My mom was doing stuff and it's realllly hot out rn, and we don't have an ac, so that sucks
She said, "Y'know what swass is?"
" sweaty ass"
(That was unimportant)
Anyway
So
She said "it's important to make eye contact with your son when you say that"
(I'm in this kind of family we joke weirdly)
I thought she finally called me her son
Then
I noticed that my brother was in the hallway with her