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.
Declan: *eyeroll* I'm serious.
Kai: I'm ugly...oh wait.
May: if you want your boyfriend to stop annoying you, duck tape his mouth.
Vera: nah, if you want your boyfriend to stop annoying you, threaten his ass.
Finnick: um, both of those seem violent in some type of way. I'd say to tell him calmly leave you alone.
Bryn: I don't have a significant other but that's not how you do it. You gotta yell at them and rough him a bit.
Finnick: *eyes wide* do you people know nothing but violence?!
Kai: we all know you gotta glare at your boyfriend till they shut the fuck up.
Killian: can someone tell why they even asked Kai of all people for advice like this.
Marcus: and why did Vera, May and Kai answer?
Chris: there answers were shit.
Declan: Finnick was the only one with a good answer.
May: *duck tapes Chris's mouth*
Vera: I will leave you sex deprived until Kaylee and Jaylin turn 16.
Kai: *glares at Declan.*
Q: Finnick & Kai: any tips on how to make a handsome lad like Killian and Declan fall for you?
Killian: why the hell do people ask Kai for advice?
Chris: beats me.
Kai: excuse you, I give good advice.
Killian: go ahead then, give tips.
Kai: so I recommend making sure you look bomb as fuck. Everyone can say personality comes first but first is physical attraction no matter what anyone says.
Finnick: What also matters is personality too. You don't want to date a cute guy/girl who ends up being mean and hateful.
Kai: that's true. Find someone who is similar(ish) to you so you can connect better.
Finnick: it does help if you have similar interests.
Kai: and in our case, our mates were dropped at our feet so we didn't have to do much.
Author: I wish it was that easy. We all know all the eligible guys are either gay or fuck boys.
May: *tears in her eyes* the world we live in.
Chris: you're not single, May. You have me and always will.
May: *blushes and smiles*
Author: *snacks on cookies in a corner* must be nice.
Kai: aw don't be sad. There are plenty of rats out there for you!
Author: ...you're not going to be in the next ten chapters.
Kai: WAIT, THATS NOT FAI—
Author: next question.
Q: For Declan and Killian: What would you want your first baby to be? A boy, a girl, twins or triplets?
Killian: I want a baby girl and a boy.
Declan: I don't want kids.
Kai: what did we talk about.
Declan: *groans and grumbles* fine. I want a boy.
Elliot: I'd want a girl if I could have kids.
Elijah: that's perfectly fine with me, baby boy. I'd want a boy.
May: I want fraternal twins.
Marcus: Vera and I already have kids so it's a little too late to answer this.
Kai: why are you people even answering? This question was for Declan and Killian.
Author: nothing wrong with a few comments from secondary characters.
May: yeah! Besides we don't have any questions to answer so we have to butt in every now and then.
Kai: says who.
May: says me, bitch.
Kai: those are fighting words, hoe.
May: let's fight then. *rolling up sleeves*
Finnick: this violence hurts my heart.
Elliot: *pouting* same.
Q: Declan, why are you so crazy hot?
Declan: genetics, that's all there is to say.
Any question that was not answered here was probably already asked or was answered in the Q&A from TAAHP. If you asked a question that was not answered, it's probably in that Q&A so I'll direct you to check there. It's repetitive to answer the same thing over and over again.
When it comes to the question of how many babies Finnick wants or things like that, it can't be answered because this isn't mpreg and I don't know if it'll be mpreg.
With all that said, thank you for everything once again and I apologize if this was boring or not as entertaining as the other Q&A. I wanted to make it great for you all but I feel like I failed.
I also want to shine light on TAAHP being plagiarized by the user XxXtelepathyxXx on a website called archieveofourown.org. A follower of mine brought it to my attention and I wasn't able to see it until now that they copy and pasted my chapters and posted them as if they were theirs. They changed the characters names and even included the little quotes and author notes I include at the end of my chapters.
I'd be a petty bitch and tell you to get on their ass because stealing work that an author worked hard on is a shitty thing to do, but I'm going to be civil and plead for you to report them if my work is still on their page.
Thank you again to @meltedfrosting for bringing this to my attention. Seeing my work taken and people praising them for what they didn't work on really shot bullets into my heart.
I apologize for the slight rant.
~Xoxo, Babybird.