Jeff: HEY WHATS UP MEH BITCHEZZZZZZ IT'S A NEW DAY AND A NEW MORNIN *z-snaps and trips, falling down the stairs*
BEN: -_- Wtf? That's it, i'm fuckin' done with this hOe
EJ: *busy reading his book downstairs*
Jeff: I'M ALIVE DON'T WORRY...WAIT...Why the fuck do I have a wedding ring!?!?!?! *pulls BEN closer to him* WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE ONE!?!? TELL ME SHAWTY
BEN: *Looks away and blushes* w-well...about t-that....
Jeff: *Notices ring on BEN's finger* FUUUUUUCKKKKK I SWEA- *throws up the galaxy*
BEN: HEY IT COULD WORK OUT SNOW WHITE!!
Jeff: Get this watermelon out of here!
EJ: *pops out of nowhere dropping his mask* I LOVE WATERMELON- ERMAHGERDD NOOO
*music starts playing in the background as the mask falls in slow motion* ANNNNNNNND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL ALLLLLLLLLWAYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSS LOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEEE YOUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jeff: YASSS BITCH *starts singing, hitting the high notes at all the wrong times*
EJ: AHHHH MY VIRGINITY!!- oh shit nvm
BEN: HAHAA
Sally: *pops up out of nowhere* EJ WHATS VIRGINITY?? Charlie wants to know too *Charlie gives the death glare*
EJ: oH cRAPcAkEs
BEN: *starts laughing and rolling around on the floor*
Jeff: *snorts and falls over laughing and rolling around* OOWWWEEE MEHHH $500,000,000,000,000,000,000 INSURED SMILE OWEEEEE!! UR ALL GETTING SUED!!
Sally: Jeff please, as if that smile is worth shit, Joker reject. *air horns*
BEN: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAABABAHAAAAAA *snorts* ROASSSTEDDDD JEFFY POO!!! JEFF, IT'S LIKE LIVING UR CHILDHOOD ALL OVER AGAIN
EJ: *laughs and snorts* that was good Sally, but oh my god can you idiots shut the fuck up already?!
Sally: What does fuck mean?
EJ: Fuck
BEN & Jeff: *practically dead*
Toby: *walks in and sees Jeff and BEN rolling around like idiots* Well I need meh wafflez so yea *steps on both of them*
Jeff: AOOHH RIGHT IN MEH KINDEYY....DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT EJ
EJ: Dammit
BEN: HAHAHAHAA LOOKS LIKE JEFFY POO GOT HURT.....AHOOOHHWWWWWWWWEYY
Jeff: wtf u sound like ur having se-.....SECOND ROUNDS OF DINNER....yeahh....surrrre
BEN: *Still moaning*
Jeff: UGH I CAN'T HAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
BEN & Jeff: *still rolling around, until they move closer to each other, and accidentally kiss*
Jeff: *muffled sounds of screaming* HELLPP MEE
BEN: ya know ya like it ;)
Sally: YAY another Yaoi ship
EJ: SALLY?!?! HOW THE HELL DO U KNOW ABOUT THAT?
Sally: Slendy, duh....
Slendy: *teleports to living room* SALLY!! I TOLD U NOT TO SAY ANYTHING
EJ: HAHA
Jeff: uz been exposed Slendeh
BEN: UZ BEEN GOT BURNED SUN...LIKE HOW THE SUN IS BURNED?? No? Damn ok then, tough crowd.
Everyone in room: 0_o wtf
Jeff: BITCH I TAKE THAT TO OFFENSE, WE'RE DONE *Flips hair and struts out* HOES MAKE YOURSELF'S USEFUL AND GET HIM TO SIGN THE DIVORCE PAPERS!
BEN: NO BABY PLZ WAIIIIIIIIIIIIT
Jeff: *gets arm grabbed by BEN* B-BEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!? Go play ur little games
BEN: I'll play a game with you~ *twirls Jeff around, and dips him*
Jeff: Bitch no
EJ: HAHA BEN UR TOO SHORT YOU CAN'T DIP HIM HAHHAAAAAAAAAA *Wheezes*
BEN: Shut up Eyeless Shit, I know you get a kink out of eating peoples kidneys
EJ: Dumbass have you ever heard of eating to fucking avoid starvation?
BEN: *sings to Jeff* OOh Jeffy Poo~ OH BABY BABY HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW, THAT SOMETHING WASN'T RIGHT HERE. BUT BABY BABY, I COULDN'T HAVE LET YOU GO ;)
Jeff: AHHHHH Hellpppp plz EJ
EJ: Sorry man, we're good friends and all, but nah this is too funny *wHeEzE*
Jeff: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
BEN: *Kisses Jeff*
~5 minutes later~
Jeff: HOLY SHIT....w-why did u french me?? *blushing like crazy*
BEN: Cuz its the most fun ;)
EJ: EWWWWWWWWWWW IM OUTTA HERE BYE BITCHESSS!! WHY DID I EVEN STAY TO WITNESS THAT ugh noooooo.....TOBY HAND MEH A KIDNEY FROM THE FRIDGE
Toby: SURE THING
Sally: *staring intensifies* Y-Yaoi~
BEN: Still want those divorce papers?
Jeff: Nahh
BEN: YES HAHA. See, I knew you couldn't resist this~ *motions to body*
Toby: *scoffs from kitchen*
BEN: Oh shut up goggle boy
Jeff: *pulls out Britney Spears concert tickets* I got ur fav, now just sign riiiiiiighht...here!
BEN: *Signs* YUSS ILYSM *kisses Jeff*
Jeff: SURPRISE MUDDA FUCKAA *shows him that he actually signed divorce papers*
BEN: OH FUCK U
Jeff: *mocks BEN* OH fuck me...
BEN: Glady~ *tackles Jeff*
Jeff: shit
Sally: YES YES YESS YAOI
Slendy: *teleports back* oooohhh Sally imma watch
BEN & Jeff: OOH U NASTY
Slendy: I know you are but what am I? *sunglasses float up to his head*
Sally: GET REKT
BEN: WE GUCCI
Jeff: YASS BITCHES wE'Z EXPENSIVE
BEN: Now baby lets continue~
Jeff: NONNONONOONONONOOOO