Lactose intolerant (Choni, To...

By weirdmomo16

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"I think I'm lactose intolerant cause I've had enough of your sh*t" More

One. Strangers
Two. I kissed a girl
Three. Tiresome jokes
Four. 10 questions
Five. Perfect doesn't exist
Six. Sex talk
Seven. Zero Chance
Nine. Girl
Ten. Excuse ME?
Eleven. Out of the f**king blue
Twelve. Confrontational issues
Thirteen. Homo-Therapy
Fourteen. Hi again!
Fifteen. Coffee (End)
Characters ask.
New story.

Eight. Gf

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By weirdmomo16

Hiyaaaa! How're you? Goofy? Sad? Depressed? Drunk? If you are one of these then you are also welcomed! I dunno...I'm getting more sh*ttier with these author notes.

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Three months pass.
🕛 midnight. 12:00 pm.
Cheryl: Hey.
Cheryl: it's been a while.
Cheryl: I broke up with Archie.
Cheryl: turns out he was playing with me all that time. I wanna punch him in the face. I could've done that but his 'friends' were cheering him on as he humiliated me in front of the class.
Cheryl: he said "I'm sorry but...I don't have feelings for you. I like Veronica" and that arse played with me for 3 months?!
Cheryl: I guess...you're mad with me. Wow then.
Cheryl: you're not even reading my messages now?
Cheryl: sister?
Cheryl: Why are you mad? Is there any problem? I mean...what happened?
Cheryl: is there a family problem or...cause I can help you...you know?
Cheryl: pooper topaz?
Cheryl: How do fish get high?
Cheryl: Seaweed.
Cheryl: pls tell me what I did wrong.
Cheryl: I get it.
Cheryl: it's fine. I'll go.
Cheryl is offline.
....
Four months pass.
🕛 Morning. 6:00 am.
Cheryl: I'm sorry.
Cheryl: I just had a dream that you were in danger.
Cheryl: i woke up with a bang in my head.
Cheryl: babe.
Cheryl: please.
Cheryl: answer me.
Cheryl: I'm sorry, again.
Cheryl: I get if you don't want to forgive me. I dunno why you're distant with me but it's fine.
Cheryl: are you with someone now? You told me you wanted to find someone suitable for yourself. I'm happy if you did.
Cheryl: But why not text me?
Cheryl: I guess it was true...I really am just a text-mate then. No calling, not caring about me after not hearing from me for a month.
Cheryl: I'm sorry if I did something bad. But how long are you going to ignore me?
Cheryl is offline.
....
Two months pass.
🕛 evening. 5:00 pm.
Cheryl: that's it, tell me what's wrong???
Unknown: who's this?
Cheryl: OMG Toni.
Unknown: excuse me?
Cheryl: stop playing around you ass. You know how many times I texted you? Scroll up!
Unknown: This is not Toni.
Cheryl: Stop with the BS Toni, what's gotten into you! After almost a year you text me...saying you don't remember me?
Unknown: Is this Cheryl blossom?
Cheryl: Oh my...yesssssss.
Unknown: stop texting her.
Cheryl: who are you to say that? Wait...who are you?
Unknown: Midge...Toni's gf.
Cheryl: Wait...I don't have proof. You might as well would be a serial killer imo (in my opinion...incase  you didn't know you Midge named jerk)
Unknown:

Cheryl: you two are...
Unknown: back together. Yes.
Cheryl: Why are you snooping through her phone?
Unknown: why do you care?
Cheryl: Wait, you're that fab internet magazine sensation Midge klump?
Unknown: Yeah?
Cheryl: well then...explain this picture surfing around the web.

Unknown: How do you have a picture of me and him randomly in your camera roll?
Cheryl: ANSWER ME!
Unknown: woah. Ok weirdo, yes I had an affair...now it's over. I told Toni about it. She broke up with me for that. Now we're together again. Is that simple enough?
Cheryl: Oh, okay. But who's this?! You're other affair-partner???

Unknown: that's just...me with long hair.....
Cheryl: Oh...well I need to talk to Toni please ASAP.
Unknown: sorry kid, you can't.
Cheryl: the hell sis?
Unknown: don't wanna know why'd you call me that but I won't let you touch my girl. Back off.
Cheryl: fine, but at least give my one message to her.
Unknown: fine...😒 then what should I tell her?
Read 10 minutes ago.
Unknown: hurry up. I don't need an Assignment.
Cheryl:

Cheryl is offline.
Unknown: holy hell.
...................................................................
So....how's this? I literally don't even know.
Bye readers?

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