Donghyuck blew his hair out of his eyes, exiting Netflix, accepting that no amount of amazing k-dramas could distract him from silently fuming at Jaemin. He had asked for a picture so he could evaluate Jaemin's outfit a whole twenty minutes ago, and he had never received it! These kinds of things really got to Donghyuck.
Though he definitely had better things to do, he then proceeded to spam his best friend for two minutes, because that's what friends do. Still no reply. Donghyuck blinked, bewildered. Why would Jaemin not even be reading his texts?
Perhaps he's with one of his hopefully-nearly boyfriends, Donghyuck surmised, taking out his phone to text Jeno, as he didn't have Renjun's number as of yet.
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| hyuckle: 'lo jeno
bespectacledbitch: 'lo hyuck |
| hyuckle: you w jaemin?? he's not answering my texts
bespectacledbitch: uhh |
bespectacledbitch: jaemins not coming? he told me like ten minutes ago that his brother's rlly upset about smth and he needs to stay home and like take care of him |
| hyuckle: you wot m8
| hyuckle: im sorry, he's NOT coming?? at all?????
bespectacledbitch: uh yeah, unfortunately,, |
| hyuckle: 🗿
| hyuckle: are you still going tho
bespectacledbitch: yeah |
bespectacledbitch: waIT it's only bc jaemin told me to |
| hyuckle: uh. are you going with Renjun too??
bespectacledbitch: well, yea |
| hyuckle: ಥ_ಥ
| hyuckle: okay it was nice talking to u but I gotta go walk my refrigerator she's been wanting to go shopping for a while now bye!
bespectacledbitch: have fun! |
bespectacledbitch: wait |
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| sunshine: marco marco
wejustgottatouch: hello mlove |
| sunshine: stop being cheesy thats yukhei's job
| sunshine: anyway I need you to go to the cinema
wejustgottatouch: with u?? :D |
| sunshine: u thought bitch I'm watching kdramas
wejustgottatouch: well damn |
wejustgottatouch: also,, why do I have to go to the cinema?? |
| sunshine: listen im going to be straight w you
wejustgottatouch: i think the fuck not you are my boyfriend |
| sunshine: M A R K
| sunshine: norenmin were gonna go on a date kinda thing to the cinema but jaemins not going anymore but jeno and renjun are still going so you gotta go spy on them
wejustgottatouch: i'm not even gonna try and question this |
wejustgottatouch: you can't go yourself bcause..?? |
| sunshine: it'll be too obvious
| sunshine: and i really don't wanna get up tbh
| sunshine: and you love me <3
wejustgottatouch: hyuck |
| sunshine: pleeaaaaaaase
wejustgottatouch: ... |
| sunshine: pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaseee e e e 🍒
wejustgottatouch: ugh. fine |
| sunshine: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
wejustgottatouch: :') |
| sunshine: also! bring someone with you so you don't make a fool of yourself
wejustgottatouch: okay ill bring lee chan we were gonna hang out anyway lmao just tell me what movie they're watching and when |
| sunshine: i think they're watching loki,, some time around 1
| sunshine: love you
wejustgottatouch: love you too 💖 |
| sunshine: 💓💘💗💗💗
wejustgottatouch: fine you win |
| sunshine: -6 points from mark lee
» seen at 12:42 «
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» 15:20 « (after the movie)
wejustgottatouch: uh hyuck |
wejustgottatouch: chan told me this aint good |
| sunshine: what do u mean 'not good' ??
