Part two of Deviant High. School's back in, it's time to learn something! Btw, swearing maybe even offensive stuff. Read at your own risk!
Another sunny day in Detroit. School is back in session for the deviants, and some humans. Everyone is heading to class, Connor is overjoyed to be back, while Josh and Ralph is geeking out over the new installment of One Punch Man. The three mean androids, Kara, Blue Tracy, and Tracy 2 struts down the hallway to get to class, but Gavin stops them by the lockers.
Gavin: Hello ladies.~ Wanna head down to the Gav Tav and let me show you some of my special detective skills?~
Tracy 2: -Kicks Gavin in the balls- Hmph!
Gavin: -Falls over in pain- Ah! MY ONLY WEAKNESS! MY BALLS! HOW DID YOU KNOW!?
Blue Tracy: Lucky guess, every d**k's balls tend to be tender. (Cuz obviously!)
-Meanwhile with Connor and Markus-
Connor: Are you excited for another day of school, Markus?
Markus: -Groans- Scrap me now.
Suddenly Leo walks by and grabs Connor by his collar, then shoves him into an open locker and slams it shut.
Leo: Hahaha! I love shoving losers into lockers!
Markus: -Gasp and walks up into Leo's face threateningly- How dare you!? Fight me m8!
Leo: Eat a d**k scrub! (Ooh!)
Markus: ARE YOU CALLIN ME WEAK!?
Leo: I AIN'T CALLIN YA FOR DINNER!
And thus they started fighting, it was an epic battle, until Hank broke it up and had to get Connor out the locker.
Connor: -Steps out of locker smiling- What I miss?
Hank: You sure seem happy for a guy that just got lockered.
Connor: Don't worry, that's just how people say hi to me.
Luther suddenly walks by and shoves Connor into another locker.
Connor: -From inside locker- Hi Luther!
Luther: Sup Connor!
Hank: Oh boy...
-Math-
Ralph, Daniel, Tracy 2, Kara, and Josh take their seats. Ralph was in the back listening to hardcore rock music, no thanks to Hank, Tracy 2 was staring at Josh with intent to bash his face in after class, heaven knows why. And Kara was....being a good student for some reason. Also Gavin was teacher apparently.
Gavin: Alright class let's start off with something simple. What is 9 +10?
Ralph: 21?
Gavin: Ok, someone who's not a complete retard.
Josh: I think I know!
Tracy 2: -Mumbles mockingly-
Josh: What did you just say about me!?
Tracy 2: Nothing......-Mumbles- idiot.
Josh: Shut up you...you...h**ker!
Tracy 2: Hey! Don't you call me a h**ker you f**king gay!
Kara: Haha! She said gay!
Gavin: Tracy! Did you just say the F word?
Tracy 2: ....gay?
Josh: No, you can't say f**k in class f**king h**ker.
Gavin: Josh!
Tracy 2: Why the f**k not?
Gavin: Goddamnit Tracy!
Daniel: You keep saying f**k.
Gavin: Daniel!?
Ralph: F**k. -Giggles-
Gavin: Dammit Ralph!
Kara: -Is recording this-
Tracy 2: What's the matter? It's not like It's gonna hurt him. F**k f**k f**kity f**king f**k f**k!
Gavin: How would you like to see the Captain about this?
Tracy 2: How would you like to kiss my ass sir? (-Audible gasp-)
Kara: Ooh!
Daniel: She gon die.
Gavin: What did you just say to me!?
Tracy 2: I said...-leans closer over the desk- HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO KISS MY ASS SIR!?
Gavin: -Stands there speechless-
Daniel: Well...she's got some b*lls, that's for sure.
Gavin: Grrr...I'll show you...soon enough. -Storms out of class-
-Biology-
Luther, Simon, North, and Rupert sat at their work stations. They were all focused and ready to learn. Luther stared intensely at the teacher, who was Zlatko unfortunately. He was telling them a story on how he got this job.
Zlatko: -the room was rekted, her organs was missing, and the nurse was never heard from again! -Laughs-
North: -Laughs with him-
Luther: -Claps halfheartedly-
Zlatko: That's how I lost my medical license.
The room went silent.
Zlatko: -Clears throat- Ok, um...so who wants to dissect some animals today?
Simon: I do!
North: Me too!
Luther: Well, I guess it wouldn't hurt to-
Zlatko: YOU GET NOTHING!
Luther: ......
Everyone, except Luther, were given a deactivated android bird and some suitable cutting utensils.
Zlatko: Alright everyone, dig in.
