Bubblegum- clairo
Wow I love losing 249 followers:) this is the fucking worst day of my life, so thanks for that! @ everyone who unfollowed me for doing abso-fucking-lutely nothing wrong.
Eddie; *sent picture*
Richie; oh, wow😍
Eddie; *sent picture*
Richie; fuckkk
Richie; stop. You're so hot! Please have mercy!
Eddie; you like?
Richie; umm... let me get back to you about that...
Richie; YES! WHAT PART OF ME WOULDN'T LIKE THAT?
Eddie; I'm glad you like them
Richie; you made me hard
Eddie; well, I'd be sad if I didn't
Richie; omg you're killing me
Eddie; I want one!!!
Richie; oh, so now you want one?
Eddie; gawd yes
Richie; oh how the turns have tabled
Eddie; I think it's oh how the tables have turned
Richie; really?
Eddie; yeah
Richie; why did you have to send me two dickity pickities?
Eddie; because
Richie; I'm serious upset about it
Eddie; what?!? Why?!?!??
Richie; because you aren't with me.
Eddie; well then I'll come over
Richie; it's 2am
Richie; omg! 2 am is pillowtalk hour™️
Eddie; I know
Richie; hdjwkdbhei ah! Did you plan this???
Eddie; I said I had to pack n stuff
Eddie; that was the stuff
Richie; you got hard and took pictures and you waited till now to send them??!
Eddie; hahaha I guess lol
Richie; you're a tease Eddie Kaspbrak
Eddie; stan had to help me pick the right ones to send you
Richie; I really don't believe you
Eddie; ask him
Eddie; he hates every second of it
Richie; no- you didn't!
Eddie; I did I swear
Richie; aksjfien brb
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Richie; WHAT THE FUCK!
Richie; DONT LOOK AT MY BOYFRIENDS DICK EVER AGAIN!
Richie; WHAT THE HELL! Why didn't you tell me he was sending you nudes?!?
Stan; what are you talking about!?
Richie; you helped Eddie pick the right dick pic to send me
Stan; oh lol yeah
Stan; tell him to never make me do that again
Stan; I hated it
Richie; sksksks did he really send them to you???
Stan; uh yeah
Richie; pics or it didn't happen
Stan; didn't you already get the pics??😏
Richie; omg! You used an emoji
Stan; I felt it was appropriate for the situation
Richie; NEVER LOOK AT HIS DICK AGAIN! YOU HEAR ME STANIEL??
Stan; pfthahahha ok buddy
Richie; yeah- ok gotta go
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Richie; wow
Eddie; hahah I can't believe he fell for it
Eddie; wait fuck disregard the previous message
Richie;
Richie; you played me
Richie; and I fell for it
Eddie; aww
Eddie; haha yeah, you did
Eddie; if you wouldn't have texted me the same time stan did I would have gotten away with it too
Richie; so like u didn't send them to Stan
Eddie; no! Why would I send stan 43 dick pics and make him choose the best 2??
Richie; there are 43?
Eddie; yeah
Richie; and you only sent me two?
Eddie; ugh
Eddie; *sent picture*
Richie; *sent picture*
Richie; I meant to send that to Stan
Eddie; lol I was like why is this boy flipping me off? Haha
Richie; lol sorry babe. I can send you an actual pic if you want
Eddie; I'm mean sure, what have a got to lose?
Richie; *sent picture*
Eddie; wow- you actually are hard
Richie; yeah I know. Fuck you
Eddie; ok. I said I'd come over
Richie; omg I've died and gone to heaven, that's what's happened. I'm dead.
Eddie; stop. You're not dead
Richie; even better!
Eddie; you're dreaming
Richie; what?
Eddie; lol jk I'm seriously about to come over if I can
Richie; yes, ofc you can
Eddie; ok! Yay!
Richie; YUROWORJFJJD
Eddie; see you soon
Richie; is it bad that I'm nervous
Eddie; we've fucked like 10 times... what are you nervous about
Richie; that it'll actually be a dream, duh.
Eddie; shut up <3