wejustgottatouch: u should prolly ask chan idk tf went wrong |
| sunshine: oh yeah i forgot you were clueless
wejustgottatouch: why u gotta do me like that |
| sunshine: 👀👀
wejustgottatouch: go. just go. |
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| mariahcareyisshook: LEE CHAN
| mariahcareyisshook: SPILL THE TEA
protecc: before I do can I just ask abt why mark showed up in a fedora and fake moustache everyone kept looking at him weird |
| mariahcareyisshook: he did the right thing you's were meant to go incognito
protecc: i— |
protecc: a n y w a y |
protecc: well basically it all started out just dandy except Renjun was being really. idk. he was acting like a complete bottom |
| mariahcareyisshook: LMAOOO
protecc: like, he could not even look Jeno in the eye it was THAT BAD |
| mariahcareyisshook: continue
protecc: we were seated like a row behind them to their left by lucky chance so we saw stuff happen |
protecc: first thing is that they were sharing this big ass box of popcorn (mark said that was normal bc they were best friends can u please kick some sense into him) |
protecc: they kept bumping hands throughout the whole movie getting to that popcorn and i wanted to scream it was so obvious they were doing it on purpose like just 🎶kiss🎶. also i think mark fell asleep somewhere around the halfway-point for like twenty minutes |
| mariahcareyisshook: im not surprised.
protecc: and then!!!!!!!!! renjun takes the goddamn popcorn and starts feeding that shit to jeno ?? who does that |
protecc: jeno would NOT stop smiling i cried |
| mariahcareyisshook: angels 😔
protecc: cue just them being soft until the movie's over :') it was practically a whole date just without kissing |
| mariahcareyisshook: tbh I have mixed feelings about this
protecc: same I feel awful for finding them adorable when jaemin obviously likes jeno. also jeno's got two things going on?? i didn't know he had it in him |
| mariahcareyisshook: dude.
| mariahcareyisshook: jaemin likes jeno AND renjun isn't it obvious jfc
protecc: HE WHAT |
protecc: OH MY GOSH HUH |
| mariahcareyisshook: it's all good laddie sometimes we must at first be clueless to properly be woke
protecc: - Lee Donghyuck, 2020 |
protecc: wait if jaemin likes jeno and renjun then the ulterior goal would be to get the three of them together right |
protecc: so its good that they're being really obvious right?? because if they like EACH OTHER then there's a higher chance of them all being together?? |
| mariahcareyisshook: ye theres that but isn't there also the possibilité that noren will happen
| mariahcareyisshook: but like
| mariahcareyisshook: just noren
protecc: wait I swear jeno got the feels for jae im just saying |
| mariahcareyisshook: how can u be so sure??
protecc: uh well |
protecc: that thing at the basketball party thing we had at eric's ofc |
| mariahcareyisshook: what
protecc: there was just that thing |
| mariahcareyisshook: what goddamn thing spit it out
protecc: ksnfdha didn't jaemin tell u whatever happened in that closet cause we aint sure but it did NOT seem pg |
| mariahcareyisshook: scuse me WHAT
protecc: we were playing truth or dare and our lord and saviour hwang hyunjin decides to make them do seven minutes in heaven but honey they were in there for more than seven minutes |
| mariahcareyisshook: this is certainly an interesting development
protecc: it sure is hyung 😪 |
| mariahcareyisshook: im afraid I have to yeet jaemin now thank you for the insight
protecc: i'll call up the guys and invite them to the funeral ig |
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( Na Jaemin )
| malegabriella: i thought we were best friends and yet,,,,,,,,,
| malegabriella: YOU FUCKING SQUID?????
| malegabriella: YOU REALLY MADE OUT WITH YOUR FUCKING CRUSH AT A FUCKING PARTY AND DIDNT TELL ME??? SOME BEST FRIEND YOU ARE. THIS IS THE BEST THING THAT'S HAPPENED TO YOUR LOVE LIFE SINCE YOU ACCIDENTALLY KISSED ME ON THE CHEEK????
| malegabriella: y'all did make out right? don't tell me you went into a teeny little closet and did the nasty
| malegabriella: i would kill u. why would either of u have any condoms
| malegabriella: where are you btw? you are drier than your own lips rip
| malegabriella: i still haven't forgiven you for not telling me you made out with/fucked lee jeno you bag of rotting milk
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we stan donghyuck the informed man