North: -Jabs the knife into the bird and starts hacking away at it-
Zlatko: Patience Ms. North! Dissection is an art.~
Rupert: -Is silently freaking out- You poor...poor...poor little guy.
North: Uh...Mr. Zlatko, I ate my bird.
Zlatko: How did you....nevermind. -Gives her another bird-
Simon: -Bird is twitching- Uh...is it supposed to be moving like that?
Zlatko: That just means it's fresh.
North: I ate my bird again....
Zlatko: -gives another bird-
Luther: -Just sits their because his on punishment apparently- Uh..when do I get a-
Zlatko: YOU GET NOTHING! YOU LOSE! Good day sir!
Luther: ....
North: Uh.. Mr. Zlatko, I did it again...-Has more feathers around mouth-
Zlatko: -Gives another bird- Stop eating the birds!
North: But it looks so tasty...
Zlatko: -Slaps North- No! No eating!
Rupert: -Rocks back and forth, traumatized- I wanna go home.
Luther: You'll get used to it.
Zlakto: -Is staring at North intensely-
North: .....-Stares intensely at the bird-
Zlatko: You better not dare...
North: .....-Noms bird-
Zlakto: -Explodes from rage-
North: -Looks over to Rupert- Hey you gonna eat that?
Rupert: D..don't worry about it...-Noms bird- No one can hurt you in hear little guy.
Simon: That is deep. (Yea, in his stomach.)
-Art-
Blue Tracy, Alice, Markus, and Connor stood at their easels. Blue Tracy was busy drawing a picture of Connor with his head cut off, Alice was drawing a picture of Kara kicking Connor's ass, and Markus was drawing a picture of Connor kissing him. Leo was the teacher today.
Leo: Alright class, gather around, time to put some creativity into your worthless minds. (Oh yea, you know where this is going.)
Markus: -Mumbles- Oh I know where to put some creativity...
Leo: Now, first things first. Let's start with some ideas. What's your favorite idea? Mine is being creative, how about you?
Blue Tracy: How do you even get an idea?
Leo: Good question, you must start by thinking creatively. -Pulls out an orange-
Markus: -Mumbles- Oh look...something else to shove up your-
Leo: Now, tell me what do you see?
Alice: It...looks like a orange.
Leo: Maybe to you, but not to me. I see a silly face. Walking along and smiling at me.
Markus: Because you're on drugs again?
Connor: I think I see it too!
Markus: You're both high.
Leo: I think you're beginning to understand. Using your android minds to have a good time. Now draw something!
Connor draws a picture of him and Hank at the Eden Club, Blue Tracy draws herself doing some censored activities with her girlfriend, Alice draws Zlatko getting brutally murdered by androids, and Markus draws Leo with his head bashed in. They all proudly show their drawings. This freaks Leo out though.
Leo: So...um, I think we should all agree never be creative again. (Probably a good idea. O.O')
Connor: -Blinks, confusedly- Hm? What did we do wrong?
Alice: -Shrugs- Beats me. Now, I need to add more blood to this. -Keeps drawing-
-Reading and Writing-
Connor, Conan, Tracy 2, Jerry, and Chloe wrote in their notebooks. The teacher, Mr. Collins, was busy giving them a lecture on the story of Deviancy. Chloe was pretending to listen by slowly nodding and staring, Connor found it hard to concentrate, his brother and Tracy two were too busy throwing papers at him.
Connor: -Frowns- Conan! Stop!
Collins: Connor! No talking!
Connor: But...but they...
Conan: -Pretends to do work-
Tracy 2: -Sits and smiles innocently with a troll-faced expression- (You deceitful troll!)
Collins: No buts Connor.
Connor: Aw...-Is hit with another paper- Ow...
Tracy 2: -Giggles-
Conan: Ha! Loser!
Chloe: That poor poor boy. Jerry! Do something!
Jerry: -Looks at Connor and the two androids messing with him, he ponders the moment for a while- Hm....
Chloe: Well?
Jerry: I have the perfect solution!
Chloe: Well great! Then-
Jerry: -Joins in and throws paper with them-
Chloe: -Poker face- I'm surrounded by idiots... (Yes, yes you are.)
-Recess-
All the androids played and pranced around in the courtyard. Alice played catch with Luther, Kara played cards with Josh, and Daniel, Connor and Conan were up to no good, and Daniel, Tracy 2 and Blue Tracy were eating lunch. Which were nuts and bolts. Amanda was tasked with watching them all.
Ralph: -Runs by with scissors, giggles-
Amanda: No running you piece of sh*t!
Ralph: Ralph will run just as much as he want to!~
He then falls into a pit dug by Connor and RK900 and stabs himself. Connor and his brother flees the scene.
