Ttylxox- Bella Thorne
I'm running out of songs so here is a shake it up song that had me bumpin back in the day.
Mike; I'm really worried
Mike; it's not like him to not answer his texts
Mike; and he wasn't at school today
Stan; I know.
Stan; but where is he
Bill; I feel really bad. I called him a dick
Bev; well, at the time we all thought he was being a dick
Mike; it's literally been two days since I've talked to him
Ben; I just checked his house. He still isn't home, neither is his mom
Stan; maybe she kidnapped him
Bill; you can't kidnap your own kid
Mike; yes you can
Ben; you could definitely kidnap your own kid
Bev; let's not think about that
Stan; should we call the cops
Mike; and say what?
Mike; our friend who was dating our other friend was forced to break up because his mother is homophobic and now he is missing
Stan; yeah
Ben; maybe not that exactly
Bill; we aren't calling the cops
Bill; just give it a little more time
Bill; Eddie is probably just hiding out and working through his feelings because he was dumped out of the blue in front of his mom with no explanation
Mike; doubt it, but ok
Mike; I have to go
Bev; k, see you at school tomorrow. Unless you pull an Eddie
Ben; Bev.
Bev; too soon?
Mike; just a little
Richie; a lot too soon
Stan; Richie! Baby! How are ya?
Bill; shit.
Richie; ya know, I'd be doing a lot better if people would stop talking shit when they think I'm not in a group chat
Bill; I'm sorry
Stan; Richie I know you're upset but you don't have to be an ass
Bev; are conversion camps still a thing???
Bev; cause his psycho mom probably took him to one
Ben; makes sense
Richie; no. Those aren't a thing
Stan; are you sure?
Richie; uh yeah. I'm pretty sure
Bev; ok, it was just a theory
Richie; a shitty one
Stan; DUDE!
Bev; no, he's right. His mom wouldn't do that
Richie; he's probably being a whiny little bitch and crying to his mommy at his grandmas or some shit like that
Richie; fuck him. We shouldn't be worried about him if he can't even send one text back
Ben; sure Jan
Bev; Richie stop being a dick
Stan; fuck you, we're just trying to help.
Richie; don't. We don't need him
Ben; uh that's my best friend you're talking about
Ben; mike's too
Stan; and the love of your life
Bill; and the L in the Loser club
Bev; ok, we can all agree he wasn't the L he was more like the S or R
Richie; bye. I hate you all. Not lying. You are being insensitive hoes