This is a kind of NamHope soo if u guyz r Namjin then well sorry and dont read. I just saw a fun fact where if Namjoon were to choose who to date he'd do it with Hoseok since he's like the mom dnt judge it's a fun fact
"What?" Yoongi asked. "So to make it short, you want us to find you someone who'd agree to be your fake lover just so you can get rid of this stalker?"
Namjoon nods vigorously. "Yes hyung. She's driving me crazy! And not in a good way. In the way where you're always on your guard and can you believe I only got three hours of sleep last night?" He grabs his hair and tugs, eyes wide with something akin to paranoia.
"Yes I can," pipes Tae. His leader's big eyes turn to him. "But please calm down. We're not getting anywhere with you overthinking."
"I'm not."
Taehyung doesn't believe that and so goes over to him to rub his awfully tense shoulders. He tries to work out the kinks and knots that surround his inner shoulders. He massages upward to his neck, finding it tight as well.
As he starts to put pressure he huffs "Man hyung you're so tense! Have you been getting enough rest lately?"
The other sighs. "No Tae. I haven't. It's this crazy fan. I know she loves us but this is going overboard. Who climbs walls to take a picture?!"
"Spider-Man," jokes Jungkook. Jimin punches him on the shoulder. He punches back. And the fight begins.
A sleepy Hobi enters the picture. Yoongi eyes him for a moment with boredom, till an idea clicks into place. A wide grin stretches his thin lips and Jungkook is first to notice.
"Hyung? What're you thinking?"
Yoongi tries to play it cool and act like no sudden realization came to him. He sits comfortably in his chair. "Oh nothing. Just something to help Joon here with his crazy fan problem."
With that, he's got his attention. Taehyung stops, curiosity caught as well. The other two halt in their fight to listen in. Hobi merely yawns and slumps beside Jimin, still out of it.
"You've got your actor Namjoon." Yoongi smugly grins, and he sees the confusion on the leader's face. He gestures quietly with his eyes, and being the smart person he is, Namjoon immediately caught on. His mouth opens to refuse but he shuts up with the warning glare shot at him.
The younger ones honestly don't have a clue since their eyes dart from the leader to the rapper. It's not fair; they believe that they deserve to be let in on the secret too. They believe that the older hyungs can't keep ignoring them like this.
"Hyung can you accompany me outside?" asks Namjoon, standing.
Yoongi gladly accepts, telling the kids to behave as they wait for Jin. The maknaes have a second of thinking to disobey, but a piercing eye from the second eldest makes them sit quietly and wait patiently, just as they were told. Hoseok was drooling on the sofa by now, back asleep.
The door is closed shut and Namjoon falls on the swivel chair with a heavy sigh. The other rapper follows his example but is more quiet in sitting down.
"You want Hobi-hyung to be my fake lover?"
"Correction: I want him to act as your girlfriend."
The leader's eyes pop at the revelation. "What?!" He was kind of thinking more on the lines that Hobi would still be a guy, but he'd act as his lover since, well he supported LGBT.
"Tone down your voice kid."
He looks down, a little ashamed. "Sorry hyung." He meets eyes with him again. "But you want him to go through some kind of make-over to show to the public?"
Yoongi leans forward in his seat. "Let me put it this way: if he just stays as a guy wouldn't that raise more suspicion and criticism? We have to make him female so it would be more believable."
As he thinks it over, Namjoon's brows scrunch. "If you wanted a girl so badly couldn't we just get one? I mean, there's a lot of noonas here in the building."
Yoongi shakes his head, decision firm. "No. I want Hobi to act it out. He can do it I'm sure. He'll pull off the feminine look good."
"Why not Jimin instead? He once won a competition wearing a female hanbeok."
Irritation builds in the older's system at the constant questioning. "Just trust me on this one alright? I guarantee success. She'll leave you alone for sure." He paused for a moment. "And as for Jiminie being a choice, well I only considered it now since Hobi was the one who really caught my eye."
What should it be then? As Namjoon weighs out the pros and cons of his Hoseok-hyung he finally reached a decision. Locking eyes with the hyung he looked up to so much, he spoke.
*
Whispers and pointing fingers erupted on the street as they saw a familiar figure walk by, a woman by his side with their arms looped.
The girl had wavy brown hair, shades perched before her eyes with a little lip gloss on her pink lips. Her lips were stretched into a sort of heart-shaped smile, and she waved a bit to people who stared at her.
Once the crowds were lesser and they were shrouded from curious eyes her smile fades.
"I don't think I can stand the humiliation any longer." The voice was deep and not what you expected from a girl. Because this was not a girl. No, he was a fully-fledged man helping a brother out, even if it meant sacrificing his pride and dignity as a man.
Flashback
"Hobi~" singsongs Yoongi as he and Namjoon went out the room.
Hoseok was still really out of it and he was trying to get rid of his sleepiness with a splash of cold water. He washed his face a couple times and felt better. With his face still dripping he turns to his fellow rappers with a morning smile.
"Yeah hyung? Oh good morning."
Yoongi smiles his way and Hoseok can't helo but wonder that he was in such a good mood. And did he wake up first before him? Well that's rare.
