Ask and dare the big5

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I'm just here to be funny and say my take on the big five! Mer

Ask and dare the big5
Ice babies?
Vampire
A kiss
Tgdhdthduhsv
I think I wanna marry you!
Date
Jacquelyn
My own thing!
OMG!!!!!
Sorry
Good bye
The first time in forever
Not again!
Not again! (Part2)
HELP!!!!
Secrets
Fanboys
Apology
Jack's confession
I'm powerlesss!
Tada!
Why!?!?!?!?
-_-
Fan boys again.....
2 questions
Oh Poop
Special Delivery
I'm begging you
Cans & Contest
Thriller
Oh no
Silent
Punzie Prank
Merriccup
Spin the bottle
Long time, short chap
Ike or Jice
Jelousy
Body Swaped!!!!
Body Swapped!!!!(part2)
mmd frozen?
Swap w/ a twist
Love tis our folly
OMG!!!!! JICE!!!!
The awkward games
Party Crashers
7min in Weirdness
Ice! Oh, ice castles
50th chap!!!!!!
Punches
Wait what!?!?
Cliff hanger end?
Playing Emotions
MY JELLO!!!!!
I got the power!!!
Da Prank
Poor Eugene!
Sorry
-_- why you no dare
O.O da horror!
Toothpaste
Haters
Ye olden days
Arrows
Proposal?
Cwel Peeps
Proposal (take two)
What the what?!?!?
Truth or Dare
Hercules
Bikini
Frozen
Sorry, Jack
No title
Why does it demand a stinking title?!?!?
Oh, Elsa....
Snow Tag
Missing
Do I have to be nice?
Frost prank!
Frozen Ice
Do we have to?
Movie day! ^.^
Let it burn!
Birthday & death day
Spies
Rules -_- & MA KINGDOM!!!!
Vacation
Chicken Dance!!!!!!
What they saw, duhn, duhn, duuuhn!
*Evil grin, Evil grin*
Spread the niceness
Going crazy! (.)-(*)
Kittens
Sorry
All in the Family
I LOVE JELLO (:<
100 CHAPTER!!!!!!!
Likeable
Punzie and the Fanboys
Lots'o Hate
Embarrassed
Reading ^.^
Slaping!
ANNOYED!!!!!
Ó.Ò My Heart
Just...
The meeting
Ridiculous
Ew!
Date Night
It Just Got Real
Randomizing!
Gender Swap
Evil?
The Voice!
No title, just heart breaks
Adopted?
SINGING!
Marrige
Goodbye
I'm Ba-ack!!!!
Spooky Scares, Oh What a Dare
Jealousy (wasn't there already a chap w/ that name?)
Summer Swimming
Scary stories
Kissy kissy!
Jice says
Pineapples
Gone Fishing
Love is an open Doooooor!!!!!
Rude!
Celebrities
Gangster
Dates
Random stuff
Are you there wattpad?
Derp
Randomness!!! (Not really)
Bands
Vomit >~<
A Hi From Jake
World Peace!!!
Pranked!!!
Boring!
Hate on Jack :(
Swimsuits
Thanksgiving
Sorry
A feild trip!!! (Nope)
Fire!!!!
Jamee's dare part 1
Jamee's dare part 2
Jamee's dare part 3
Dont know what to call this
TORTURE!!!!!
Say something!
Who's the....
Bye
Epilogue I Guess?

Break up & make up

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Jack: look who I found!

Blankie: put me down! *gets dropped down* who said I wanted to be here?

Merida: idk, but it's funny

Blankie: hi? Uh, this is for Jelsa *hands Jelsa note card*

Ice: what's that?

Blankie: oh, just the shopping list

Rap: but you don't live here

Blankie: oh do I? *pulls rope & room appears*

Everyone besides blankie: O.O

Blankie: pretty cool right?

Ice: in honor of you here, JELLO PARTY!!!!! *runs to kitchen*

Everyone except Jelsa: *follows Ice*

Elsa: what is it with Ice and Jello?

Jack: I don't even want to know. Hey, whatcha think's on the card?

