Fuckheads has returned!- Kubo
FuckBigHit: good morning sluts
RM: With whom am I speaking?
xxMendesoppaxx: goodmorning uwu
Jimmy :J-Jungkook, what happened?
Arthoe: he's been infected
xxMendesoppaxx: lmao, yEET
FuckBigHit: Kook, stop, please
whotfislilmeowmeow: why
FuckBigHit: Why hello, Yoongi
whotfislilmeowmeow: Jin hyung? Why are you- oh, you're the one, aren't you?"
Dancingking: He's the what?
Jimmy: spill the tea sis
xxMendesoppaxx: get that victory royale and hit that whip! Dab nation!
RM has removed xxMendesoppaxx from the chat
RM: Go on
whotfislilmeowmeow: my lUNGSFBAJ
Dancingking: Namjoon I-
Arthoe: why is Seokjin trying to get his dumbass kicked out of Big Hit oof
FuckBigHit: because I could buy this group and this company with pocket change and they still think they can tell me not to cut my hair with kitchen scissors! The audacity!
Dancingking: crackhead culture
Jimmy: if you weren't my hyung I'd kick you in your stupid fucking shins : )
whotfislilmeowmeow: no but he like, crackhead crackhead
whotfislilmeowmeow: tell them or I'll shave your eyebrows
FuckBigHit: b i t c h
RM: What did I miss
Arthoe: Yoongi hyung wants Jin hyung to tell us whatever dumbass thing he's done now
RM: Are you trying to get kicked out of the company?
FuckBigHit: we can rule this kingdom together baby ;)
RM: Tell me later, Taehyung. I gotta wash my eyes
Arthoe: will do
RM has left the chat
FuckBigHit: you won't believe what Bang Pd told me yesterday!
Dancingking: do we want to?
whotfislilmeowmeow: probably not
FuckBigHit: YALL WHORES WANNA HEAR OR NOT SIT TF DOWN AND SHUT THE HELL UP! OPEN YA EARS!
Jimmy: myfucanjf
Arthoe: Jimin comfirmed that gays can't type lmao
Jimmy: ssshh I wanna hear what Jin hyung has to say!
FuckBigHit: Anyways, before I was so rudely interrupted. Bang Pd told me that I could't flirt with middle aged men anymore? On god??? Does he not want his most prized son to claim a sugar daddy?
Arthoe: I- I-
whotfidlilmeowmeow: he told him "If you don't get why I need to have as many sugar daddies as I want, you try being the most handsome man in Korea!" With his whole chest "I have a daddy from every country! Fight me!" and he walked out of his fucking office I'm gonna pASS
Dancingking: IM FADING
Jimmy: JIN HYUNG YOURE INSANE OH MY GO D
FuckBigHit: I said what I said!
Arthoe: rip, you're really tryna get ya ass beat
whotfislilmeowmeow: on another note- I saw Hobi practicing today
Jimmy: and..?
Dancingking: you wHAT NO DONT YOU DARE
whotfislilmeowmeow: s h i r t l e s s
Dancingking: FROM NOW ON WE'RE BUISNESS PARTNERS
whotfislilmeowmeow: I'm sorry, baby. It really do be like that sometimes
Arthoe: pics or it didn't happen!
whotfislilmeowmeow: *sent one image*
Jimmy: PAPI
Jimmy: IM SHOOK
Jimmy: NO ABS MY ASS! A GOD! KING! WE STAN!
FuckBigHit: he could use that body to bring down nations, God bless
Arthoe: this was truly a religous experience, in the name of the father
Jimmy: the son
whotfislilmeowmeow: and the Hobi spirit
FuckBigHit: Amen
Dancingking has left the chat
whotfislilmeowmeow: Bye, I got a hand to hold
FuckBigHit: Get your mans boi! Hold that hand!
whotfislilmeowmeow has left the chat
FuckBigHit: Hey, brats, wanna get some food?
Arthoe: oh, I don't know, I have a lot of work today
Jimmy: I needed to stop by the store, Maybe
FuckBigHit: I'll pay
Arthoe: see you at 12 sharp!
Jimmy: This is it, chief!
FuckBigHit: ya'll act like you're some broke ass bitches jksjdkf
Jimmy: says the one who cuts his hair with kitchen scissors
FuckBigHit: it's cause I'm legend, you fools can't compete!
Arthoe: wow, I hate you but you're buying me food
Jimmy: I gotta clean my room, bye! Thanks for lunch hyung!
Jimmy has left the chat
Arthoe: I gotta go find Jungkook and u h, take care of him, I may need your help
FuckBigHit: I don't want all that mess
Arthoe: too fucking bad
Arthoe has left the chat
FuckBigHit: well I guess I have no choice-
-Chat closed-