nofunjeno added @morksride to CRACKHEADS
singsangsung
Thanks but no thanks?
nofunjeno
You should thank me for remembering you
singsangsung
Okay dipstick
nofunjeno
Wtf is that word
singsangsung
The fact you don't know makes it even better
nofunjeno
I still have some animes to catch up so bye
singsangsung
Lmao bye weaboo
//35mins later
nanamin
Hey
:((( where are yall
....
Have you ever looked at banana and wondered why did people named it like that?
Why not boooble-dooble as it sounds longer or yellow long apple
Guuuys
Have you ever thought what was your mom thinking while giving you birth?
Was it like Omg I can't wait to see my beautiful precious baby
or FUCK IT HURTS OH SHIT THAT THING BETTER NOT BE UGLY OR I'M ALMOST DYING HERE OVER NOTHING FUCK FUCK
Lmao just imagining it hahahaha
Have you ever been fired from a job?
nofunjeno
Babe it's 10 in the night
nanamin
Hm
Basically noone is here so I'm starting to get these weird questions
nofunjeno
Go to sleep
sassass
Yes stop spamming thanks
nanamin
I'm so worried about Taeil hyung
I hope he's okay
nofunjeno
Me too :/
hasporninname
Let's stop with these sad thoughts
annoyingrabbit
dID YOU FIND HIM?????
sichengg
Boy didn't you say you go sleep early?
nofunjeno
He's lOwKeY worried
annoyingrabbit
Betrayed again smh
hasporninname
No but we found Jaehyun
sassass
Should I go and get myself 3D glasses, I can already tell it's going to be more interesting than Marvel movie
nofunjeno
singsangsung
Is Taeyong okay?
hasporninname
He wasn't there
Actually Jaehyun was alone, tired and looking like shit
Broken-hearted shit
nanamin
Oh no
sassass
nofunjeno
It isn't the right time for memes
sassass
It's always time for memes
They're funny
Actually you should be thankful for my existence because you would die unfunny
nofunjeno
sassass
That's my boy Jeno
nofunjeno
The only one who can call me that is Jaemin
nanamin
💞💖💓💕💟💗💘❣️💝
My boy Jeno
junglewood
This is content I signed for UWU
Btw Taeyong is alive don't worry
johoenny
SPILL IT
chinesebieber
So three hours ago Taeyong called me if he can sleep at my place
He said his apartment smells horrible and he needs to be alone :(
So @lucassboo I'm staying at yours
junglewood
Ksdbsjejsnejrhsbeirh
I mean
okay
annoyingrabbit
What about Taeil tho?
sichengg
Oh he was at Jungwoo's actually
We found him sleeping like baby in one of the beds on second floor
annoyingrabbit
And..?
animetrash
If you are so concerned on knowing what's up with him, you can text HIM not asking us dumb questions about your soon to become boyfriend
annoyingrabbit
I'm not concerned and what tf are you saying
animetrash
Yes and I'm Spanish
chinesebieber
Nakamoto Puta
junglewood
What does that mean?
chinesebieber
Nothing
annoyingrabbit
Well I hope he's not depressed bc of me or something I would actually feel bad for him
hasporninname
You're obviously worried but I didn't say that~
Btw he doesn't remember all of it anyway you dumbass
hasporninname added @taeilbelle to CRACKHEADS
owltaeil
Oh hello
nanamin
Hii are you okay
owltaeil
Yes but hangover is killing me
I'm sorry if I did something yesterday, I don't remember everything :/
Wait I still can scroll
sichengg
Oops
Doyoung sAVE IT
annoyingrabbit
HOW
HAHSBEKDNENE
@taeilbelle
owltaeil
???
annoyingrabbit
Uuuh
so you like trains ?
sassass
🤦♂️
owltaeil
What??
sichengg
*sighs in disappointment*
animetrash
Thomas the train is judging you right now
hasporninname
owltaeil
I mean.. I guess yes?
annoyingrabbit
Great
owltaeil
Good
annoyingrabbit
Hm
owltaeil
...
hasporninname
Where's the 🅱️leach I need the 🅱️leach
sassass
This so awkward even awkwardness is quaking
Meaning Mark is most likely jealous
singsangsung
-.-
All I did was breathe and I'm getting all this disrespect
No cuddles for you for tonight
sassass
Noooo
Ok I'm sorry :(
singsangsung
Not buying it
Unless
sassass
You aren't going to make me call you pet names are YOU cos I'm not doing that
singsangsung
Okay then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Goodnight yall <3
sassass
NO WAIT-
Baby
Markie poo
Love of my life @morksride
Come on my ducky
Sweetheart
Darling
HELP ME YOU DUMB DUCKS
junglewood
Teddy Bear
Baby boo
Nubby Hubby
Pookieschmoo
nofunjeno
Romeo to my Juliette(?)
