How was your day? -Mellow fellow+clairo
Eddie; so I got my phone back
Richie; I almost punched Vic for it
Stan; u shoulda punched him anyway
Bev; honestly he's a creep
Mike; yeah and a stalker
Eddie; he was sorta sweet tho, at first, before he turned into the fourth creepiest guy I've met
Bill; who's the first
Eddie; I think we all know
Ben; Patrick
Richie; Derrick
Mike; Henry
Eddie; those are the correct people
Bev; is that the order?
Richie; he's gonna say Derrick is the first one
Eddie; Derrick is the first one
Eddie; wow, am I that predictable
Ben; yes
Mike; lolol
Bill; ok so like my mom wants to see us all one last time before we go off to college
Richie; we still have like 87 days left of summer
Mike; you're leaving in 87 days?
Richie; yeah.
Stan; fuck
Mike; stan there is literally no point in getting a place together then.
Stan; this sucks
Eddie; we only have 87 days together?
Bill; we need to make them count
Richie; oh trust me, Eddie is making them count.
Richie;
Eddie; dude! I didn't send you that to send to them!
Richie; he spends more time in my room then in his ;) wink wonk
Richie, if you look in the corner you can see we just finished fucking
Bev; we don't need to know about your sexy times
Mike; I do
Bill; guys!
Ben; me too, Eddie spill
Eddie; you guys already know how it works
Eddie; especially mike.
Stan; don't attac my bf like that
Mike; haha
Richie; Eddie and mike like it in the ass
Bill; wow, ok, back to me
Bev; yes, bill what do you want
Bill; my mom want you all to come over for dinner next week and bring your parents
Eddie; no
Richie; can I bring the sober one?
Bev; lmao, you and Stan are like the only ones who have parents
Bill; shit- u right. My mom is a dumbass
Eddie; you forgot didn't you
Bill; I mean, Richie's mom came back and Bev lives with her aunt and Ben has a mom and mike has a grandpa and uncle so I mean like you have parental figures in your lives...
Richie; yeah my mom came back, and then she found out my dad was sleeping with my 8th grader teacher
Richie; and then she started drinking again
Eddie; and I don't talk to my mom
Bev; wow, we have bad home lives
Bill; shit I'm sorry guys
Stan; it's okay
Mike; yeah it's fine
Richie; I'll still come to dinner tho
Eddie; yeah same
Bev; me too
Ben; I'll go too
Stan; looks like we are all going
Bill; ok, cool. And my mom is getting us a graduation present or something so like just be warned it's probably gonna be really crappy
Bev; it'll be fine
Mike; that's cool
Richie; *crosses fingers* weed weed weed weed
Eddie; lol
Bill; it's not gonna be weed, richie
Stan; yeah if anything it'll be Advil to take away the headaches you give all of us
Eddie; he gives me a headache
Eddie; wink wonk if ya know what I mean
Bev; omg omg
Ben; ew tmi
Richie; that's right I do 🍆🤤😩💦👅🍆🍆🍆
Bill; welp ok
Bill; we didn't. Need to know that
Bill; also it's gonna be on Sunday next week
Eddie; can't wait
Richie; we should go to the bar in the next town over. They don't card there
Richie; we should go tmmr
Stan; yes!
Mike; I'm down
Eddie; I guess
Bev; I'm the designated driver! I call it
Ben; aww boo
Bev; you snooze you lose
Richie; ok, meet at my place at 7
Bill; cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool no doubt no doubt no doubt