Elsa: let's look

I dare Jack to break up Jice and Elsa has to put them back together again
-Blankieismyname

Elsa: can't we just do the first part?

Jack: Elsie, don't be like that

Elsa: *raises eyebrow* so now it's Jack the serious?

Jack: Nevar! Just to prove it I will pull the biggest prank of all time!

Elsa: I guess I'll do my part

Later

Ice: WHO STOLE MY CHERRY JELLO!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Jake: *thoughts* 'It's the end of the world as we know it!' I wasn't me! *runs out of room*

Ice: *sees red stain where Jake was sitting* what's this? *sniffs stain then licks it*

Hiccup: gross

Ice: ah ha! Jello stain! (Yes there are jello stains I know cuz I'm the jello queen) JAKE FROST COME BACK HERE!!!!!!!!!

Jack: *comes in* yyyyyes

Ice: You stole my jello, and I'm letting you know that I'm not gong to speak to you starting now!

Jake: fine! I didn't want to talk to you anyway! It's over!

Ice: *turns around & storms off to room in a sassy way*

Jake: *starts crying* Iiii- what was I thinking? I'm going home! *flies to ice castle*

Elsa: *sarcastic* nice one Jack, nice one

Rap: Nooooo! I had started a Jice printing company! All those t-shirts are useless and my ship is gone!

Hiccup: why do I ave a feeling that Jack did this?

Merida: so close to punching him in the face *having a day dream that involves a lot of brutal beatings*

Elsa: It's a dare, and here comes the hard part this 'Jice' thing is Humpty Dumpty and I have to put it together again

A/N: when did it ever say that Humpty Dumpty was an egg? I got that from another book but still!!

Even Later (ice castle)

Elsa: Jake, it's gonna be alright

Jake: no it isn't! I really blew it! I bet you wanted this to happen! Wait! did you do this?!?!

Elsa: no *thoughts* 'it was Jack'

Blankie: *hiding* *thoughts* ooo, Jice is in trouble!

@ Ice's room

Ice: *crying* I shouldn't of said thaaht!

Punzie: it's ok, Jake is probably crying too

Ice: nnnno, he broke up with me! hhe's probably happy!

Punzie: you want some jello? *hands Ice a bowl of jello*

Ice: I'm too upset to eat jello *pushes bowl away*

Merida: ok, this just got serious

Ice: *uses powers to create a robe* just leave me here! I'm gonna watch movies with girls luckier than me!

Everyone: walks out of room

Merida: *sarcastic* nice going jack! *punches him*

Jack: who said I did this?

Rap: common! this has you written all over it

Hiccup: and you posted it on Facebook

Jack: dang it! I knew I should of did it on twitter instead!

Blankie: oh boy, *face palm*

Elsa: *runs in* I know how to fix this!

Merida: since when did you want to help?

Elsa: since I got dared to. anyway, they both said that the other one is happier with out them so I just have to video tape each of them and how miserable they are.

Hiccup: so you think that'll work?

Rap: yay! I get to play Cupid!

Elsa: don't get a big head, I'm not even sure it will work.

Merida: *quietly slips in and put camera in Ice's room*

Elsa: *puts camera in Jake's room*

Jice (@ different places): my life is over! *bawling eyes out*

Ice: *eating ice cream wile watching chick flick* I'll never eat jello again!

Jake: *watching a Spanish opera* no Angeline! It's all fake! Julio wants to trick you!

Elsa & Merida: *takes cameras out of rooms & switches them*

Merida & Elsa: Ice/Jake, you should see this

Ice: he hasn't watched Spanish operas since his teddy bear went into his baby box. But that's a long story

Jake: she gave up jello!?!? wow, I can't believe it

Jice: *runs to studio* I'm sorry! no, it's my fault! I missed you! *hug*

Rap: this could only be pulled off by a book

Blankie: you can say that again

Rap: this could only be pulled off by a book

Blankie: why do I even try?

A/N: sorry, blankie. I know you didn't ask to be in my book, but ur a cool person & I thought it'd be cool to put you in. Hey, how manny people want blankie as a permanent character? Vote, comment, don't be shy to say what you think about it.

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