nanamin
Honeybee
Honey
sichengg
Sugar
hasporninname
Flour
chinesebieber
Egg
johoenny
1/4 butter
hasporninname
Stir
johoenny
Preheat the pan
hasporninname
Pour into the pan when it's ready
johoenny
Voilà
hasporninname
We made pancakes!
chinesebieber
Shit now I'm hungry
nanamin
LMAOOOO 🤠
sassass
THANKS FOR HELPING
junglewood
But I tried... :(
chinesebieber
Great now you made him sad
sassass
I'm sorry Jungwoo I was talking about those other idiots
singsangsung
I'm-
You see tomorrow it's Monday so I'm off
sassass
Nooo what about cuddles
singsangsung
Fine. Come here the couch must be uncomfortable
sassass
✈️
junglewood
Aww that was cute ♡*(｡>ω<｡)*♡ I'm glad I could help yeeee
chinesebieber
Uwu you're cute too
junglewood
ʜⁱʰⁱ ᵗʰᵃⁿᵏ ʸᵒᵘ ˡᵘᶜᵃˢ
chinesebieber
*dies*
johoenny
Don't tell me you're drunk again I'm not dealing with that shit again
chinesebieber
He's just being Jungwoo 24/7 aka cute fluffy ball
animetrash
What
That wasn't even cute
nofunjeno
??
nanamin
You're weird
owltaeil
Everything what Jungwoo does is cute wtf
sichengg
I'm not surprised actually
The whole day I spent with Yuta I got to know that he is hella tough like he doesn't laugh AT ALL
chinesebieber
Oh then you haven't got to know him at all
Once you see healing smile you'll know
johoenny
HE'S ACTUALLY SOFT TEDDY BEAR
chinesebieber
Yep just try something cute
hasporninname
That shouldn't be problem for you ;))))
animetrash
Why are yall going against me
johoenny
Because you need to get laid before your birthdays
Which are pretty soon
Meaning in one week
chinesebieber
Lmfao I almost forgot najsjejeke
animetrash
What a great friend you are, remind me to not to get you a gift for Christmas
Or I'll give you just
SOCKS
chinesebieber
YOU WOULDN'T DARE 😰😱
animetrash
;)
We'll see on my birthday next week
hasporninname
Wut?
nanamin
Yuta when is your bdays?
animetrash
26th
hasporninname
O.O
nanamin
NO WAY
chinesebieber
???
sichengg
Guys I swear to got7
*God
Oh well it's almost the same
But anyway DON'T
hasporninname
ᵒᵐᵍ ᵗʰᵉʸ ᵃʳᵉ ˢᵒ ᵈᵉˢᵗⁱⁿᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵉ ᵗᵒᵍᵉᵗʰᵉʳ
Sicheng is turning seventeen on 28th COINCIDENCE I THINK TF NOT
nofunjeno
:O
sichengg
🤦🏻♂️
animetrash
Wait really?
junglewood
LET'S DO BIRTHDAY PARTY !!!
johoenny
No not again
animetrash
Definitely not at ours
Aaand I should probably call Taeyong
johoenny
Where are you going to stay?
animetrash
Idk actually
Shit I seriously don't know
sichengg
Kun is leaving to China tomorrow morning
And since it's my fault you have nowhere to sleep...
owltaeil
Noooo I don't wanna thirdwheel
sichengg
Then you should find boyfriend
owltaeil
:/ noone wants me
hasporninname
You're saying that as if you had one Sichengie
Or..? ≖‿≖
sichengg
Well
Okay you got me there
johoenny
Yuta is alone
You're alone
animetrash
STOP GETTING ME TOGETHER WITH RANDOM GUYS YOU PINEAPPLES
hasporninname
He's not random he's Sicheng ;)
sichengg
I want to die so badly right now
animetrash
Well me too
But I still need place to sleep
sichengg
Where are you?
You know what let's text in private I don't trust anybody here anymore
hasporninname
Huehuehue
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
johoenny
Ten stop you're creeping me out
Awww now he's making aegyo
My boyfriend is so cute
sassass
And that's why I don't hang out with you anymore
johoenny
Shut up son and go to your bed
sassass
*rolls eyes*
☕
What's the time in your country atm? ➭
Ps. Happy birthday to Sicheng and Yuta, next chapter will be kind of situated around it
Thank you for reading 💛🌻