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Eddie; I kissed him
Ben; what?!
Mike; when?!
Ben; like I'm shook I just saw you
Eddie; were watching a movie
Mike; PORNNN
Eddie; fuck no
Ben; hahah
Eddie; it's some comedian or something
Mike; Donald Glover?
Ben; Ali Wong?
Mike; aziz ansari?
Eddie; John Mulany
Eddie; but we watched Ali Wong before him
Mike; lol so the kiss
Mike; how'd it happen?
Ben; yes the deets
Eddie; we were talking and he was all like eds what's wrong
Eddie; and I was all like I'm not gay
Ben; smh
Eddie; and then I was like I'm not gay but I like you
Mike; ok, there we go
Eddie; and then we were talking some more and I kissed him
Ben; yay
Eddie; then I climbed on his lap
Mike; beep beep beep beep back up.
Eddie; to where?
Mike; you fucking gave him a lap dance?
Eddie; NO!
Eddie; I was sitting on his lap and kissing him
Ben; mmk sure jan
Eddie; and he says Eds like 20 million times
Ben; like moans or like trying to get your attention
Eddie; trying to get my attention:(
Mike; hahah
Eddie; HE HAD THE FUCKING AUDACITY TO TELL ME TO SLOW THE FUCK DOWN
Eddie; ME!
ben; you must have really been going at it then
Eddie; I'm freaking out! Idk where I got the courage to do that! And
Eddie; he asked me on a date and I said yeah
Mike; ok, so he did ask you out
Eddie; yeah, that's what I just said
Ben; lmaoo
Eddie; he's acting all chill about it, I'm trying to too but like I'm freaking out
Mike; lol just tell him
Eddie; he's looking at me
Ben; probably because your texting us during his favorite comedian
Eddie; this long white dude is his favorite comedian?
Eddie; he's texting too
Ben; idk
Mike; lol long white comedian hahaha
Eddie; yeah ok see you tomorrow he's looking at me weird
Mike; ok bye
Ben; he wants the dick
Ben; bye
-Richie to Stan-
Richie; asdfjkl
Richie; I'm gonna have a heart attack
Richie; this kid just fucking kissed me
Richie; and he's acting like it didn't happen!!!
Richie; wtf do I do mannnn jfksjs
Stan; who?
Richie; really? Who? Were you born yesterday?
Richie; Eddie!
Stan; he kissed you?
Richie; yeah.
Richie; he was freaking me out like having a mental breakdown and then said he wasn't gay
Richie; and I was really hurt. Like that boy played with my feeling so hard today
Stan; I told you his mom messed him up
Richie; but he said he liked me and then he kissed me to make a long fucking story short
Stan; and your not kissing now because???
Richie; I said I wanted to go slow with him
Stan; how fast have you guys been moving?
Richie; he was dry humping me
Stan; dayyummm
Richie; and like fuck, he's a good kisser, but I could only take so much before I was gonna cum
Stan; gross man
Richie; and now we're watching Netflix
Richie; like nothing happened
Stan; porn?
Richie; he said no porn
Stan; aww
Stan; ^thats a joke!
Richie; mmhm sure
Richie; he's on his phone
Stan; you are too
Richie; he keeps looking at me like I did something wrong
Stan; dude don't second guess yourself
Richie; he's so adorable
Stan; FUCK HIM WHILE YOU HAVE THE CHANCE!
Richie; haha hahah hahaha
Stan; oh he's just texting mike and Ben
Richie; what's he saying
Stan; idk take his phone and look at it
Richie; I'm not gonna be that boyfriend
Stan; y'all are dating!?!
Stan; you really do move fast
Richie; I asked him on a date
Richie; he was so chill about it
Stan; just guys being dudes being bros
Richie; Eddie is so hot.
Richie; I want to kiss him
Stan; kiss him
Richie; oh fine, if you dared me I guess I gotta
Stan; wait wha-
Richie; gotta go.
Stan; your gonna fuck aren't you
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"Eddie?"
"Rich?"
"I want to kiss you."
"Ok... is that why you're looking at me all weird?"
"You're the one looking at me all weird, with those brown eyes that say I'm gonna chop his dick off, and that weird smirk that says I wanna suck his dick, and your whole face that says I'm sad." Richie said
"I am sad."
"Why? Did I do something wrong?" Richie asked with concern
"You said to slow down." Eddie explained. "I didn't want to slow down."
"The last relationship I was in was a fast one tho eddie, and it didn't work out! I cheated on him, he pressured me to have sex with him, he was a-" Richie couldn't finish his sentence.
"You cheated on him?" Eddie asked after the long pause that drifted through the air.
"Uh, yeah, sorta."
"I don't wanna go on a date with you." Eddie spoke in a low voice looking away from Richie completely
"What? Why?"
Didn't you know Richie? Once a cheater always a cheater. Richie thought back to the time Beverly had been cheated on and she told him this valuable information.
"He cheated on me first! He-he- he is the one who made me feel bad about myself!" Richie stammered
"Who was it?"
"What?" Richie asked
"Who did you fucking cheat on him with?" Eddie asked a bit stern
"Y-y-you." Stuttered the boy with glasses
"Me?" Eddie asked confused. "We never did anything!"
"I kissed you at Olive Garden."
"You guys were already broken up!"
"No. I said we were because that's where we were headed."
"So you lied to me?"
"Why is this such a big deal!?"
"Are you fucking kidding me?" Eddie was beyond mad. "Why is it a big deal?!"
"It's a big deal because I thought you were already over! I would have never kissed you back if I knew you were still together! How do I even know you guys really are over?" Eddie was fuming
"Eds, we are, I swear, I broke up with him that night. Eddie, please don't be mad at me."
"I don't wanna talk to you right now richie, I just need time to calm down." Eddie stood up from the couch and walked to his room calmly shutting the door.
"Fuck. Fuck. Fuck! Fuck!!" Richie said hitting the himself on the head with his palm over and over. "What the fuck did I just do?"