Thanks, @Payton_Elizabeth1 !
Teacher: *showing a mushroom ring*
Me: I've already seen this. It's in my neighborhood and I saw it while walking.
*after talking about where I live, which is in the country, NOT in the suburbs where Boy lives*
Boy: I live there! That's my house!
Everyone: You don't live there.
Boy: Yes, I do!
Me: No, you don't.
Boy: Yeah, I do. Don't you see me riding around on my four wheeler?
Me: No because you don't live there.
Boy: Well, I see you! I see you every day, eating! I see your lemonade stand!
Me: *facepalms*