The older looked out the window, squinting as he saw the sunlight. Usually he'd curse and shield his eyes because of the brightness. For once he didn't mind because he had a brilliant idea.
"Oh it really is a good morning, especially for you and Namjoon." He puts one hand on Hoseok's shoulder, the other on Namjoon's. Hoseok can't read Leader's expression. So he wonders and grows curious. "You'll be pretending to be Namjoon's girlfriend okay?"
Wait WHAT?
Hoseok's eyes go wide. "Wait I didn't sign up for this," he blabs as Yoongi takes his arm anyway. "Hyung- wha-"
The door is snapped shut and all the members could hear were screams and shouts of help. Yoongi was being helped by a noona since he wasn't that skilled with make up and stuff.
And that was how Jung Hoseok was fully transformed into looking like a girl.
END FLASHBACK
"I'm sorry for dragging you into this mess hyung," apologized the leader with an apologetic look on his face.
Hobi sighed. "Well there's nothing we can do since you've got a crazy fan to worry about. I'll help as much as I can."
"Please tell me if I'm being a bother hyung," says the leader to his hyung, really considerate of his feelings.
Hobi smiled anyway. "Don't worry about it Joon. You're my brother, and you mean a lot to me. So let me help you to my fullest capacity. Okay?"
The moment is cut short by squeals and girlish screams. The duo turn to be met with thousands of girls clicking on their cellphones and giggling to each other noisily. The idols smile and wave, not really understanding what they were asking since everything was becoming a blur.
"Who's that girl oppa?"
"Are you dating?"
"How long have you known each other?"
"Squee Namjoon-oppa! I'm so proud of you!"
Namjoon smiled and nodded along, linking his arm with that of his girlfriend. Hyung's slim arm naturally fit against his and he really liked feeling the few muscle and power he possessed. Being a dancer, his body was really fit and taut with muscles. They weren't big like that of a typical man but it was visible to the eye.
"Ladies ladies calm down," Namjoon told the ever-growing crowd. They calmed down considerably, shushing the others and having their attention on the beloved leader of Bangtan. "Yes meet my girlfriend of two weeks Choi Minhee." Everyone whooped and cheered.
"Minhee" waved and smiled, blowing kisses he learned from Jin and sending finger hearts to all.
"Oppa!" a voice called out. "I can't help but notice she kinda looks like Hobi-oppa!" Nods and yells of agreement erupted from the crowd.
Oh my gosh. Is their cover blown? Will the world end because of this?
The leader chuckled nervously. His mind immediately thought of something and so voiced it out. "She's actually related to Hobi-hyung." More screams and whoops.
"Ahh oppa where'd you meet?"
"Two weeks? I wish you all the more years!"
"She's so lucky!"
After taking a few more pictures and shaking the lucky girl's hand, the crowd dispersed for them to go on their own ways. Except for one.
As soon as Namjoon saw her his grip on Hobi's arm tightened. Hoseok was alerted to danger and so made sure to protect his dongsaeng.
"Namjoon-oppa." Her voice didn't hold any coldness or malice but it was enough to keep the idols on guard. Little did they know that someone else was watching the exchange.
"Stay away from me from now on. I have a girlfriend."
"Aniya. I don't believe that. You're just using her to get away from me." She took a step closer. They moved back. "Oppa, I didn't think you'd stoop this low to get rid of me. Why won't you accept my love for you?"
Namjoon pursed his thin lips. "Because it's not love. It's obsession. I mean, you stalked my twitter account and even hacked your way into it. You're going to have charges against you for what you did." His grip on Hobi's arm slid down to hold his hand instead. Hoseok squeezed back.
"She doesn't love you. You don't love her. You're just using each other."
"Hands off my boyfriend bish," Hobi spoke up, voice quivering with unsuppressed anger. The other two are taken aback at her open declaration. "He loves me and I love him just as much and who are you to assume what we are? It'd be much better if you mind your own business. You're allowed to admire him and fangirl over him but you being a nuisance to the point he can't sleep properly is utterly unacceptable. Stay the fudge away from him if you wanna continue seeing the daylight."
This speech was ended with a brash step forward, making the girl cower and involuntarily step back, scared out of her wits. This was a completely different scene to that of earlier, where the two were scared. Now, Hoseok was really challenging this sasaeng who dared to make his leader uncomfortable. Namjoon could only stand there and gape, his limbs limp since Hobi retracted his arm.
"What do you want? Scram before I effing punch your teeth out." When she didn't move an inch "she" raised her sleeve to show distinct muscles. "Wanna try me? C'mon let's go!"
Without another word the girl scrambled away from there, scarred for life. She whimpered and ran as fast as she could, afraid she might get beat up very badly.
"Yeah scoot you stalker! Don't even try anything unless you want me to hunt you down!"
Hoseok took off his sunglasses to huff angrily, rolling his eyes at that girl's despicable behavior. "She is such a- ugh I don't know anymore. Let's go Namjoon this dress is killing me." He rolls the sleeves upwards and fixes his wig before marching forward awkwardly with heels.
Yoongi stifles his laughter and rolls the car window up, telling the driver to head home. Those two really pulled it off. What are they gonna say to fans? He snorted; this will be fun.
I wanted to post the pic where I saw it but I cnt find it sorry but I know its real. It's how I got the inspiration