Talk good- grace vanderwaal
Don't forget to ask questions if you wanna on If y'all h8 it/ chapter 63
Because I wanna make sure I answer all your questions:)
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Mike; my... favorite screamo band would probably be big time rush
Stan; ohmygod
Mike; ok they are Str8 Fire
Richie ; you really think all of them are straight?
Ben; haha
Eddie; James was clearly gay
Ben; Carlos never had a girlfriend tho... so its him who's gay
Richie; really? I was thinking Logan
Eddie; Logan was the only one to have the same girlfriend the entire show
Richie; fine what about Kendall
Stan; why are you both idiots
Richie; listen all I'm saying is the ones portrayed as straight are usually gay
Mike; Eddie, richie just roasted you
Richie; Eddie admitted to being 14% gay yesterday
Bev; he best make it at 25 at least
Bill; or he could just keep it at 14
Mike; EDDIE! WHERE ARE TOU?
Eddie; at Richie's
Mike; never mind then
Richie; we aren't fucking
Richie; we stopped to talk to you UwU
Stan; I hate you
Richie; you love me
Stan; yeah yeah
Bev; ben bb, don't get mad at me
Ben; why would I get mad at you
Bev; I just think that Carlos wasn't the gay one
Stan; ugh I hate you all
Stan; see you all tonight
Bev; oooOuoO yeAhh!
(A/n you are probably all reading that wrong and that makes me happy bc it's sorta an inside joke between my friends and I)
Richie; I don't want to graduate
Eddie; me either
Stan; I can't wait to get out of this shit hole town
Mike; it'll be sad tho, to leave
Stan; well yeah, but we will still all be best friends... right?
Bev; yeah sweetie. Well text everyday
Bev; or as often as we can
Mike; yeah and we still have summer
Ben; and we can skype and FaceTime
Eddie; fuck now I'm even more sad
Stan; you guys made me sad too
Stan; I'm gonna miss this shit hole
Bill; can't relate
Bev; same
Ben; me too
Mike; yeah ditto
Eddie; fuck me
Richie; babe, you typed that
Eddie; no- geez- fuck. I mean I have to stay in this awful awful town with all these dumbass people
Eddie; my mom wouldn't let me apply to colleges out of state... out of a 20 mike radius
Richie; come with me
Mike; where are you going?
Richie;well I think it's important for you guys to know I got accepted into a lot of college so suck on that
Bill; that's rude
Richie; shut it, you're a side character that is rarely shown because the author forgets about you
Bill; v v v hurtful but also v v v true
Eddie; stfu where are you going
Richie; duke
Stan; son of a bitch
Richie; oh baby I know you are going there too
Stan; yeah. Why the fuck are you going there?
Richie; to be closer to you my love
Stan; beep beep
Richie; I think it's important for you to know Eddie also just beeped me
Eddie; it's true
Bev; we love a good thruple
Mike; I thought that was a throuple
Eddie; wtf is a throuple/ thruple
Richie; a three way couple
Ben; hahaha
Bill; so you're throwing mike to the gutter?
Bill; or Eddie?
Bev; obviously mike joins me and ben
Bill; ok so I'll be alone then, gr8
Eddie; sorry... you'll find two others
Ben; it's true, you will
Bill; I'd rather not
Bev; suit yourself
Mike; wait- why can't I stay with Stan
Richie; yeah why can't mike stay with Stan
Eddie; wow
Bill; oops sorry
Bev; well nevermind then
Bev; obviously your thruple wouldn't work
Richie; you right, I'm more of a one dick guy
Ben; ..????? But-
Richie; ok, fine you're right ben, I wasn't counting my own dick
Eddie; hahah
Stan; guys!!! Go get ready!!!
Eddie; fine fine
Sometimes I forget about bill... woops🤷🏼♀️