Connor: WHY DIDN'T IT WORK!?
Conan: I THOUGHT AMANDA WAS GONNA GO IN IT!
-In another area-
Blue Tracy: So...they shot you in the face?
Daniel: Yep.
Blue Tracy: Like with a pistol?
Daniel: Nope, got sniped. (Like a boss!)
Blue Tracy: -Eyes sparkle in amazement- Wow!
Tracy 2: -Gets jealous- Did I ever tell you that in MY line of work, I've sucked the president's d**k?
Blue Tracy: ....you did?
Tracy 2: Yep! I'm quite the celebrity.
Daniel: But the president's a woman...
Tracy 2: Yea well...that sucks, cause I've done it.
Blue Tracy: Jesus Tray...
Daniel: Well, reminds me of that time when I was-
Tracy 2: Did I every tell you I've sucked jesus's c**k?
Ralph: -Crawls in out of nowhere with scissors in his head- H**ker woman may have seen lots of humans.....but she ain't never met anyone like Ralph! -Passes out-
Daniel: ......
Tracy 2: ..... (......)
Blue Tracy: ....so...thirium anyone?
-In another area-
Amanda: -Wakes from a nap and her hair was suddenly blue- Which one of you d**k twitches dyed my hair!? When I wake up this better be fixed! -Goes back to sleep-
Connor and Conan sneak up on her, giggling, and start spray painting her hair some more.
-3 minutes later-
Amanda: -Wakes up again and her hair is suddenly a rainbow- Goddammit, I'm gonna kill those boys.
-In another area-
Simon and Markus are dressed up like Roblox characters walking around the yard singing.
Simon: You're such a f**king h*e. I love it. You're such a f**king h*e, I love it.
Markus: Oofer gang! Oofer gang! Oofer gang! Oofer gang! Oofer gang!
North: -Stomps over to the two- WILL YOU TWO SHUT THE F**K UP! God! I hate Minecraft! -Stomps away-
Simon: -Looks at Markus confused-
Markus: -Stares back-...Well...that happened...
Simon: I told you she was a h*e.
Markus: Yea but I love it....-Eyes widen in shock-
Simon: What are you so surprised for?
North had crept up behind Simon. She bashes him in the head with a ruler.
Simon: OOF!
-In another area-
Jerry: Finally...I am alone. -Suddenly has pants pulled down by Alice-
Alice: -Giggles and runs off-
Jerry: Ah...such a sweet child.
Alice keeps running and manages to find Amanda, who was to distracted on her walkie talkie.
Amanda: Yes...Conan's on fire and I don't think he's gonna make it this time.
Alice: -Runs up and rips off her dress-
Amanda: Oh look, we got a real comedian over here. -Grabs Alice-
Alice: Sh*t!
Amanda: Now you'll be in detention sweetie, I'll be your assh*le.
Kara: -Runs up to intervene- Excuse me...please don't grab my daughter like that!
Amanda: Oh look...I didn't know you had a mother.
Kara: You on you mental or something?
Amanda: Nope, I've died a long time ago.
Kara: You wanna die again?
Amanda: I hope you made your piece with your android god b**ch.
Then the two start fighting, punching and kicking each other to death. Alice standing by recording it happily. Everyone else crowds around and cheers on the fight, making bets on the winner.
-Later that day-
It's the end of school, everyone heads home. Kara wins the fight, Amanda has multiple bruises, and Conan is crispy. Connor meets up with Hank, and shows him his drawings from art class.
Connor: Lookie what I did lieutenant! -Shows picture of them at Eden Club, with very vivid details of the dancers-
Hank: Uh...um...great. Look son, maybe we should quit this school thing. You're too mature for this.
Connor: But Hank, I love it here! I get to make new friends, and do all sorts of human stuff!
Hank: -Sighs- Ok..very well. If you say so...
Connor: I can't wait for college.
Hank: College!?
The End
-Extras-
As Hank and Connor strolled home, meanwhile on the rooftops, little did they know, they had a stalker. Or at least Connor did.
Kamski: Hehehe...you thought you could get away from me did you?~ Just you wait dear Connor, in time, that ass...will be mine. -Laughs evily-
-Meanwhile-
Gavin: So, you sure you can handle it?
???: Indeed I can.
Gavin: Good, those no good android students will get what's coming to them. -Smirks evilly-
???: Oh they will, especially if they make me mad. -Slaps ruler-
Wow! To be continued I guess? Someone new makes an appearance, can you guess who? Anyways, hope you've enjoyed this, more to come later. And with that, have a great time at school!